Ashley

[elezzzark]

You have been popular on the internet

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008%5C04%5C21%5Cstory_21-4-2008_pg6_2

[stalker virus]

i'm a pretty popular gal

[elezzzark]

Oh? why?

[stalker virus]

because of my stellar posting abilities which i brag about to friends and strangers alike

[stalker virus]

obviously

[elezzzark]

Nope, your lazyeye

[Gentleman Doli]

lol Ashley is well known in pakistan

[Gentleman Doli]

hey elz

[stalker virus]

the pakistani people have always had a special place in my heart

[elezzzark]

hey doli, what did i miss?

[elezzzark]

the pakistani people have always had a special place in my heart

For example, m0nde

[stalker virus]

elz your english has gotten a lot better i'm very impressed

[Gentleman Doli]

hey doli, what did i miss?

ashley is back, max licenssed out the YTMND "Safety not Guaranteed" to make money for his three new york apartments, cody still thinks hes funny, tim messaged me with an urgent plea for help, and stomple made a video where he talked dirtily to a pillow with my avatar glued to it

[Gentleman Doli]

oh and siburke is getting married and hes inviting m0nde to the wedding lmao

[elezzzark]

Why do you still post here? Are you looking a new internet boyfriend?

[stalker virus]

yes because a ytmnsfw spin off forum is where i'd go to find a boyfriend

[elezzzark]

ashley is back, max licenssed out the YTMND "Safety not Guaranteed" to make money for his three new york apartments, cody still thinks hes funny, tim messaged me with an urgent plea for help, and stomple made a video where he talked dirtily to a pillow with my avatar glued to it

lol max is a jew, safety not guaranteed fad is created by another frontpage user, what a fucking thief.

No surprise, Cody is still unfunny and addicted on this forum.

What did tim say you with an urgent plea for help?

Oh stompleb is a true pedophile...

[elezzzark]

I bet vegetarian pedophiles like baby carrots

[maks]

yes because a ytmnsfw spin off forum is where i'd go to find a boyfriend

outed as a terror baby alt

[stalker virus]

false

[stalker virus]

please do not ever say anything like that ever again

[maks]

what you need is to find a better internet boyfriend than she did. I suggest me. thoughts?

[elezzzark]

But... she has flat titties

[stalker virus]

i can see why you'd be interested as i am internationally known

[maks]

But... she has flat titties

d/c, I like girls with attitudes who can outdrink me. this is a match made in internet heaven.

[elezzzark]

So you will be disappointed because you grab to your elevated dick to make get around to her titties, but no bounces.

[stalker virus]

:hmm:

[maks]

So you will be disappointed because you grab to your elevated dick to make get around to her titties, but no bounces.

who banned elezzark now I'm never going to get a chance to ask him what the hell this means

[stalker virus]

woah i didnt even know this forum had moderators

[maks]

it has a few and sometimes they do things that us normal posters can't understand like banning elezzark

[stalker virus]

i kind of just thought this forum was a free for all entertaining wasteland

[maks]

it is, but some people have more powers than others. it's no different than it's ever been.

[stalker virus]

who are the mods :what:

[elezzzark]

lol

http://i.imgur.com/lj3HV.png
http://i.imgur.com/SsIbF.png

[stalker virus]

maybe you should stop being a spic fuck retard and you wouldn't have that problem

[stalker virus]

just a suggestion

[elezzzark]

maybe you should stop being a spic fuck retard and you wouldn't have that problem

he said nobody invited me it has nothing to do with behavior.

[stalker virus]

maybe you would have been invited back if you weren't such a spic fuck retard

[stalker virus]

some people are very judgmental but i'm sure you'll lead a successful life both online and off

[elezzzark]

maybe you would have been invited back if you weren't such a spic fuck retard

:shrug:

[maks]

"nobody invited you back yet"

so there's hope for the future

[stalker virus]

the waiting game is the cruelest of games

[Desolation]

desolation banned you

yes I did and he messaged clay clay gave me a New Order Youtube link and a brutal tongue lashing about abusing my admin powers.

