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Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 08:34 AM
i won't make light of that other thing , tb, won't bring it up even,

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 08:38 AM
Cat avatar guy id never talk about your mum, but i will tell you how much of a dumb whore I think you are and how much I hate you and wish you'd get herped too

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 08:41 AM
sorry cag, really sorry, wish i could take back those posts,

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2014, 10:25 AM
lol

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:54 AM
it was all a lie dp her best troll yet, cags mom ist actually dead and chopped up into tiny little pieces and she definitely didnt give cag away because she didnt love her and thoughtshe was a complete waste of money she could be sing to ger herself chopped up tino little tiny pieces instead

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:55 AM
cag is not an orphan

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 10:57 AM
I thought she died while giving birth to cag because her chin got stuck and they had to cut her out :heh:

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:59 AM
i know cag didn't get along with her mom that much, and they where not really in each other's life, but cag at least she did not abort you and try to flush you down the toliet

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 11:01 AM
she gave you the precious gift of life, cag, did not take a pill that turned you little baby body in to brown goo that she would piss out all gloppy like, into the toliet, i would rather be a dumpster baby then a toliet baby

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 11:06 AM
She was thrown into a trash heap like brenda's baby

Garfield
03-24-2014, 11:13 AM
cagwasleft outside a fire man depertment like a normal unwanted baby

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 11:50 AM
Are you guys trying to be funny again?

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:00 PM
i cried in alone in a dark coner thinking about this, masturbating, and crying, till i had enough courage to say sorry to cag,

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:02 PM
sorry cag,

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:05 PM
Dp, plz think of your Puerto Rican step children for once... Little jimmy is hungry

Garfield
03-24-2014, 12:06 PM
come on danny get a grip

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:07 PM
rootbeer you are projecting, you have step childern not me , for i can make it all the way into girls vagina's before i blow my load,

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:07 PM
come on danny get a grip

Danny plz

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:07 PM
i don't think cargo pants can get prgreant

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:08 PM
sherman's spermin

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:08 PM
i don't think cargo pants can get prgreant

Is that what you told CPS?

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:08 PM
crying alone in the dark because cag's mom is dead

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:09 PM
Dan please

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:09 PM
cps jokes now that's comedy

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:10 PM
i just want to be with you sherman, i just want to get back together with you

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:10 PM
cps jokes now that's comedy

Oh sorry, I forget you prefer rape and murder

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:11 PM
i just want to be with you sherman, i just want to get back together with you

No Daniel I don't think so....

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:11 PM
i like premature ejacliation jokes best, then comes rape jokes then comes murder jokes

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2014, 12:12 PM
ya dont want to push the limits or be to twisted, on YTMNSFW forums, lets all make jokes about air line food, and what we ate for lunch LOL rootby ur so fuckin funny

Garfield
03-24-2014, 12:14 PM
cags mom is dead and all you fags can do is sit here and make up meems HAT IS WRONG WITH YOUALL

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:14 PM
rootbeer standing up for lisa's broken vagina and cag's dead mom, the white knight covered in gallons and gallons of his own cum, he uses as his amaor as he fights the visoucs trolls, who would dare besmeach 2 such lovley laides

Garfield
03-24-2014, 12:14 PM
danny has adult adhd

Garfield
03-24-2014, 12:15 PM
not aburn just an observation

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:15 PM
run away rootbeer back to the swamp with that ham beast and her 3 different kids by 3 differnet fathers that you are spending all your familys hard earned money on, while we toil in our own rape and murder jokes

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:16 PM
danny has adult adhd

He huffed so much glue he burnt his face, ask him about it

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:16 PM
Or is that a birth mark idk , dp is one ugly sucker

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:17 PM
garfiel you have a penison for fat women and a serious drug problem so much so that you have shoved things up your own ass while under the influnce, you wish you had my probmes

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:17 PM
rootbeer you are literately a cripple lmao who almost had sex with lisa

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:18 PM
rootbeer you are literately a cripple lmao who almost had sex with lisa

I probably get more sex than you considering you post here 24/7

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:19 PM
lol did you just brag about your sex life rootbeer

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:20 PM
super stud

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:22 PM
did a man that flew 8000 miles to premature ejaculate all over a crazy womens dirty welfare apt just brag about his sexual prowess

