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Camoron
04-03-2014, 02:36 PM
came over to play computer (bene living with my mom for about a month) and found a trickle of water from the faucets... i can move back into my trash heaped hovel now! :drool: gues were watchin wrestlemania in style this weekend :smugga:

rootbeer
04-03-2014, 05:01 PM
Location: Swampland

Poopalew
04-03-2014, 06:01 PM
Location: Swampland

Location:?

cag
04-04-2014, 12:17 PM
Real exciting stuff

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:32 PM
remember when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you,

cag
04-04-2014, 12:36 PM
*marks thread read*

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:38 PM
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/16bf_star_trek_tng_pajama_set.jpg

cag
04-04-2014, 12:42 PM
She looks like she has down syndrome

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:45 PM
when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you, you took his good name away from him,

when you tricked stevey into falling in love with you , you took fjs away, from all of us,

cag
04-04-2014, 12:45 PM
That guy looks like a douchebag

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:47 PM
people who watch star trek tng over skype with each other are generally retarded fags,

cag
04-04-2014, 12:47 PM
when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you, you took his good name away from him,

when you tricked stevey into falling in love with you , you took fjs away, from all of us,

White knight monent

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:47 PM
FREE THE HERAPTIURIM 4

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:52 PM
pls don't trick me into falling in love with you so you can get my rep points from me, there all i have cag

cag
04-04-2014, 12:53 PM
Sorry this thread is about the thawing of fagboy's pipes not interested in any of your schemes today. And my internet time is over. :(

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:56 PM
do you have a stop watch

cag
04-04-2014, 12:57 PM
I set an alarm. U better not make fun of me for this

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:58 PM
so whne the alarm goes off you stop posting, you have such self control,

cag
04-04-2014, 12:58 PM
Adhd is a serious condition and no laughing matter

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:59 PM
cag's posting :time:

Garfield
04-04-2014, 01:12 PM
:facepalm:

Camoron
04-04-2014, 02:01 PM
Sorry this thread is about the thawing of fagboy's pipes not interested in any of your schemes today. And my internet time is over. :(

who the fuck cares go away you stupid slutbag

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:15 PM
arent u guys going to drink some wine and watch star trek tonight?

cag
04-04-2014, 02:20 PM
Broke dick. Lol

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:21 PM
yeah about that....

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:22 PM
only way to stop lisa's visous rumors is to fuck someone/something in tinychat for more than 20 secounds

Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 02:24 PM
gona have 2 see u yank on that dick rooty, want to watch that sucker cum,

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:26 PM
lisa never lies, which is the thing about this, she will straight up tell you that her brother beats her up, she has abortions of meth head babys, so idk why she would lie about your broke dick, when she has told the turth over and over again

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:27 PM
she may mix up facts but she does not lie, she is an honest person, she is my friend, lisa

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:27 PM
gona have 2 see u yank on that dick rooty, want to watch that sucker cum,

*turns computer off*

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:31 PM
lisa never lies, which is the thing about this, she will straight up tell you that her brother beats her up, she has abortions of meth head babys, so idk why she would lie about your broke dick, when she has told the turth over and over again

maybe i can stop by and show your wife my broke dick? whats the hourly rate?

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:32 PM
i dont have any bitcoins or ytmnd stock but im sure we can work something out

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:37 PM
your dick is broken your soul is broken, you quit posting littlerey 30 times then the entire fourm wants you to fuck off and what do you do, you beg a candy bar loving texan to unban you, whats wrong with you

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:38 PM
your mental state is as crippled as your legs, can't you find somewhere else to be pathetic,

Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 03:08 PM
Rooty and Marco should have cyber sex , rootbeer can pretend 2 be a girl like he always wanted

Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 03:09 PM
"Your ass is gonna burn fagit. Get ready for bloody"

the president of sex
04-04-2014, 06:44 PM
arent u guys going to drink some wine and watch star trek tonight?

