dwarf fortress thread

[jon]

because i need help with this stupid fucking colored text experience that remotely resembles a game

[jon]

i don't need any one particular thing explained; just tell me how to actually enjoy it like it was a real game

[Gentleman Doli]

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NrdSDxRmOAE/TixKHPHuAGI/AAAAAAAADO8/hmlqAgqt1Gw/s1600/dwarf+fortress2.PNG
terrible interface horrible graphics and micromanagement hell: this is shit we think is fun lol. - the internet

[rubycalaber]

you let your imagination be stimulated (aka its so awful you have to just pretend you're having fun)

[Gentleman Doli]

hey this remind me of another game for autistic retards that everyone likes for some reason

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MGyErP9VxCw/TfrjvxhCgPI/AAAAAAAADFs/TkoALTwPz2A/s1600/Minecraft+My+Little+Pony+Friendship+is+Magic+Applejack+clip+pixel+pop+art+creation+Beta+1.4+Aww+yeah %252C+son.png

[Gentleman Doli]

reminder that minecraft currently costs THIRTY DOLLARS while failign to deliver on half of the features promised during development being a buggy pile of shit using programmer placeholder art and being completely devoid of anything that could possibley be called fun other than building swastikas out of blocks

[Chris Hughes]

Horrible.

[Gentleman Doli]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljm33j2YDy1qb7ckro1_500.jpg

[rootbeer]

>comparing dwarf fortress to minecraft
>playing steam games
>2012

[Gentleman Doli]

lol oh look the Fail Patrol is here to use the 4chan green and less than alligator sign to own me because i made fun of they aspie retard game.s. QQ more indie failtards.

[rootbeer]

just open up ms paint and make a pretty picture next time you want to play a "game"

[rubycalaber]

minecraft is another game you literally have to pretend to be having fun in

[rootbeer]

anally butthurt steam noobs

[Gentleman Doli]

people say this game http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Fez_cover.png/250px-Fez_cover.png is rely good but it looks like yet another boring indie platformer with a dumb gimmick but named after the foreign guy from That 70s Show

[Chris Hughes]

minecraft is awful.

[rubycalaber]

another game you have to pretend to have fun in is Day Z where people imagine they're going on big epic adventures and not wandering around with nothing happening for hours on end occasionally fiddling through a broken inventory system, but you can make other people not have fun so it evens out

[Gentleman Doli]

Lol your all literaly retarded. Meanwhile Im racking up headshots in Modern Warfare 3 and im literally #3 in the fucking world rankings whil e you guys build blocks and breed dwarfes or what the fuck ever lol.

[jon]

it was block trolled

[clay]

please stop playing nerd games, jon

[jon]

my name is erith-avuzkadol of kilrudilir and i was assigned to mining and fish cleaning before i died

[Gentleman Doli]

please stop playing nerd games, jon

you have an entire forum devoted to playeing World of Warcraft.

[rootbeer]

my name is erith-avuzkadol of kilrudilir and i was assigned to mining and fish cleaning before i died

lol

[clay]

you have an entire forum devoted to playeing World of Warcraft.

you have an entire life devoted to virginity

[rootbeer]

i like how doli has tons of screenshots from creative mc servers, but claims to hate the game. i play mc several times a week and i dont have any screenshots saved...

[Gentleman Doli]

i googled my little pony minecraft and troll face minecraft, rootbeer.

[rootbeer]

this is like the third time you have posted mc pixelart. and this time of my little pony...

[Gentleman Doli]

http://memecreator.net/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/showimage.php/1115/I-don%27t-always-drink-beer-but-when-i-do-i-destroy-stuff-in-minecraft.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao rootbeer i cant believe you actualy like that game

[Chris Hughes]

I think i would rather play MW3 Skyrim Fallout anytime than these retard geek games, I mean snes games look shit but at least they were fucking great.

[rubycalaber]

skyrim is a retard geek game in my book, fallout barely escapes my wrath since you can shoot guns in it

[Garfield]

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Chris Hughes]

Kill yourself first bro.

[Chris Hughes]

skyrim is a retard geek game in my book, fallout barely escapes my wrath since you can shoot guns in it

Okay but at least Skyrim offers a lot more than MC and such crap.

[rootbeer]

i dont like games where u can just zone out i like to keep my brain busy. i dont watch television either.

[rubycalaber]

keep your brain busy trying really hard to imagine what it would be like having fun in a video game while you play Aspie Fortress and Autismcraft

[Gentleman Doli]

Lol Just bought ARMA online. Gotta love the realism of guys hiking across teh desert at a snails pace, smoking weed, playing xbox, and jacking off in the latrine. Its liek, Im really there, so glad they decided to make a game out of the exciting parts of warfare. ah just like my days in the marines. only without the PTSD lmbo.

[Garfield]

ive fallen alseep playing skyrim and woken up dead at least 20 times

[Garfield]

woken up dead i like that good band name or something idk copyright 2012 garfield productions

[Dustin]

World of Warcraft is a good game, its good.

[Garfield]

tides of darkness, anything after sucked miserably

[Chris Hughes]

ive fallen alseep playing skyrim and woken up dead at least 20 times

Hahahaha

[rubycalaber]

I really like the idea of general doli as a marine with PTSD

[jon]

i have a pretty good fortress going on here, it's hard to farm though

[stalker virus]

this game looks about as dumb and boring as homestuck

[Gentleman Doli]

this game looks about as dumb and boring as homestuck

hwats that

[Gentleman Doli]

i googled it and i got this http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z4e9dR4m1rtqis6o8_500.gif

[stalker virus]

hwats that

this (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6)

[Chris Hughes]

zoosmell pooplord that game is boring.

[Gentleman Doli]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01122.gif

[Gentleman Doli]

woOWW WHAT A FUNY ID FOR A COMIC LOL

[Gentleman Doli]

boy, i sure do love vibrating sprites.

[elezzzark]

skyrim is a retard geek game in my book, fallout barely escapes my wrath since you can shoot guns in it

This post is making me to trust Rubycalaber... oh shit!

[lnopia the great]

Lol your all literaly retarded. Meanwhile Im racking up headshots in Modern Warfare 3 and im literally #3 in the fucking world rankings whil e you guys build blocks and breed dwarfes or what the fuck ever lol.

true bro