!!!Toxo is a hilarios new lisa meme.!!! Better hop on "le" meme wagon be4 its too late,

[Gentleman Doli]

:peace:

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Go read a science book bitch.

[maks]

lisa reads lots of science books she's really smart

[Lisa's Babysitter]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/stripper-lrg.jpg

[Jibblez]

lisa reads lots of science books she's really smart

she also makes hilarious toxo jokes.. soon everyone will catch on and start saying it too, trying to get a laugh

[maks]

lisa is so smart that she uses obscure aussie slang for medical terms because that is what real scientists do

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa is so smart that she uses obscure aussie slang for medical terms because that is what real scientists do

It's scientific slang, not Aussie slang

[maks]

there's no such thing as scientific slang lisa what you're saying is ludicrous

[Lisa's Babysitter]

there's no such thing as scientific slang lisa what you're saying is ludicrous

Wrong.

[maks]

lisa I don't care what you think you're easily one of the stupidest people I've ever met you got fired from a goddamned pet store for christ's sake

[maks]

how the fuck does a 38 year old woman get fired from a pet store that's a teenager's job kids in high school manage to press buttons and make change for cans of fancy feast all day why couldn't you handle it because you're stupid that's why

[jon]

- fired from a pet store
- smoked so much pot the cat went cross eyed
- took three raging inches from shrek's oniony tackle

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa I don't care what you think you're easily one of the stupidest people I've ever met you got fired from a goddamned pet store for christ's sake

Suck my IQ.

[Camoron]

Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease caused by the protozoan Toxoplasma gondii.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease caused by the protozoan Toxoplasma gondii.

Yes.

Rats and mice get it from digesting cat faeces on grass or something, it affects their brain and causes them to walk up to cats to get eaten so that the cycle continues.

Humans get it too but the research as to what it does to the human brain shows that maybe they take more risks and have more car crashes or something.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

And I remember that rat that just walked right up to me and Jazz and just sat there. So I think I've got toxo.

[lnopia the great]

well that is supposed to cause a kinder and more caring personality change in women so there is no chance you have toxo

[Lisa's Babysitter]

well that is supposed to cause a kinder and more caring personality change in women so there is no chance you have toxo

Towards other animals I am.

People I either want to punch or fuck or both.

[maks]

Suck my IQ.

suck my high paying job

[lnopia the great]

it is literally impossible for lisa to get toxo because she is one of the worst people in the world

[lnopia the great]

the parasite dies of exhaustion in her brain trying to change her into a better person

[Lisa's Babysitter]

the parasite dies of exhaustion in her brain trying to change her into a better person

Lol

[Lisa's Babysitter]

suck my high paying job
Lol

suck my free time

[timmy]

It's scientific slang, not Aussie slang

YOU FCKING RETARD ITS CALLED JARGON somebody kill her

[Lisa's Babysitter]

YOU FCKING RETARD ITS CALLED JARGON somebody kill her

Wow you're a fucking moron

Irrelevant spazzing about shit I already know Tim.

Tim to save us both some time, next time you think you know something I don't try to remember that I have twice the IQ you have and all you are doing is randomly spurting out irrelevant retard shit that I can guarantee you even cag knows. Stop embarrassing yourself in front of me.

[timmy]

jargon =/= slang

[Lisa's Babysitter]

jargon =/= slang

Everyone knows what both jargon and slang are you half wit

[Garfield]

lisa's forced spazz meme

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Doli thinks anything I say is a meme

He hangs on my words like that

[Garfield]

doli is cags ex boyfriend her new boyfriend is m0nde she has a thing for guys with memes

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Cag naked saying, "Show me yours Lisa" still ringing in my ears


lol

[Jibblez]

Gross.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Welp.

It wasn't the other way around cag you saggy slag.

[Jibblez]

Your mom gave u herpes lmao.

[Jibblez]

Next scene: lisa frantically typing a wall of desperate bipolar disorder text

[timmy]

lisa postijng a pic of her shoving her man-sized hands in xer mouth "YOUR TURN NOW GCAG *manical laughing ensues("

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Uh huh

Well thanks for taking the night off from work of having strange business men slipping bills between your flaps to screech at me for 2 hours and then show me your brown bits for free and ask to see mine.

[Jibblez]

Slimey is slimy. Dp reno and I saw her on tinychat with her hi def ipad camera and jesus it was really something horrible.