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 12:24 PM
Danny reaches for the adderal bottle, but his 4 inch wrists cannot support the weight.... He crumples to the floor like a deflated Puerto Rican balloon. He scrambles to find the pills but he can't stop thinking of cag and Lisa jokes.... "Midget stripper Lolz" he wheezes with his dying breath

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:27 PM
so veral, so much testosterone, i'm sure Chinese steroids don't have huge amounts of estrogen in them to bulk up your tittys

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:29 PM
rootbeer rolls over to his computer desk in his wheel chair, , lisa, i love you, give me another chance, i miss you so much, wish we could be back togehter,,, oh god i did it again i blew my load all over my cut off wheel chair shorts

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2014, 12:42 PM
rootber i dont think tihs is a fight u can win. at tihs point i dont think any fight is a fight u can win

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 12:45 PM
i love talking to rootbeer now really glad he did not acutally quit all those times he said he was gonna

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 01:04 PM
rootber i dont think tihs is a fight u can win. at tihs point i dont think any fight is a fight u can win

Really? Like I give a shit what an effeminate choir boy from Texas thinks? Go jerk off to Philip seymore Hoffman

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 01:06 PM
"Oh I do declare"

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:06 PM
go jerk off to Phillip Seymour Hoffman then get ready for the next son and say your prayers

cag
03-24-2014, 01:16 PM
toilet baby girl is here no worries, thanks doli for telling everyone my dark dirty secrets last night while I was drunk and high

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:16 PM
why is rootbeer using caps and posting people's names with caps too and like all that shit lisa would be doing if she was using that account

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:16 PM
cag your drunk and high all the time

cag
03-24-2014, 01:17 PM
doli jerks off to phillip syemore hoffman

cag
03-24-2014, 01:18 PM
dead baby mush being flushed away down the toilet

cag
03-24-2014, 01:18 PM
I threw up like 10 times this morning from the swill and drugs I took lsy nihght such a bad idea.

cag
03-24-2014, 01:19 PM
does anyone know if its safe to drive my car (which is having multiple misfires thankx to Garfield I took it to autozone and had them stick a code thingy in it which told me about the multiple misfires

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:20 PM
"Oh I do declare"

that's deep south dialect, (cody land) doli lives in hank hill land, your as stupid as you are dumb and will never make it out of garland alive

cag
03-24-2014, 01:20 PM
but I so need a doughnut

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:20 PM
does anyone know if its safe to drive my car (which is having multiple misfires thankx to Garfield I took it to autozone and had them stick a code thingy in it which told me about the multiple misfires

get new spark plugs you stupid bitch

cag
03-24-2014, 01:21 PM
Really? Like I give a shit what an effeminate choir boy from Texas thinks? Go jerk off to Philip seymore Hoffman

effeminate men don't cry when they have orgasms too quickly, so you have no room, to judge, you weird looking steroid junky mutant lisa fucking freak

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:22 PM
or don't i don't really care cag, plus you can download an app now on your smart phone to read enginge codes in newer cars, you wasted a trip to auto zone

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:22 PM
http://www.carobd2.fr/upload/pro/elm327-obd-scanner-bluetooth.jpg



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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.prowl.torque

cag
03-24-2014, 01:23 PM
that Yukon belongs to my grandpa, and we just had the cracked window replaced, now this I don't want himto find out or I will be in trouble.

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:23 PM
"cry alone in the dark masturbating after a pink haired women beats you up and be judged"- the bible

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:23 PM
any car from 1996 and up actually lol, and not only does it do what their computer does and you don't have to pay to use their computers any more but it does a fuck ton more to make your car never break

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:24 PM
I already told the stupid bitch about it but she was on too much drugs and dicks to notice

cag
03-24-2014, 01:24 PM
A few weeks ago I didn't have a lighter for my smoke and used a match and suddenly my center console was on fire

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:25 PM
http://www.carobd2.fr/upload/pro/elm327-obd-scanner-bluetooth.jpg



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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.prowl.torque

ya i have something like that,it only costs like 30 bucks, it's fun, to read your enginge codes,

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:25 PM
>females

cag
03-24-2014, 01:25 PM
I will have smittys auto replace the spark plugs, I am going to dress really sexy and cute when I take it in to use evil influence on them.