[stalker virus]

clay is a dumpy, fat fuck who can get two to the dome

[maks]

who are the mods :what:

barry, stevey, m0nde, plug drugs, wecallourselvesq, and garland

[Desolation]

he wont stop messaging me jesus christ hes so old

[Desolation]

feel like a teen girl in an aol chat room, trapped, nobody but my parents who totally dont get me to turn to.

[stalker virus]

:feel:

[maks]

barry, stevey, m0nde, plug drugs, wecallourselvesq, and garland

oh and artemis, and paulruebans, and doctor remulak

[elezzzark]

What is the current political status of Rubynet forum? i got banned 3 times

[stalker virus]

oh and artemis, and paulruebans, and doctor remulak

hater

[maks]

actually doctor remulak should be a mod I'll bet he'd come up with some really clever ban messages

[Desolation]

general elections are in November you awkward illiterate klutz

[elezzzark]

actually doctor remulak should be a mod I'll bet he'd come up with some really clever ban messages

It always have to be "I am Doctor Remulak"

[maks]

general elections are in November you awkward illiterate klutz

voting is just a scam to trick people into electing their own government

[elezzzark]

I'd like to discuss about Ashley on this thread

[stalker virus]

why would anyone want to talk about me, you weirdo

[stalker virus]

you must have a weird thing about female posters

[maks]

ashley is a-ok in my book

[elezzzark]

why would anyone want to talk about me, you weirdo

Thank You for Reminding Me of Gush

[stalker virus]

i'm terror baby and i'm gush

[elezzzark]

i'm clay and i'm rubycalaber

[elezzzark]

Can you post irl pictures of yourself on the internet?

[stalker virus]

please do not make me feel sorry for you

[stalker virus]

this is very awkward

[Desolation]

reborn kike oven fodder, but fuck fam, i got hotter.

[doctor remulak]

It always have to be "I am Doctor Remulak"


I am Doctor Remulak.

[doctor remulak]

oh and artemis, and paulruebans, and doctor remulak


I am Doctor Remulak.

[rubycalaber]

extremely rare interview with doctor remulak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJ3AlJrgv4

[boobz]

Stalk level: elz

[timmy]

how was band camp

[rootbeer]

first day back elezark instantly goes back into stalker mode, what a surprise

[maks]

extremely rare interview with doctor remulak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJ3AlJrgv4

so apparently he only talks to jon

[Chris Hughes]

I bet vegetarian pedophiles like baby carrots

LMFAO

[Chris Hughes]

feel like a teen girl in an aol chat room, trapped, nobody but my parents who totally dont get me to turn to.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000081178/polls_poster1_2653_684477_poll_xlarge.jpeg

[Howard Dean]

I wish I were best internet friends with a devil in a sexy black dress

[stalker virus]

me too where the devilish women in sexy black dresses @ :what:

[Chris Hughes]

They all got internet aids from me and died.

[Gentleman Doli]

you must have a weird thing about female posters

NO REALLY????

[Gentleman Doli]

elz still owns even if hes a creepy fuck to every girl postetr (hit me up ytmnsfw girls btw ;] )

[stalker virus]

you were once a good friend but you can't hang anymore

[stalker virus]

got a general doli sized hole in my heart

[Gentleman Doli]

your stil my frend :crying:

[stalker virus]

:sun:

[clay]

pathetic

[stalker virus]

get out of this thread

[Gentleman Doli]

pathetic

lol clay is jealous that I , General (Gentleman) Doli, currently maintain a semi-normal social life while he is busy eating snickers and deleteing my accounts.

[Chris Hughes]

Just another day in paradise.

[clay]

jealous that you have to change your entire attitude, personality, and posting style in order to get the attention of a girl who is just here to get attention. my snickers will always love me, but ashely brodone will leave you the moment some drunk redneck crashes into her house with half a bottle of liquor

[stalker virus]

yes because i am a female i am dying for attention and because i live in the south i'm a huge redneck

[clay]

also an alcoholic

[stalker virus]

obviously i've struck a nerve with you somehow

[clay]

just making an observation into the lonely life of general doli, internet lady killer

[timmy]

clay you hypocritical faggot you are an alcoholic, faggot

[timmy]

you also have a gambling problem i think thats what you told me after you drank 5 bottles of vodka

[clay]

ive been gambling on you being a productive member of society

[timmy]

glass house mother fucker

[clay]

barry id like to have you come back here, i think youre improving. would you like a name change or is that what youre sticking with

