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timmy
02-25-2014, 03:56 PM
Most posters have succumbed to old age, no one made it to anti aging technology and it doesnt look like 'Foreskin co.' isnt close going to make a break through.
Only three posters are left-- Ruby, Elz and Monde's 9 year old son... the forum is going real slow, slow even for rubynet... among hot topics such as "Megathread: Clay dies of heart attack snickers edition" and Elz talking about how bad video games are there isnt really anything interesting going on... ruby, being too decrepit to play video games and scream into his mic, slowly pulls himself out of his bed with what energy he has left after a 12 hour nap... he turns on his 20,000 linden alienware computer he bought last month, all these flashy lights and gears start whirring and turning on, a blue screen appears on his monitor.. he rings up the company and has to pay 5000 bitcoins to get them to look at it, in the mean time they teleport him a backup computer... he turns it on, but doesnt know how to connect it to the internet, even though he spent 500 years on computers, he is still a huge retard,.. finally he pays the local twink 500 dollars to hook it up/. nervously the twink in his short short spandex works his magic and gets it ready for use.. ruby hands the twink the money and with a smile says "im gay" and the twink quickly leaves... he turns on the computer, it has internet explorer 10 installed... ruby opens it up and enters rubycalaber.com, the dns query initiates... "internet explorer has stopped working" ruby is furoius...

to be continued..

maks
02-25-2014, 04:18 PM
ruby I see you reading this threasd please for the love of god herp roxtoyz and bgd

rubycalaber
02-25-2014, 04:27 PM
ok, let me just spend a month making a megathread about it

maks
02-25-2014, 04:33 PM
hopw about if you herp them and then spend a month making a megathread to explain why

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 04:46 PM
Most posters have succumbed to old age, no one made it to anti aging technology and it doesnt look like 'Foreskin co.' isnt close going to make a break through.
Only three posters are left-- Ruby, Elz and Monde's 9 year old son... the forum is going real slow, slow even for rubynet... among hot topics such as "Megathread: Clay dies of heart attack snickers edition" and Elz talking about how bad video games are there isnt really anything interesting going on... ruby, being too decrepit to play video games and scream into his mic, slowly pulls himself out of his bed with what energy he has left after a 12 hour nap... he turns on his 20,000 linden alienware computer he bought last month, all these flashy lights and gears start whirring and turning on, a blue screen appears on his monitor.. he rings up the company and has to pay 5000 bitcoins to get them to look at it, in the mean time they teleport him a backup computer... he turns it on, but doesnt know how to connect it to the internet, even though he spent 500 years on computers, he is still a huge retard,.. finally he pays the local twink 500 dollars to hook it up/. nervously the twink in his short short spandex works his magic and gets it ready for use.. ruby hands the twink the money and with a smile says "im gay" and the twink quickly leaves... he turns on the computer, it has internet explorer 10 installed... ruby opens it up and enters rubycalaber.com, the dns query initiates... "internet explorer has stopped working" ruby is furoius...

to be continued..

is this shit clairvoyance or something?

rubycalaber
02-25-2014, 05:04 PM
Actually by 2083 the human race will have been extinct for 67 years. The global currency will also be dogecoins.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 05:08 PM
Actually by 2083 the human race will have been extinct for 67 years. The global currency will also be dogecoins.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

This goes against everything being said in the papers.

juji
02-25-2014, 05:18 PM
Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 05:19 PM
Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.
http://i.imgur.com/CqhKyQX.jpg

maks
02-25-2014, 05:23 PM
ruby if you had herped the lizards a year ago this forum would be in better shape

juji
02-25-2014, 05:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1Wcy3Mf.png

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 05:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1Wcy3Mf.png

Those concepts of psychic martial arts are neither real nor realistic... I know this because i've been involved in psychic martial arts with this type of opponent. Becoming incredibly angry and having a mental breakdown does not cause a person to experience super strength.

juji
02-25-2014, 05:42 PM
stfu, you don't even know what are the stands

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 05:42 PM
stfu, you don't even know what are the stands
i have a stand in real life, and his name was Yojimo in his life. He was teh god of Money in beijin, china in 1692.

juji
02-25-2014, 05:48 PM
i have a stand in real life, and his name was Yojimo in his life. He was teh god of Money in beijin, china in 1692.

rofl the worst excuse ever, the stand names are supposed to be inspired by song name.

roxtoyz666
02-25-2014, 05:50 PM
rofl the worst excuse ever, the stand names are supposed to be inspired by song name.

yeah, but i mean i actually have a stand. He took over part of my body and mind on my 21st birthday. It's just like jojo's bizarre adventure and shit.

juji
02-25-2014, 05:52 PM
Is Yojimo really a stand name? Uncreative

timmy
02-25-2014, 06:39 PM
Monde's 9 year old son... we have a problem.

Barry lacks knowledge about the progressive math.

monde lives to be 100 dea lwith it:handshake:

juji
02-25-2014, 10:38 PM
monde lives to be 100 dea lwith it:handshake:

1- m0nde is 40 in 2013
2- m0nde is 100 in 2073
3- m0nde can't produce sons in 2028

timmy
02-26-2014, 12:20 AM
in 2020 monde stored a vase of semen in a sperm bank

skrizach
02-26-2014, 12:34 PM
yeah, but i mean i actually have a stand. He took over part of my body and mind on my 21st birthday. It's just like jojo's bizarre adventure and shit.

discussion about headmates ITT

Autistic Spectrum
02-26-2014, 01:08 PM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?12644-here-s-my-theory-on-the-origins-of-m0nde


your all wrong sorry

Jibblez
02-26-2014, 09:49 PM
there is no way im going to make it that long