i am in my velouer house coat and boxers

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:26 PM
rootbeer its ok, i have the same problem, when i first started haing "the sex" (very nice) last thursday i couldnt come for the life of me, it took me like 3 hours, no joke, i am a machine, and i can keep going forever if i want to , the key to it is you jus have to really poiund hard and fast without stopping, then you'll cum

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:26 PM
oh youre a preemie nvm

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:27 PM
why do you always have to stir up drama with your drama threads camerone,

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:27 PM
rootbeer its ok, i have the same problem, when i first started haing "the sex" (very nice) last thursday i couldnt come for the life of me, it took me like 3 hours, no joke, i am a machine, and i can keep going forever if i want to , the key to it is you jus have to really poiund hard and fast without stopping, then you'll cum

U started having sex last Thursday?

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:28 PM
Grats dude were rly proud 4 u

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:28 PM
frozen pipes, very dramatic

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
U started having sex last Thursday?

Yes.

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
nd I didnt stop til friday.

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
it is when the thaw then burst from the expansion of the copper,

maks
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
camoron lost his virginity last summer when all the tinychats were going opn and he met that girl from the dating site. I know this because he never would have fallen so pathetically in love with cag if he wasn't a virgin.

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
speaking of pipes rootbeer shuld probably just get his tied

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
wasn't just a story to make cag hella jealous,

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
did it work

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real

:rofldata:

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:32 PM
i mean idk when i told her i went on ad ate with a girl who fucked dogs she was really strongly encouraging me to not see her again i mean that has to because she was jealous right i mean whats so bad about taking canine cock

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:32 PM
nbd imo but cag was like WHOA hold on a minute buddy back it up beep bepe beep she did WHAT and I waslike lmao oh cag u so jeally

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:33 PM
pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper

they didnt burst afaik, thank g-d, didnt see any water flooding

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:33 PM
:raged: gonna take a pic of my dick in a vagina with "ytmnsfw" written on it to prove it

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:34 PM
i hope you did not pay rent while you could not live there

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:34 PM
Cag has sucked worse than dog dicks no doubt

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:35 PM
i pay rent to my mom but she forgave rent for the last 2 minths for watching heer dog whiel she was out of town.

maks
04-04-2014, 09:35 PM
I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:35 PM
try and fuck your landlord for free rent

maks
04-04-2014, 09:36 PM
try and fuck your landlord for free rent

yeah be like m0nde

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
yeah be like m0nde

my landlord is my mom thatsthejoke

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
need a plottwist smiely

Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:38 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me

just googled "fake girlfriend stories" and this was the 4th result

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
Get a fleshlight

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
g-ddAmn

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
Or a new gf that works too lol

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:40 PM
Get a fleshlight
i had one but my intense fucking ripped it apart and i threw it out

maks
04-04-2014, 09:43 PM
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:43 PM
look,

Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:43 PM
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

maks
04-04-2014, 09:44 PM
step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer

rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:45 PM
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright

Get a new girl

maks
04-04-2014, 09:48 PM
step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.

camoron can probably skip this step.

Camoron
04-04-2014, 10:19 PM
i like my pussy tight

Poopalew
04-04-2014, 10:59 PM
i like my pussy tight

OH MY GODS!

Camoron
04-05-2014, 12:35 AM
surprising

cag
04-05-2014, 04:53 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out

we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me


I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^

jon
04-05-2014, 05:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dNJgWHt.png

jon
04-05-2014, 06:23 PM
the heat is on

jon
04-05-2014, 06:24 PM
the juice is loose

Autistic Spectrum
04-05-2014, 06:30 PM
jon set this server to an onion address and only let people connect though tor, it's time rubynet went on the dark net,

Camoron
04-05-2014, 09:28 PM
I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^

lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wow

juji
04-05-2014, 09:40 PM
passive aggressive slutface

the president of sex
04-06-2014, 04:04 AM
i would do a line of coke off of caf's ass

then i would kill her for giving me the aids

timmy
04-06-2014, 04:26 AM
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten

jesus christ

rootbeer
04-06-2014, 07:45 AM
lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wow
the world is full of jilted bitches

rootbeer
04-06-2014, 07:45 AM
passive aggressive slutface