hey sherman u freak

[cag]

Sherman Ricards
21 hours ago
What would his people back home want if they ever learned just how far from them he'd really gone? He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart...
-apocalypse now
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[cag]

Are you feeling broken up and ripped apart inside by Lisa? Care to share with the group?

[Autistic Spectrum]

clay: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
rootbeer: You admire it.
clay: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
rootbeer: Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to unban lisa.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Louis: The kangaroo got the money!
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Louis: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!

[cag]

lisa is only nice to rootbeer when she wants something, like getting unbanned at her favorite forum in the world

[rootbeer]

Cag I wish I could just suck your weener so bad please just mmmm mmmm mmmm. M

[cag]

now he's resorted to saying I have a dick, really seething over here rooty.

[cag]

you're lucky I don't have a dick because I would fuck the shit out of lisa and my dick would actually work unlike yours

[rootbeer]

you're lucky I don't have a dick because I would fuck the shit out of lisa and my dick would actually work unlike yours

Lol what

[Autistic Spectrum]

Cag: [Rootbeer and Lisa are approached by a midget stepping out from the shadows, followed by some others] You got a light, buddy?
Rootbeer: Yeah, sure kid.
[reaches for lighter]
Cag: [flicks open switchblade] And your wallet!
Lisa: [guardedly] Rooty, give him your wallet.
Rootbeer: [amused] What for?
Lisa: [cautiously] He's got a knife.
Rootbeer: [chuckles] That's not a knife.
[he pulls out his broken dick and jizzes right in cag's eye]
Rootbeer: THAT's a knife.

[cag]

II WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF LISA IF I HAD A DICK, I WOULD FUCK HER FOR HOURS AND HOURS, TURN THAT
BROWN PUSSSSAY BLACK AND BLUE AND I WOULD ONLY DO IT BECAUSE YOU NEVER COULD LMAO

[cag]

Cag: [Rootbeer and Lisa are approached by a midget stepping out from the shadows, followed by some others] You got a light, buddy?
Rootbeer: Yeah, sure kid.
[reaches for lighter]
Cag: [flicks open switchblade] And your wallet!
Lisa: [guardedly] Rooty, give him your wallet.
Rootbeer: [amused] What for?
Lisa: [cautiously] He's got a knife.
Rootbeer: [chuckles] That's not a knife.
[he pulls out his broken dick and jizzes right in cag's eye]
Rootbeer: THAT's a knife.

[steveyos YOLO]

Cag I wish I could just suck your weener so bad please just mmmm mmmm mmmm. M

You and plug drugs can meet at the tip

[always stevey]

You and plug drugs can meet at the tip