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skrizach
02-07-2014, 09:59 PM
PpccpglnNf0

always stevey
02-07-2014, 10:06 PM
lmao the goat spits on the Mexican.

skrizach
02-07-2014, 10:11 PM
I could watch goats screaming all day.

I guess that's why I like it here so much?

timmy
02-07-2014, 10:38 PM
lmao the goat spits on the Mexican.

sounded like he was speaking greek, you are literally a reatrd

always stevey
02-07-2014, 10:50 PM
greek is the same thing as a beaner

always stevey
02-07-2014, 10:51 PM
and that guy was Mexican. you're just trying to sound worldly, like you know a lot of languages but you don't. face it youre just as dumb as an American.

always stevey
02-07-2014, 11:35 PM
When you think house pet, for most people, pygmy goat normally isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. However, if it is the first thing that comes to your mind, you’ll be happy to know that eHow.com offers instructions on how to teach your house goat not to piddle in said house. Having provided this useful information, Naimhe has some suggestions and comments of her own.

Goats have hooves. It would seem obvious but may be necessary to mention that hooves are hard on wood floors, carpeting, furniture, countertops, and many other surfaces normally found within homes. Your adorable 5 lb baby is going to grow into a still rather adorable 50 lb goat and will behave like a goat. For goat behavior, see the rest of this site. To summarize, that sweet little thing is going to greet you one day from the top of the counter, surrounded by pelleted poop, eating your curtains. Be aware.

Don’t teach or allow your house goat to jump into your lap or onto your shoulders as a baby. As mentioned earlier, it will become a much larger baby given time and 50 lbs of hooved love isn’t as cute jumping on your back as that little ball of fluff was.

Over years of watching goats, both the outdoor and indoor kind, Naimhe believes that goats aren’t really aware of when they are pooping. They just walk about dropping those little pellets as they go. You will never train a goat to poop where you want it to so save yourself the aggravation and don’t try. She also disagrees that the pellets are stinky, however the urine can be so if you do plan to keep your goat in the house, plan accordingly.

timmy
02-07-2014, 11:36 PM
replace goat with stevey and hooves with gout

timmy
02-07-2014, 11:38 PM
and that guy was Mexican. you're just trying to sound worldly, like you know a lot of languages but you don't. face it youre just as dumb as an American.

prove it

always stevey
02-08-2014, 12:08 AM
prove it

you can clealy hear him saying "que pasa"

always stevey
02-08-2014, 12:08 AM
like over 100 times

skrizach
02-08-2014, 12:55 AM
I do not believe that a person can say "que pasa" 100 times in that amount time.

cag please record yourself saying "que pasa" 100 times as a baseline.

always stevey
02-08-2014, 02:46 AM
totally would if I wasn't so depressed

always stevey
02-08-2014, 02:47 AM
i don't feel like doing anything or talking to anyone i hate my life

timmy
02-08-2014, 03:08 AM
que is used in both french and italian, please,

timmy
02-08-2014, 03:08 AM
also in portuguese and latin please cag PLEASE teach me

timmy
02-08-2014, 03:09 AM
teach me all the things

always stevey
02-08-2014, 03:37 AM
well if you listen to enough Mexican each day you begin to understand it anyway wb skriz {okay dp and{ doli its okay ti post noa skrix (the guys wh0o cuts down trreees with bare hands is back)

timmy
02-08-2014, 03:41 AM
Stevette are u part injun

always stevey
02-08-2014, 03:45 AM
this is cag stevey doesj't givv eshit about race nor do I am gonna bppiong a guy who pplays starraft

always stevey
02-08-2014, 07:39 AM
i don't feel like doing anything or talking to anyone i hate my life

always stevey
02-08-2014, 07:39 AM
this is cag stevey doesj't givv eshit about race nor do I am gonna bppiong a guy who pplays starraft

timmy
02-08-2014, 07:40 AM
Shutup steffies

always stevey
02-08-2014, 07:41 AM
well if you listen to enough Mexican each day you begin to understand it anyway wb skriz {okay dp and{ doli its okay ti post noa skrix (the guys wh0o cuts down trreees with bare hands is back)

always stevey
02-08-2014, 12:37 PM
no one has told me what starfcraft actually is but he says its a strategy game for pple with severer autism

always stevey
02-08-2014, 04:35 PM
it sucks

always stevey
02-08-2014, 05:09 PM
it sucks

if it sucks, i'll probably love it

always stevey
02-08-2014, 05:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYQFy68yCo

heres a nice greek song for my friend tim, the holocaust denier

maks
02-09-2014, 11:33 AM
awesome thread, 5'd