Have u ever fucked a piece of fruit?

[boobz]

I only ask as I was recently deflowering this super hot young virgin and when I pushed my dick in and heard her scream for a moment, I had this thought of how it's her first time, and just like when you split open a tight mango. It only happens once.

How many of you have ever fucked fruit?

[rubycalaber]

well there was that one time I wanted to see what the big deal about Tim's Hole™ was...

[rootbeer]

ever seen kai green fuck a grape fruit? lol

[stalker virus]

no son i'm not no god damn FRUIT!!!!

[lnopia the great]

i bet that virgin gave you the worst blowjob of your life

[boobz]

i bet that virgin gave you the worst blowjob of your life

I think I've had worse, but she was pretty awful at the blowjob. too much teeth, gagging a bit, and she spat on my dick a few times. ugh.
i made up for it by destroying her snatch like a tight fruit getting smashed. she's about 9 years younger than me, which was fun. fucking immature bitches with the worst conversation

[Chris Hughes]

Have u ever fucked a piece of fruit?

I honestly LMFAO.

[Chris Hughes]

I think I've had worse, but she was pretty awful at the blowjob. too much teeth, gagging a bit, and she spat on my dick a few times. ugh.
i made up for it by destroying her snatch like a tight fruit getting smashed. she's about 9 years younger than me, which was fun. fucking immature bitches with the worst conversation

I make them gag to fuck then slap them and make them gag some more


that's one of my fave bits :(

[timmy]

laughing a t a boobz post? thats a paddlin

[Chris Hughes]

It's fucking odd to be sure.

[boobz]

it's fucking keith to be sure yessir

[boobz]

I make them gag to fuck then slap them and make them gag some more


that's one of my fave bits :(

i was tempted to grab her throat and choke her a bit (she has a tiny little throat would 'ave been fun) but i didn't want it to be completely weird for her breaking in

[Gentleman Doli]

It's fucking odd to be sure.

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Oh, for fucking sure.

[rootbeer]

ever seen kai green fuck a grape fruit? lol

seriously one sex tape ruined this guys career

[boobz]

i think i ruined this girl's career when i deflowered her the other night. she's a dancer and sent me a grumpy text message that she was having trouble walking properly.

[rootbeer]

lol i bet

[rubycalaber]

typical man taking pride in causing a woman pain and injury and boasting about how he debilitated her
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif

[Garfield]

this entire thread was fabricated

[Garfield]

except the part about you fucking a 9 year old thats probably true

[Garfield]

i fucked a banana once

[Garfield]

i use hot dogs when my dildos dirty

[boobz]

this entire thread was fabricated

Afraid not. She's tried calling me a few times now, but fuck it

[Garfield]

i think youve had too much clan macgregor for one day

[lnopia the great]

hmmm virgin clingy 20ish year old... starting to sound like a fat chick my friends

[maks]

hmmm virgin clingy 20ish year old... starting to sound like a fat chick my friends

true dat

[boobz]

nah she's actually really fit (she's a dancer) but yeah she's a bit clingy. hence why i'm not answering her calls/smss

[boobz]

i think youve had too much clan macgregor for one day

what the fuck is clan mcgregoir i think it's time you put down the keyboard son and get some rest. i think i can hear your imaginary weed plants screaming for more codeine & phosphate lmao

[lnopia the great]

i know larger women who have danced their whole life (she is a dancer)

[Garfield]

(she is fat)

[Garfield]

post pics matt

[maks]

actual picture of tyson's girlfriend

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/redbaron/redbaron0802/redbaron080200330/2605985-somebody-trumpet-straight-to-the-woman-ear-from-two-sides-she-covering-ears-and-screaming-front-view.jpg

[jon]

lol

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what where the 4 things Garfield posted in a row on the 1st page of this thread

[rubycalaber]

actual picture of tyson's girlfriend

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/redbaron/redbaron0802/redbaron080200330/2605985-somebody-trumpet-straight-to-the-woman-ear-from-two-sides-she-covering-ears-and-screaming-front-view.jpg

thats the boobz version of a bukkake party

[timmy]

thats the boobz version of a bukkake party

not funny

[rubycalaber]

Alison Brie woulda found it funny....
http://benisawesome.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/639c08df-083e-48c6-b00c-f5898f52073b.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

WAT/? HER BOOB SO BIG LOL :GRIN: