***NOT FUNNY*** cag got a dui last night

[Garfield]

she texted dp asking for bail money he is on his way to get her she will be here soon to entertain us maybe take off her clothes perhaps ....:swoon:

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I was rooting for a roadside ditch or tree to catch her before a cop did.

[Autistic Spectrum]

this seems made up but i will belive you for the time being

[Lisa's Babysitter]

this seems made up but i will belive you for the time being

lol

[Camoron]

She will never get a dui she well just flash her tots and get our of it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Cone tits.

Does the trick every time.

[Camoron]

Te he *kicks bottle of vodka back under seat* I havent been drunking occifer

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I haven't had a cunt all day drinkstable

[Camoron]

Te he *kicks bottle of vodka back under seat* I havent been drunking occifer

Cag actuallt did this


And it worked

[steveyos YOLO]

If she's not dead I don't give a shit

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Cag actuallt did this


And it workeduh huh

great story

[Camoron]

There wad more to it than that buti don't remember dont care

[Lisa's Babysitter]

The epic tale of cag's brush with the law.

[Garfield]

poor cag rotting in jail because she has a crippling alcoholism and all you can do is talk about yourself lisa yeah youre a real m8 all right

[Lisa's Babysitter]

poor cag rotting in jail because she has a crippling alcoholism and all you can do is talk about yourself lisa yeah youre a real m8 all right
If you actually listened past all the "you stupid bitch you look ugly and are acting pathetic" I was actually being a lot better to her than she's ever been to anyone in her life.

Like I said, can't have given her anymore of a heads up.

[rootbeer]

I'm worried about cag
....
:rofl:

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm worried about cag
....
:rofl:
Don't be.

She's never given two shits about anyone else.


She'll be back, posting about my vagina for months on end and screeching "I'm cooler than you Lisa! You're 50 years old lmao!"

[Garfield]

lets hope so lisa she could be in jail for quite a while this time

[steveyos YOLO]

Jail can't be any worse than having to post on the same forums as that dumb fucking whore.

[Garfield]

theres not even internet in jail josh you insensitve fuckwit

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lets hope so lisa she could be in jail for quite a while this time

Oh I really hope so too

I need that saggy flapped cone titted stupid nasty whore posting "Lisa's vagina is brown LMAO ^_^" another 200 times.

[Garfield]

yeah you really owned her this time lisa, cags lucrative career is over and youre sitting back behind your little computer making jokes like some heartless little worm

[Lisa's Babysitter]

yeah you really owned her this time lisa, cags lucrative career is over and youre sitting back behind your little computer making jokes like some heartless little worm

I know, I'm a cruel woman

*YAWN*

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Don't fucking bitch at me that I give better than I get.

If you can't take it, don't fucking dish it out. Simple.

[steveyos YOLO]

theres not even internet in jail josh you insensitve fuckwit

That just means she'll have to carve LMAO into herself each time the idiot thinks something is funny when it is not

[Garfield]

cag is getting raped in jail right now

[juji]

I know, I'm a cruel woman

*YAWN*

words cannot be erased

[Lisa's Babysitter]

words cannot be erasedJUJI!

I would put you over my knee young man!

[Garfield]

lets all take a knee in memorium of cag

[lnopia the great]

lisa was that frilly rainbow colored shirt you wore to the carnival supposed to look so dirty

[steveyos YOLO]

I wonder if cat avatar guy has to buy special bras designed to hold her torpedo tits

[Garfield]

http://www.drivingadelorean.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/madonna-bra.jpg

[Jibblez]

passed out drunk in the back of a cab and woke up in the drunk tank not remembering shit with the cops saying "oh the things you did last night you're going away for a long time"

[Jibblez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r1rcxaTLvI

[juji]

passed out drunk in the back of a cab and woke up in the drunk tank not remembering shit with the cops saying "oh the things you did last night you're going away for a long time"

When you're very drunk, a lot of things that you cant remember

[reno]

came into this thread hoping to blankquote an elz post, and wasnt disappointed

[reno]

When you're very drunk, a lot of things that you cant remember

[Jibblez]

make love to me elz

[Jibblez]

show me what a real man can do

[Garfield]

cag are you positive the cabbie didnt sleepcreep you while you were passed out?

[Jibblez]

come to think of it my pussy really fucking hurts

[Garfield]

maybe its from when you fucked yourself with a schlitz beer bottle on tinychat

[Jibblez]

can't do that passed out in the backseat of a cab. id like to think the cabby did it while im sleeping... cuz getting raped while sleeping is pretty hot

[Garfield]

hehehe