clay broke the forum, nobody posts exccept rootbeer and cody, cag is still awhore

[timmy]

:angry:

[timmy]

people still believe in the gas chambers, an implausible mass cremation, and human lampshades and soap

[rootbeer]

Tim's hole is very dry

[cag]

shermans dick is still broken

[cag]

tims still a midget

[timmy]

cag still needs to be tied to an ironing board and beaten

[steveyos YOLO]

Cablejoe5 would've never permitted this

[cody lundin]

fuck him lolwhales would have even said this sucks

[Garfield]

whos this guy^

[cody lundin]

had to reroll bacause clay got sand is his vagina for being an even bigger faggot than riooty

[steveyos YOLO]

You can't argue the fact of cag being a whore because she is and she's not a good whore either

[cody lundin]

it wqas not cags vag it was rootys accusations of manlove

[rootbeer]

had to reroll bacause clay got sand is his vagina for being an even bigger faggot than riooty

clay loves you very much cody

[cody lundin]

fuck you rooty i wil destroy you OL bc i konw your real namew

[ObedientGirl69]

:angry:agreed

[ObedientGirl69]

people still believe in the gas chambers, an implausible mass cremation, and human lampshades and soaplol yes because all those things exist

[ObedientGirl69]

You can't argue the fact of cag being a whore because she is and she's not a good whore eitherLOL

[juji]

who are you? Im not suprised a lot of shitty alts

[ObedientGirl69]

who are you? Im not suprised a lot of shitty altslol juji XD <3!

[Garfield]

oh hai possibly fake lisa

[ObedientGirl69]

oh hai possibly fake lisaoh hey babysitter

[steveyos YOLO]

I need to know something

[ObedientGirl69]

I need to know something*cocks head to side*

[cody lundin]

wb lisa mcburni3

[ObedientGirl69]

wb lisa mcburni3

I'm pretty mad at you sherman

[cody lundin]

well its not my fault you live it the most boring place on eearth., scientists in antarctica have mopre fun that your "holiday island" ever will

[juji]

If is Lisa, I wouldn't be surprised because a lot of shitty posters are trying to pretend to be like Lisa

[rootbeer]

fuck you rooty i wil destroy you OL bc i konw your real namew

cody you love clay :)

[ObedientGirl69]

clay is a foolish tyrant

I'm going to start by biting his ankles off

[steveyos YOLO]

If is Lisa, I wouldn't be surprised because a lot of shitty posters are trying to pretend to be like Lisa

They all want jerked off on by rootbeer

[ObedientGirl69]

I think that's how he tries to mark his territory

meanwhile I use bricks

[cody lundin]

meanwhile she uses american virgins

[ObedientGirl69]

meanwhile she uses american virginsif you were still a virgin by your age you had it comming pal

[clay]

i cant believe thats codys real dick. it's so small i thought it was a joke

[ObedientGirl69]

even if you didn't have me cumming

[cody lundin]

i cant believe thats codys real dick. it's so small i thought it was a joke

bigger than yours clayton

[cody lundin]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_dimensions_of_a_bic_lighter?#slide=2

my dick is obv 2x this size in length and if you check girth 1.5 x 2 =3

now compare that to average dildo sales and you see i got what a woman needs, all day long...

[cody lundin]

raged out triple post because fat faggot made fun of my dick

[ObedientGirl69]

so it is settled

clay broke the forum and has to pay me $380 a month to stop posting.

The end.

[ObedientGirl69]

raged out triple post because fat faggot made fun of my dicknot much to make fun of, settle down punk

[cody lundin]

not much to make fun of, settle down punk

more than you got off rooty

[ObedientGirl69]

http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

[clay]

using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.

each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.


http://i.imgur.com/UUWVhlO.png

[cody lundin]

thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:

https://i.imgur.com/nsrZX9w.jpg

still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"

[ObedientGirl69]

http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

[ObedientGirl69]

using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.

each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.


http://i.imgur.com/UUWVhlO.pngLMAO

[cody lundin]

plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lol

[cody lundin]

adblock is so wonderful, its also great that shitty 2gb RAM aussie PC's can't run it...

https://i.imgur.com/oYn4nJo.png

[ObedientGirl69]

let's see..... http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

clay can I get a graph on this one please?