[timmy]

hi definition of a 50 year old woman

[timmy]

each wrinkle now defined with quality

[Jibblez]

Then she went onto her low def camera on her computer and it was a little better thank god

[maks]

Lol

suck my free time

yeah I sure wish I could never leave the house and eat one meal a week

[Lisa's Babysitter]

yeah I sure wish I could never leave the house and eat one meal a week

I ate two meals today

I accidentally threw up the first.

Oh you know I have all this free time because I'm just SO HAPPY.

[rootbeer]

I have toxo

[Lisa's Babysitter]

While you were at work I was crouched in a ball on the shower floor in the dark for two hours rocking back and forth.

Because I am very productive with my time.

[rootbeer]

Damn bb wtf

[Lisa's Babysitter]

You do not get to "bb" me.

Bye.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Slimey is slimy. Dp reno and I saw her on tinychat with her hi def ipad camera and jesus it was really something horrible.

Pfffft.

Let's see you just woken up, no make up and in high def.

Pathetic slag.

[Autistic Spectrum]

really great forum meme lisa, supe r proud of u

[Autistic Spectrum]

high def lisa, god dam, still haunts my dreams

[Chris Hughes]

Lisa lol what a Faggot.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lisa lol what a Faggot.

Dp is MY bitch to call a faggot.

[Chris Hughes]

you're everyone's Faggot blokeface. friends?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

you're everyone's Faggot blokeface. friends?

Stop asking to be my friend like a faggot.

[Chris Hughes]

You think everyone is a Faggot because you epitomize the word, friends Faggot?

[Autistic Spectrum]

words hurt

[Lisa's Babysitter]

words hurt

Faggot.

[Chris Hughes]

yeah soooo painful. :ruby:

[maks]

While you were at work I was crouched in a ball on the shower floor in the dark for two hours rocking back and forth.


yeah that's p much how I'd spend my days if I was you. I don't know how you take it, being you sucks in every way imaginable

[Chris Hughes]

She should prob try killing herself again.

[steveyos YOLO]

I don't want lisa to die until she fulfills her destiny of killing rooty

[Chris Hughes]

2 for the price of 1.

[Garfield]

rooteo and lisa-et, star crossed lovers from the houses of lizard and ytmnsfw

[Garfield]

cberry scream: A TOXO ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES

[Battery Bits]

...

[internutt]

thanks for the toxo bump



In people with weakened immune systems, especially those with AIDS, symptoms of toxoplasmosis are often brain-related and severe. These symptoms can include: Disturbances in mental functions, especially disorientation, difficulty concentrating, or behavioral changes.

[Battery Bits]

I started the toxo meme you dumb fuck

[internutt]

Lisa calm down i want to help you. *nods at attendant behind her*

[Battery Bits]

Sometimes you’re ok, mostly you’re just an annoying spastic though

[internutt]

Yes lisa, its alright, just relax. No one is trying to hurt you here.

[Bev.]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALK TO HER LIKE SHES RETARDED OR CRAZY YOU DONT KNOW HER LIKE I DO AND SHES NONE OF THOSE IF SHE WANTS TO LISTEN TO THAT BULL SHIT WELL LET HER THIS FOURM IS HER LIFE AND ENJOYS COMMING IN HERE TO POST NOT LISTEN TO YOUR BULL SHIT BUT THATS HER LIFE AND I BACK AWAY FROM OUR FRIENDSHIP SO SHE CAN POST IN HERE AND TAKE ALL YOUR SHIT ARE YOU A DOCTOR I BET NOT JUST A QUACK

[m0nde]

bev do you have any gigs singing this weekend?

[Bev.]

NO NEXT WEEK IM SINGING

[Bev.]

LISA DONT WANT ME TALKING TO YOU CAUSE SHE SAYS YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT BUT SHE CAN COME IN HERE AND TALK TO ANY ONE SHE WANTS ITS OK FOR HER BUT NOT ME I ENJOY TALKING TO YOU CAUSE YOUR NOT A LIER

[internutt]

*takes long drag from cigarette* theyre just questions bev. and in answer to your query, theyre written down for me."

[Bev.]

THANK YOU BUT I DONT SMOKE

[internutt]

you are in a desert bev. ypu see a tortoise flipped over on its back in the hot sun. it cant turn over unless you help it.

but youre not helping it bev. why is that?

[Bev.]

I DONT FUCKING KNOW CAUSE I DONT LIVE IN A DESERT

[Bev.]

IM NOT THE QUACK YOU ARE

[internutt]

I DONT FUCKING KNOW CAUSE I DONT LIVE IN A DESERT


Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, bev, it's crawling towards you-

[Bev.]

SO I STEP ON IT