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:26 PM
you can set the torque app up to have your gauges on it in realtime but they're mirroed, because you put it on your dash and at night it shows up on your fucking windsheild like a HUD in ai fucking VIDEO GAMEEEEE TAHT'S SO COOL IF ONLY I GAVE A FUCK

cag
03-24-2014, 01:26 PM
and act dumber than I really am, the guys like it when I act dumb

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:27 PM
but honestly misfires are usally dirty spark plugs that you can either replace your plugs or brush down the metal ends with a wire brush, or it's the spark plug wire thing, it looks like an octopus forget what the fuck it's called

always stevey
03-24-2014, 01:29 PM
lol @ dp helping cag

cag
03-24-2014, 01:29 PM
but honestly misfires are usally dirty spark plugs that you can either replace your plugs or brush down the metal ends with a wire brush, or it's the spark plug wire thing, it looks like an octopus forget what the fuck it's called

my suga daddy came and read the codes and looked in the engine yesterday, I also have a handful of other people that can help me if I need it, but I'd honestly rather pay for a professional to take care of it based on my experience of ex-boyfriends tinkering with my car and not knowing what the fuck they are even doing.

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:29 PM
ask them to fix your spark plug octopus wire harness too, they will know what you are talking about

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:30 PM
cag did your sugar daddy give you 1000 dollors to help you fix your car

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:31 PM
lol @ dp helping cag

i'm making up for talking about her mom, after she get's it fixed my debt is paid

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2014, 01:31 PM
Get ready for the next Seymour Hoffman and say your prayers

cag
03-24-2014, 01:32 PM
hey guys new lisa, reporting for duty

cag
03-24-2014, 01:33 PM
because we all know im lisa x 10 without all the metal strain

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:35 PM
phil acutally grew up in the next town from me and i have known his mother and the family for years and years and was at the fucking wake you insensitive asshole rootbeer , i'm not even making this up, your a huge d-bag rootbeer for making light of this

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:37 PM
his mom is awesome she's a judge that ordered a lisa/derba like crackhead women with like 20 kids from 20 different dads that she could not repoduce anymore lmao

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 01:37 PM
it got shot right down on appeal but still that women put a court order on a uterus,

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 02:10 PM
doli jerks off to phillip syemore hoffman

There you have it folks

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 02:11 PM
and act dumber than I really am, the guys like it when I act dumb

"Act"

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:17 PM
quoting people who hate him, agreeing with them, then turning around and calling them names, classic lisa/cody

cag
03-24-2014, 02:17 PM
the only reason Sherman gets so upset over doli is because lisa wants to fuck him so bad

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:20 PM
it's why he lashes out at everyone, lisa wants to fuck everyone, exepct him, and he's the only one who wants to fuck lisa on earth, ironci really, ironyy at it's finest, sweet bowl of phillp seymore hoffam preforme in the big lewbsisoki irony

Garfield
03-24-2014, 02:21 PM
ask them to fix your spark plug octopus wire harness too, they will know what you are talking about

you read that on fjs or something

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:22 PM
ya misefireing spark plugs, man that's hard to diagasnouse you retard

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:22 PM
it's littlerely the only thing cag could do by herself is change a spark plug

cag
03-24-2014, 02:23 PM
I can't change a spark plug

cag
03-24-2014, 02:24 PM
don't even know what the fuck that is and the guy who read with code told me it could be the coil and I have no idea what that means either and I was too embarrassed after he explained it twice to me.

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:24 PM
CAG YOU PULL OUT THE FUCKING SPARK PLUG, YOU PUT IN A NEW ONE AND PUT THE THINGY BACK ON

cag
03-24-2014, 02:25 PM
But WHERE is the spark plug is the question

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:25 PM
the coil that's it, the octopus spark plug wire, is called the coil, god dam the coil, phew, should be like 50 to 75 bucks or so for the part

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:26 PM
it should be right in the top of your enginge cag, there's a bunch of them dpending on how many cyclianders you have

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:27 PM
in that computer thing it might say the cynudial that's misfiring and replace that one , but who cares, just replace them all and hope for the best, also clean out the contacts on the "Coil" wire things with a wire brush,

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 02:31 PM
cag i gtg but i hope you can fix a very simple problem by yourself, it will be your first step toward indepcence away from sugar daddies and bored retards on the iternent,

cag
03-24-2014, 02:34 PM
calling my boyfriend and having him do it.

cag
03-24-2014, 02:35 PM
he parallel parks my car for me all the time.