[clay]

thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:

https://i.imgur.com/nsrZX9w.jpg

still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"


1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.

[clay]

plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lolwe can't see the height of the lighter from the photo becaue you are pressing it into yourself with such a great force it disappears into your body. but we can see the width of it, which we know to be 1 inch. thank you

[cody lundin]

1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.

actually i skipped the ruler because it was so cliche, next time i feel like photographing my dick for a forum full of faggots i'll shave and use a tape measure, now unherp my fucking main acct.

[ObedientGirl69]

1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.LMAO

[cody lundin]

also my thumb is on the base of the lighter i have big ass hands clayton my thumb is literally 1" wide

[cody lundin]

LMAO

brown pussy mcskankskank why dont you admit it, you saved this pics to polish dat pearl to

[clay]

you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger

[ObedientGirl69]

actually i skipped the ruler because it was so cliche, next time i feel like photographing my dick for a forum full of faggots i'll shave and use a tape measure, now unherp my fucking main acct.and that's all? You won't fluff it up more yourself?

I don't want to know I just want your avatar changed to this http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

[ObedientGirl69]

brown pussy mcskankskank why dont you admit it, you saved this pics to polish dat pearl toI want you to stop interfering with the penises before I fuck you with something worse

[cody lundin]

https://i.imgur.com/6P0OcCw.jpg


you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger

[cody lundin]

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[cody lundin]

size 14 shoes, 2xl glove size, and an avg dick, sucks to be white...

[ObedientGirl69]

https://i.imgur.com/6P0OcCw.jpgyeah suck it

suck that bic lighter

[clay]

according to item A your bic lighter is 3.26 so let's say 3.25 inches tall. this, again, is going by your assertion that a bic lighter is 1 inch wide. i have also just found a separate question and answer website which lists the size of a bic lighter at 3.25x1". so obviously my ability to scale things in image is awesome and you suck.

i applied this new and complete scale to the original image. we're now able to see how hard you are jamming that lighter into your pubic fat in order to make it look like your dick is bigger. i outlined the yellow scale to make it easier to see where the end of the lighter is. more than likely, i feel like youve put it below your dick in your balls a little bit so it could go even deeper. nice job acting like a big dick faggot with your 4.5 inch dick.


http://i.imgur.com/TjB2ZUq.png http://i.imgur.com/Qn1JGb0.png

[Garfield]

why does clay know so much about how to make your dick look bigger?

[Garfield]

he knows all the secrets

[clay]

lotta gifyo watchin

[cody lundin]

lol fuck you clay i'll get a ruler out next time i jerk off to MFC just to shut you up, i know i have at least 5.5 and when im really into it 6". because of cervixes and my ability to hit them hard enough to make women cry out in pain.

[cody lundin]

why does clay know so much about how to make your dick look bigger?

idk but before i take new pics i want to attend the clay school of bigus dickus pics.

[rootbeer]

clay is literally in love with cody its not a joke anymore

[ObedientGirl69]

I heard on the grapevine that clay broke the forum's registration

Further to my earlier gambits I would like to add that I can fix that given the admin panel and enough time to navigate it... I can do this without breaking the forum.... JSYK

[ObedientGirl69]

And I vow not to reinstate cody on any level of forum control

[cody lundin]

idk ive been running all over the internets pretending to be ruby or clay for like 3 months havent had one new lizard show up here im losing my touch

[cody lundin]

And I vow not to reinstate cody on any level of forum control

i dont want control of anything unless its my new subforum i asked for and you wont be posting in there

[ObedientGirl69]

I vow not to give anyone anymore sub forums

[cody lundin]

well that stevyos one needs to go i mean seriously he doesnt even post anymore

[cody lundin]

it could easily be repurposed and renamed for me

[ObedientGirl69]

Steveyos section stays and you do not get a sub forum

Now back the fuck out of the $380 a month extortion ring

I can save this company at least $380 a month and all you can do is annoy me

[cody lundin]

you cant save anyone a god damned thing you can't even save yourself from having the shittiest life anywhere ever