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Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 07:47 PM
rooty free chat zone,, what have you been doing with yourself,

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:50 PM
Not a lot. Was upset for a while.

Have I told you I have a hot new secret boyfriend? lol

I hope he doesn't hate me yet.

maks
03-04-2014, 07:51 PM
come on lisa what are the chances that he doesn't hate you yet I mean he's met you hasn't he

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
03-04-2014, 07:51 PM
how did lisa get the lixas babysitter acct

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:52 PM
YET

maks
03-04-2014, 07:53 PM
YET

lisa nobody has ever gone 30 seconds without hating you of course he hates you why are we even discussing this you know as well as anyone how it works

maks
03-04-2014, 07:53 PM
how did lisa get the lixas babysitter acct

fucking garfield

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:54 PM
I gotta have him or I'll cry

I took to crying to this for a while http://24hoursofhappy.com

I was sit in my room alone in the dark at night and cry to it for hours.

What have you done with your spare time?

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
lisa nobody has ever gone 30 seconds without hating you of course he hates you why are we even discussing this you know as well as anyone how it works
I love you Maksie poo

You have a deep seeded homosexuality in you.

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
i've been freezign my balls off in the polor vortex and also crying alone in the dark

maks
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
lisa maybe it's time you pulled a plug drugs I mean what are the chances that your life will ever be any better than it is now slim to none right it's already really shitty and it's only going to get worse

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
i've been freezign my balls off in the polor vortex and also crying alone in the dark
Lol

Do it to the happy song, it's better that way.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 07:57 PM
lisa maybe it's time you pulled a plug drugs I mean what are the chances that your life will ever be any better than it is now slim to none right it's already really shitty and it's only going to get worse
Maybe it's time you pulled off plug drugs homo

maks
03-04-2014, 07:58 PM
maybe it's time you responded to a p accurate insult with "no, you!' like a 4 year old

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:00 PM
homo

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
03-04-2014, 08:01 PM
crying about an internet website

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
03-04-2014, 08:01 PM
I read a statistic that said the average man cries once a month I counted up all my cries that I could remember and averaged them and it's like once every three years I'm not sure if that means I'm a sociopath or the average man is just a big faggot

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 08:02 PM
maybe it's time you responded to a p accurate insult with "no, you!' like a 4 year old

"No, you are." is the come back to end all come backs my little homosexual ranga

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 08:04 PM
homo

Please let out rose west, she's my girl. :(

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:04 PM
crying right now while i'm thinking about lisa's apple bottom ass,,

maks
03-04-2014, 08:04 PM
axe body spray was the last nail in the coffin of masculinity in this country IT'S FUCKING PERFUME YOU FAGGOTS YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND BOTTLES OF PERFUME

maks
03-04-2014, 08:05 PM
"No, you are." is the come back to end all come backs my little homosexual ranga

I thought "lisa you aborted a meth dealer's baby" was the comeback to end all comebacks

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 08:05 PM
Maks freaking out about perfume

Because he's homosexual

maks
03-04-2014, 08:08 PM
lisa you aborted a meth dealer's baby how fucked up is that

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 08:09 PM
*YAWN*

maks
03-04-2014, 08:10 PM
fine tell me again about the time you were raped when you were 8

maks
03-04-2014, 08:12 PM
have you ever met anyone in your whole life who hasn't ended up shitting all over you did you ever wonder if there was a reason for that well there is it's because you're just awful lisa you're a horrible human being

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:13 PM
i think lisa was engaged to be married for like 8 years or someting

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:14 PM
from what i recall he was an artist

maks
03-04-2014, 08:32 PM
lots of people stay engaged for 8 years that must have been a stable and fulfilling relationship

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:35 PM
she might have been kinnapped and used as a sex slave by a biker gang for 8 years or she was engaged for 8 years i can't recall

maks
03-04-2014, 08:36 PM
you can abort a lot of babies in 8 years

steveyos YOLO
03-04-2014, 08:38 PM
Tell us why rooty dropped you for some other skank

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 08:42 PM
Why don't you ask him

He was fucking prancing around here the past 2 weeks like a fuckhead

Anyway I'm fucking fixated with someone else now.

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:44 PM
wait he was still dicking you while he was chatting up the girl who sort of looks like your and rootbeers daughter all grown up,,

maks
03-04-2014, 08:45 PM
rooty said it's because you p much demanded anal and he wouldn't go there because your butthole is really gross can you confirm or deny his story

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:47 PM
i would fuck lisa in her butt if she asked me , pretty sure that's considered a huge social fopa in Australia to not fuck someone in the ass if they ask you nicely

maks
03-04-2014, 08:50 PM
rootbeer said there's spiders in there and salamanders and pillbugs

maks
03-04-2014, 08:50 PM
have you ever had one of those little rolly fuckers on your dick because I can tell you it's not as fun as it sounds

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 08:53 PM
rootbeer said there's spiders in there and salamanders and pillbugs

i hope he was talking about lisa's apt not her butthole

maks
03-04-2014, 08:57 PM
the butthole is where they live the apartment is where they hunt

maks
03-04-2014, 08:59 PM
when lisa farts birds flock to come feed on the grubs and maggots that are flung out of her cornhole

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:00 PM
wait he was still dicking you while he was chatting up the girl who sort of looks like your and rootbeers daughter all grown up,,

Yes.