[maks]

ive been gambling on you being a productive member of society

you like long shots eh

[Gentleman Doli]

jealous that you have to change your entire attitude, personality, and posting style in order to get the attention of a girl who is just here to get attention. my snickers will always love me, but ashely brodone will leave you the moment some drunk redneck crashes into her house with half a bottle of liquor

my psoting style is change :gooksup:

[lnopia the great]

it is a serious pet peeve of mine when hot girls wear loose pants

[maks]

loose lips suck dicks

[boobz]

Wow just look at clay getting all white knight up in this bitch

[Dustin]

cool thread, would post again

[Dustin]

yes because i am a female i am dying for attention and because i live in the south i'm a huge redneck

the south will rise again

[elezzzark]

yes because i am a female i am dying for attention and because i live in the south i'm a huge redneck

http://onthepatio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck_birth_control.jpg

[maks]

also works for a brazilian wax

[Chris Hughes]

No because the middle one would take away the runway!

(Top left is a Brazilian wax)
http://www.sassable.com/wildflower/thumbnail/Brazilian-Wax-Style.jpg/500/500/1

[rubycalaber]

pro-tip: the bottom one is the brazilian wax

[Chris Hughes]

I thought it was the runway strip above clit.

[jon]

i love the south

[rubycalaber]

I thought it was the runway strip above clit.

a brazilian's where you shave 100% of your pubes off

I've given myself one once :shock:

[Gentleman Doli]

Thank you ruby.

[jon]

i dare you to make it out of brazil unwaxed

[Chris Hughes]

I spent 3 years there and remained un-waxed the whole time.

[maks]

a brazilian's where you shave 100% of your pubes off

I've given myself one once :shock:

close, it's when you have 100% of your pubes ripped out via hot wax

[Dustin]

fjs wins again

[stalker virus]

i love the south

where are you in the south

[rootbeer]

where are you in the south

I dare you to make it out of Garland alive.

[Dustin]

But... she has flat titties

how flat are we talking?

[stalker virus]

I dare you to make it out of Garland alive.

http://i.imgur.com/VZB8c.jpg

[maks]

why does it have a watermark that says 'comedy' when everyone knows that show was never funny not even once

[stalker virus]

why does it have a watermark that says 'comedy' when everyone knows that show was never funny not even once

http://i.imgur.com/qqkYr.jpg

[rubycalaber]

that girl aint right :hankler:

[maks]

I don't understand how mike judge could go from beavis and butthead and office space and idiocracy to that piece of shit, it's like someone lobotomized him and he forgot he used to be funny.

[rubycalaber]

^
charcoal griller detected

[stalker virus]

I don't understand how mike judge could go from beavis and butthead and office space and idiocracy to that piece of shit, it's like someone lobotomized him and he forgot he used to be funny.

http://i.imgur.com/yiYld.jpg

[Howard Dean]

I porpaned

[maks]

actually yes. I don't even understand the point of propane grilling, charcoal adds flavor to the food, if I wanted to cook with gas I'd just use the oven and not spend $200 on a grill

[Howard Dean]

I porpaned

>porpane

hoo boy that sure is embarrassing i'll tell you what

[stalker virus]

actually yes. I don't even understand the point of propane grilling, charcoal adds flavor to the food, if I wanted to cook with gas I'd just use the oven and not spend $200 on a grill

http://i.imgur.com/K8wQZ.jpg

[Chris Hughes]

PEGGY!!!

[maks]

frankly the only way the hank hill character works is if beavis and butthead are torturing him, he's not strong enough or funny enough to carry a show on his own.

[Chris Hughes]

It was a shame and a step back.