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2014, 02:36 PM
God Damn it cag

Garfield
03-24-2014, 02:38 PM
i hope your car explodes with you in it

cag
03-24-2014, 02:39 PM
fuck you garfield

Garfield
03-24-2014, 02:40 PM
i tried to help you did you listen, kind of, but i still fucking hate your guts youtube sparkplug change yukon

Garfield
03-24-2014, 02:41 PM
cags yukon is in the Gay Midgets Club

cag
03-24-2014, 02:41 PM
you're just mad I got better advice from someone else

cag
03-24-2014, 02:44 PM
when they fix my car tomorrow, I'm driving to new Orleans gonna run your ass over with it. my Yukon is a beast and will destroy you

cag
03-24-2014, 02:51 PM
gay midgets club. that really got me, hurt my feelings, and now i have no way to cope.

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 03:12 PM
it's why he lashes out at everyone, lisa wants to fuck everyone, exepct him, and he's the only one who wants to fuck lisa on earth, ironci really, ironyy at it's finest, sweet bowl of phillp seymore hoffam preforme in the big lewbsisoki irony
:nf:

cag
03-24-2014, 03:14 PM
laughing on the outside, crying and jiizzing and yearning for lisa on the inside.

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 03:18 PM
laughing on the outside, crying and jiizzing and yearning for lisa on the inside.

show me your feet

cag
03-24-2014, 09:01 PM
show me your feet

Would you like to see me mash my toes and wiggle them in some wine grapes?

lnopia the great
03-24-2014, 09:22 PM
cag why are you so tense all of a sudden

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 09:23 PM
Would you like to see me mash my toes and wiggle them in some wine grapes?

Yes

always stevey
03-25-2014, 11:40 AM
i hope your car explodes with you in it

rootbeer
03-25-2014, 01:23 PM
cag show me ur feet

timmy
03-25-2014, 03:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paDxxnBDz7M

rootbeer
03-25-2014, 03:15 PM
Ban tim

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 04:48 PM
tim for mod, it's time for reform, and for you guys to finally open your eyes to the jewish lie

cag
03-25-2014, 04:49 PM
tim will ban me cuz ima jew please no

timmy
03-25-2014, 05:00 PM
tim will ban me cuz ima jew please no

what do you think i am, an anti semite?

Camoron
03-25-2014, 09:52 PM
whats cps was thinking child porns but the s is capitalized so idk

Camoron
03-25-2014, 09:54 PM
tim for mod/ban tim 08

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 09:55 PM
cps is what trailer park people call on each other when there kids are doing trailer park shit

Camoron
03-25-2014, 09:58 PM
oh I see, cps is what gave cags grandparents custody

Camoron
03-25-2014, 09:58 PM
I used to hear cags grandma yelling at her on skype she woild get so raged

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 09:59 PM
she said she was never formallly adopted her parents still wanted the tax write off

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 09:59 PM
wouldl cag yell back at her grandma,,, SHUT UP YOU OLD BITCH

Camoron
03-25-2014, 10:01 PM
no she loved her meemaw

Camoron
03-25-2014, 10:01 PM
u see, cag is a very caring and kind person

jon
03-25-2014, 10:14 PM
i'm doing nothing about nothing

http://i.imgur.com/NJK3fJS.gif

steveyos YOLO
03-25-2014, 10:31 PM
I used to hear cags grandma yelling at her on skype she woild get so raged

I bet she was caught having electronic sex with marco by her meemaw

Camoron
03-25-2014, 11:05 PM
cags green attic crawlspace wit her little midget bed and her overheating laptop

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 11:09 PM
her grandparents raised a hell of a gal

Garfield
03-25-2014, 11:11 PM
cag why would you disgrace your loving grandparents by becominga stripper

Garfield
03-25-2014, 11:12 PM
do you know what the other senior citizens say about them at bingo?

Garfield
03-25-2014, 11:12 PM
they say what a whore their granddaughter is