The whole time he was here whilst spazzing at me for messages I got from other guys which incidentally never occurred behind his back he would say "I'm not messaging any other women" but he was, and the very first night he gets home he had her over for a beer and kissed her, it was only then I found out that all while he was acting like a fucking martyr whilst here he was lying and basically she had been messaging him from the minute he came here, no wonder he was so fucking paranoid about me getting messages, he was doing that behind my back.... After he kissed her he was ever so sorry and crying etc... Messaging me at 4am and stuff then when I'd try to speak to him at what was a reasonable time of day for us both he was too busy "blowing off steam" as he put it. Anyway this went on a bit. How did I find out he had actually hooked up with her? Well the night before he was literally crying on Skype to me, he told me to call him in the morning because he was crying too much. I called him in the morning about 9am his time, he answered and sounded tired, I asked him if he wanted me to call him back later, he said yes he'd like a few more winks.... a few hours later I tried to call, he literally refused to take my call, I got a text message saying, "you need an Australian boyfriend".... a couple of hours after that was when I saw the pic cag posted, he never had the decency to actually tell me this, that was literally how I found out. So I was fucking embarrassed and of course upset so I threaten him to take all my pics off his Facebook or else... And then he's just fucking prancing around here like a fucking spineless piece of shit while I had literally no-one to talk to until my secret new boyfriend didn't hate me. Hence me coming back pissed off at rootbeer and telling him to fuck off.

maks
03-04-2014, 09:02 PM
rootbeer played you like a fucking pimp remind me to shake his hand

clay
03-04-2014, 09:06 PM
rootbeer played you like a fucking pimp remind me to shake his hand

bro i was about to say rootbeer confirmed for current forum pimplord 2k14 welcome to the new style

clay
03-04-2014, 09:07 PM
if your daughter is a functioning autistic from michigan or a haggard used up australian trash collector then u best lock yo do' nigga rootbeer on that hunt nigga

maks
03-04-2014, 09:07 PM
bro i was about to say rootbeer confirmed for current forum pimplord 2k14 welcome to the new style

from desperate virgin to mack fucking daddy in like 2 months time that guy owns

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:10 PM
rootbeer you scoundrel

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:10 PM
For the record I have offered to send him the fucking diamonds he got me.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:11 PM
But I'm keeping the fucking ipad

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:11 PM
wtf he got you diamonds,,,, sell that shit for meth,,

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:12 PM
or a encrust your 200 dollor pillow with them,,, nothing like sleeping on a pillow encrusted with diamonds

StompleB
03-04-2014, 09:13 PM
brown rice

maks
03-04-2014, 09:14 PM
But I'm keeping the fucking ipad

of course you are, you're a whore

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:15 PM
penguins out of the bag,clay is lisa's secert new boyfriend,

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:16 PM
or a encrust your 200 dollor pillow with them,,, nothing like sleeping on a pillow encrusted with diamonds

Lol

StompleB
03-04-2014, 09:16 PM
begin your post with secret's out, the croods lost the academy award

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:18 PM
Piss off stompleb you sack of moron

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:18 PM
quokka's out of the bag,, stomple b is lisa's new boyfriend,,, ,anyone can quote this with a boyish figure joke i don't care, it's way too low brow for me to call stomple a child fucker

maks
03-04-2014, 09:19 PM
stompleb nobody is talking about nude children itt please get the fuck out you're contributing nothing

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:19 PM
i've moved past the croods, and on to the lego movie,, which fucking ruled

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:21 PM
StTqXEQ2l-Y&autoplay=1

its like they updated the star trek enterprise theme song for lego's

Lisa's Babysitter
03-04-2014, 09:21 PM
quokka's out of the bag,, stomple b is lisa's new boyfriend,,, ,anyone can quote this with a boyish figure joke i don't care, it's way too low brow for me to call stomple a child fucker
I'll do it.

Stomple just because I look like a beaten up 12 year old boy with black eyes doesn't mean that I am and doesn't mean you should sniff around me or topics pertaining to me.

You're a backstabbing ingrate fucking try-hard low ranking wannabe following loser.

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:23 PM
stomple b the woody allen of ytmnsfw fourms

StompleB
03-04-2014, 09:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2zGMYnl.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:28 PM
wait so let me get this straight, both stomple and marks dislike lisa, and both lisa and marks dislike stomple, does that mean that stomple and marks are somehow friends now

maks
03-04-2014, 09:30 PM
rare picture of the 12 year old boy lisa looks like

http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news-700/14-Year-Old-Boy-Suffering-from-Progeria-Has-the-Body-of-an-110-Year-Old-Man.jpg?1377521220

and yes stompleb would hit that

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:31 PM
the math is pretty fuzzy let me crunch the numbers

:stomple:

maks
03-04-2014, 09:31 PM
wait so let me get this straight, both stomple and marks dislike lisa, and both lisa and marks dislike stomple, does that mean that stomple and marks are somehow friends now

no in fact if I have a horse in this race it's lisa

Autistic Spectrum
03-04-2014, 09:32 PM
we would all like to ride lisa like the thoroughbred that she is but sadly only rootbeer has lived that dream

maks
03-04-2014, 09:36 PM
always swatting flies with her tail

Camoron
03-04-2014, 09:36 PM
mein gott...

Lisa's Babysitter
03-22-2014, 03:57 AM
Die.

timmy
03-22-2014, 04:52 AM
mein gott...