[maks]

-QrHmr2Q7zI <--- funnier than anything in all 10 years of king of the hill

[Howard Dean]

but what about bobby ;_;

[maks]

but what about bobby ;_;

stewart > bobby
uhY8ocsnHSI

[Chris Hughes]

-QrHmr2Q7zI <--- funnier than anything in all 10 years of king of the hill

>-->

[stalker virus]

but what about bobby ;_;

...what about bobby ? huh, punk ?
http://i.imgur.com/MxqR7.jpg

[Howard Dean]

;___;

[rubycalaber]

well that was strange, like seeing the simpsons in their original art style

[maks]

well that was strange, like seeing the simpsons in their original art style

they may have had a lower animation budget but it was a better show in that it had actual comedy rather than a bunch of guys standing around being redneck stereotypes

[Gentleman Doli]

actualy king of the hill was really funny

[maks]

really because I've seen a handful of episodes and never laughed once never even chuckled

[lnopia the great]

yuuup

[stalker virus]

really because I've seen a handful of episodes and never laughed once never even chuckled

http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20111211/n4ee4571c6e017.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

really because I've seen a handful of episodes and never laughed once never even chuckled

Hm. Well, I can say this: u can judge quality of a show that usually varies wildly in quality by the season, by a handful of episodes. For instance: take a look at all the recent eps of le Simpsons. Clearly every episode of the simpsons is trash because the last five seasons or whatever have been trash.

[maks]

Hm. Well, I can say this: u can judge quality of a show that usually varies wildly in quality by the season, by a handful of episodes. For instance: take a look at all the recent eps of le Simpsons. Clearly every episode of the simpsons is trash because the last five seasons or whatever have been trash.

I'd like to think my sampling of king of the hill was pretty comprehensive, I still catch it occasionally if it's on after something good and I don't feel like changing the channel. It's not something I absolutely hate and can't watch, but it's not funny by any stretch of the imagination.

[stalker virus]

i'm in love with general doli

[maks]

http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20111211/n4ee4571c6e017.jpg

why don't you stop searching for jpgs and find me the funny king of the hill episode on youtube

[stalker virus]

i'm addicted to smiley replies i need help

[stalker virus]

maybe it's funny because people who are raised in the south see generalizations and stereotypes that we're accustomed to displayed in a humorous/sardonic way

[lnopia the great]

thos earent smilie replies

[stalker virus]

image replies

[Gentleman Doli]

thos earent smilie replies

:smug:

[maks]

maybe it's funny because people who are raised in the south see generalizations and stereotypes that we're accustomed to displayed in a humorous/sardonic way

I guess context may have something to do with it, but I'm pretty sure if someone made a really bland cartoon about new englanders I still wouldn't laugh

[lnopia the great]

you sir win 30 internets LOL

[maks]

example: I'm not from canada or well versed in their internal local stereotypes but I was able to laugh pretty much constantly at trailer park boys

[Gentleman Doli]

you sir win 30 internets LOL

lmao

[stalker virus]

:rolleyes:

[lnopia the great]

example: I'm not from canada or well versed in their internal local stereotypes but I was able to laugh pretty much constantly at trailer park boys

it is actually pretty representative of living in the maritime provinces

[maks]

it is actually pretty representative of living in the maritime provinces

Sounds like a paradise then, you can go shooting people and stealing barbecues and robbing houses and when the cops show up you can just talk your way out of it. I think I may have to immigrate.

[stalker virus]

if you ain't fuckin wit king of the hill then go emigrate

[stalker virus]

i hate spelling words wrong ughhh

[maks]

I'd rather live with bubbles than bill doutree any day of the week. bubbles doesn't let anything get to him, he keeps a positive attitude and is a badass despite his shortcomings.

[stalker virus]

sigh

[rubycalaber]

my favorite king of the hill ep is when bobby tampers with luanne's birth control pills and they make him think shes pregnant and that he has to marry her since it had heavy incest themes going on

[maks]

can we at least all agree that canadian tv isn't perfect and kids in the hall was fucking awful?

[rubycalaber]

idk what kids in the hall is so we will just have to all agree that Lost was the best tv show ever

[maks]

kids in the hall was so unfunny I alsmost didn't watch trailer park boys because I was convinced canadians were incapable of making watchable shows

[stalker virus]

i can't agree with this marks i'm very sorry

[stalker virus]

we can just agree to disagree

[maks]

wait you liked kids in the hall too? I just don't understand you as well as I thought

[stalker virus]

i watched reruns of it as a youngster and i thought it was p funny back then

[stalker virus]

i hope we can still be friends

[maks]

we can be but damn you have very different taste in tv comedy than I do it's like you're from another planet

[lnopia the great]

the gay looking guy is p funny when acting gay

[Chris Hughes]

example: I'm not from canada or well versed in their internal local stereotypes but I was able to laugh pretty much constantly at trailer park boys

Front to back one of the funniest shows i ever seen, series one should be watched last tho, concept season, everyone feeling their parts out.

