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Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:34 PM
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:37 PM
and to think today was the day I quit drinkin

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:40 PM
Why can't we be friends

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:41 PM
I'm going to kill myself.

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:43 PM
That's pretty dramatic

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:46 PM
Not if you're the worst poster here it isn't. :(

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:46 PM
Everyone sucks at something
(I suck a lot of dicks it's okay)

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:48 PM
I wish I could actually stop sucking dicks.

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:49 PM
What's the point? The money is so good

reno
03-15-2014, 11:50 PM
*ahem* there is a gentleman present, ladies :eyebrow:

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:50 PM
they don't pay me shit

Jibblez
03-15-2014, 11:51 PM
i dream of jodie

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:51 PM
Reno would you just let me fondle your hair already god damn

reno
03-15-2014, 11:52 PM
you're giving me butterflies and making my legs weak

Fucklord Bimbo
03-15-2014, 11:54 PM
Don't skip leg day

reno
03-16-2014, 12:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mqcV1TO.png

should i shave my beard y/n

Jibblez
03-16-2014, 12:00 AM
holy shit you made lisa log out lol

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:01 AM
I would seriously squirt all over dat beard

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:01 AM
And by squirt I mean with a water gun full of red bull WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUM

reno
03-16-2014, 12:01 AM
gabi please stay forever

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:03 AM
Gabi has a mental breakdown ITT

reno
03-16-2014, 12:05 AM
one night w/ gabi is worth 40 lizards skulking the site all year

steveyos YOLO
03-16-2014, 12:06 AM
See ya at fjs

Jibblez
03-16-2014, 12:06 AM
im a lizard

Jibblez
03-16-2014, 12:07 AM
that really hurts me when pple say mean stuff about lizards

reno
03-16-2014, 12:08 AM
you're a chameleon tho b/c you're so good at blending into the background so nobody remembers you're a lizard

reno
03-16-2014, 12:08 AM
and i probably mean that in the best way possible

Jibblez
03-16-2014, 12:10 AM
blending into the background.. that is even worse than being a lizard. did not make me feel better

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:11 AM
=^.^=

reno
03-16-2014, 12:14 AM
i lost my virginity to an older woman on gaiaonline when i was 15 years old :x

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:18 AM
I lost my virginity to 12 42 year old lumberjacks in a igloo surrounded by hungry polar bears :3

Gentleman Doli
03-16-2014, 12:20 AM
a gabi thred, why the fuck are ppl psoting in lisa threads when this exists

reno
03-16-2014, 12:21 AM
take me on a polar bear skin rug in an ice hotel

reno
03-16-2014, 12:21 AM
a gabi thred, why the fuck are ppl psoting in lisa threads when this exists

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:23 AM
Why did stickam shut down what am I supposed to do for attention now what the fuckkkkkk

reno
03-16-2014, 12:24 AM
you could go into the more popular tinychat rooms and by virtue of the fact that you're extremely pretty you would be fawned over and would eventually have allt he power

Jibblez
03-16-2014, 12:25 AM
tinychat.com/rubynet but im not going in because i don't want to even look at doli.

reno
03-16-2014, 12:25 AM
honestly i could dickride gabi all day because she is the most attractive female poster on this site <.<

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:28 AM
That's a lot of pressure for a girl

juji
03-16-2014, 12:32 AM
gabi and cag may be funny in this thread, but Reno is boring as hell and tried to impress these girls

get tinychat

reno
03-16-2014, 12:33 AM
elz you do realize when ur in tinychat we all talk out loud about you and if you ever see us smiling or laughing its because someone is making fun of you :(

reno
03-16-2014, 12:34 AM
just thought i should warn my good latino brother about the cruelty that goes on behind his back

Fucklord Bimbo
03-16-2014, 12:39 AM
beep beep

juji
03-16-2014, 01:00 AM
elz you do realize when ur in tinychat we all talk out loud about you and if you ever see us smiling or laughing its because someone is making fun of you :(

It's not casuality, whatever they say any dickhead

steveyos YOLO
03-16-2014, 01:41 AM
I wanna see cat avatar guy pour gasoline inside of herself and light it

jon
03-16-2014, 06:29 AM
Why did stickam shut down what am I supposed to do for attention now what the fuckkkkkk

you stopped sending snapchats bro you left us with ramen and her ducklips and her dog

jon
03-16-2014, 06:29 AM
tbh snapchat is a terrible app and i deleted it anyway

Lisa's Babysitter
03-16-2014, 07:17 AM
So... Fucklord Bimbo is this gorgeous young chick called Gabi all the boys keep telling me about.

Noice.

rootbeer
03-16-2014, 08:54 AM
It's not casuality, whatever they say any dickhead

the president of sex
03-16-2014, 10:26 AM
Not if you're the worst poster here it isn't. :(

i dont see rootbeer in this thread

oops replied too soon

Autistic Spectrum
03-16-2014, 11:31 AM
drunk Canadians are the most dangerous Canadians