[elezzzark]

Don't post about unfunny animated series like King of the Hill on this thread

Let's continue to discuss about Ashley

[Gentleman Doli]

what do you think about ashley elz

[Gentleman Doli]

elz give your rateings of the various ytmnsfw girls

[stalker virus]

elz, my life story has been summed up pretty nicely in this thread

[elezzzark]

Don't call "ytmnsfw", it's dead lol


roflbrothel 3/10 because she is fat like white ramen

gush 6/10 because she used a lot of drugs and she became retarded (Yes, i chatted her via steam since some months ago)

ascii_genitals 8/10 because i like her but she needs to post here again

ashley 8.5/10 because i like her, also her titties need to be operated

[stalker virus]

i'm a redneck alcoholic jew with a lazy eye who has terrible taste in comedies

[elezzzark]

i'm a redneck alcoholic jew with a lazy eye who has terrible taste in comedies

Translation from woman language:

I'm a sexy clean woman with blowjob experience who has wonderful taste in sex


I know women are dumb, but it's reality

[Gentleman Doli]

im never calling this place rubynet ever

[elezzzark]

Ashley, this is 5:15 pm, we should go to a place to hang out

[lnopia the great]

Translation from woman language:

I'm a sexy clean woman with blowjob experience who has wonderful taste in sex


I know women are dumb, but it's reality

:yes:

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/RYiBG.png

[lnopia the great]

do you really have a lazy eye

[stalker virus]

tpilol has the best smilies

[stalker virus]

duh of course i do

[stalker virus]

do you think someone on ytmnsfw would ever make up something that is untrue and then use photoshop to prove it

[stalker virus]

no

[elezzzark]

do you think someone on ytmnsfw would ever make up something that is untrue and then use photoshop to prove it

i know, steveyos made up about your lazyeye and m0nde photoshopped your irl pic of your face, it was trolled.

[elezzzark]

I wonder Ashley was extreme upset about lazyeye...

[lnopia the great]

id be upset if people were making fun of m,y lazy eye

[boobz]

Ashley is it true that you are scheduled to fuck elz on June 27th at 19:33 ?

[stalker virus]

:stare:

[clay]

her titties need to be operated

[jon]

im never calling this place rubynet ever

the bookmark on my toolbar is rubycopter

ach soi soi soi soi soi ach soi soi soi soi soi

[clay]

the copter must be close, thats the tail rotor your hearing

[stalker virus]

:stare:

[jon]

http://i.imgur.com/jiMrn.gif

[clay]

:0replies:http://www.parkerliveonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sweeping.gif

just gonna clean that up for you there, jon

[stalker virus]

:stare:

[lnopia the great]

ggggg

[stalker virus]

are you bumping this thread for any particular reason :what:

[clay]

yeah do you have attention that you want to give to the girl on the internet

[stalker virus]

just back off my uterus bro

[clay]

your uterus has had more black guys knocking at it than a crack house with a broken doorbell

[Gentleman Doli]

your uterus has had more black guys knocking at it than a crack house with a broken doorbell

damn... sound like somebody is suffering from PTSD from theyr time as a fetus.

[stalker virus]

your uterus has had more black guys knocking at it than a crack house with a broken doorbell

http://i.imgur.com/RYiBG.png

[lnopia the great]

damn... sound like somebody is suffering from PTSD from theyr time as a fetus.

clay is gay

[syncan aka ken post jr]

king of the hill owns

[elezzzark]

http://wolfson.nfshost.com/5.jpg

[lnopia the great]

why was wolfson ytmnd famous again he was and still is one of the gayest people ive ever known

[sex with dead people]

i had such a crush on ash back in high school till i found out it was a girl

[Camoron]

bobbeh

[siburke939]

oh and siburke is getting married and hes inviting m0nde to the wedding lmao

oh look what i found on my namesearch (ps you're all invited 18/05/13 location tbc)

[siburke939]

I bet vegetarian pedophiles like baby carrots