Almost had sex with my best friend/room mate's boyfriend while she was out of town...

[oOBatteryOo]

So the gist is that I went and hung out with a few friends and my roommate's boyfriend since she was out of town and they invited me out to the bar. After getting trashed I told her boyfriend that he could stay at our place in her room since I knew she wouldn't have minded. We both continue to get drunk and close out the bar. We took a taxi home (at least we didn't drive drunk) and once we got home we kept drinking and decided to smoke a bowl. After that it get hazy, I only remember bits and pieces till I woke up. I don't remember who started it. I do remember kissing, fingering, BJ, hair pulling, bitting, but him saying no to sex, just foreplay and teasing. I love my roommate, she's also one of my only closest friends. Both her bf and I decided not to say anything to her and say we came home and ended the night after a shot. But I'm feeling terrible and I'm not sure what to do. They have an amazing relationship and I like him a lot as a friend. Should I let a drunken mistake ruin their relationship and probably end our friendship?
Also from this I want to stop drinking. This isn't the first time I've ended up at home with a guy from a bar. Luckly they have all been random men and not my friend's bf. But I end up having sex when I reget it in the morning once I've sobered up.... So I think drinking is a HUGE problem for me.
Anyway thanks for hearing me out, I welcome any advice you have to give.

[lnopia the great]

So the gist is that I went and hung out with
a few friends and my roommate's boyfriend
since she was out of town and they invited
me out to the bar. After getting trashed I
told her boyfriend that he could stay at our
place in her room since I knew she wouldn't
have minded. We both continue to get
drunk and close out the bar. We took a taxi
home (at least we didn't drive drunk) and
once we got home we kept drinking and
decided to smoke a bowl. After that it get
hazy, I only remember bits and pieces till I
woke up. I don't remember who started it. I
do remember kissing, fingering, BJ, hair
pulling, bitting, but him saying no to sex,
just foreplay and teasing. I love my
roommate, she's also one of my only closest
friends. Both her bf and I decided not to say
anything to her and say we came home and
ended the night after a shot. But I'm feeling
terrible and I'm not sure what to do. They
have an amazing relationship and I like him
a lot as a friend. Should I let a drunken
mistake ruin their relationship and probably
end our friendship?
Also from this I want to stop drinking. This
isn't the first time I've ended up at home
with a guy from a bar. Luckly they have all
been random men and not my friend's bf.
But I end up having sex when I reget it in
the morning once I've sobered up.... So I
think drinking is a HUGE problem for me.
Anyway thanks for hearing me out, I
welcome any advice you have to give.

[stalker virus]

sounds like a regular saturday night to me brother :hogan:

[Howard Dean]

LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO RECHARGE oOBatteryOo, BECAUSE THIS THREADS DEAD ®

[doctor remulak]

I am Doctor Remulak.

[oOBatteryOo]

it was just a drunken mistake but i don't think she would understand

[oOBatteryOo]

I think I'm going to stop drinking. I'm going to try going to an AA meeting tonight

[stalker virus]

having sex with men is so gross

[stalker virus]

you are gross for wanting it

[maks]

having sex with men is so gross

[Howard Dean]

a penis looks like a finger if you took off the nail and inflated it with helium

[maks]

barry's penis even has a knuckle

[stalker virus]

nice finger bro

[Howard Dean]

but like if it mated with a mushroom

[oOBatteryOo]

My friend works at a bar/bistro near me. We've been friends for a long time, along with his wife, my boyfriend, and coworkers One night around New Years, we were jumping his coworker's car and after she left I gave him a ride back to his car. We sat around talking, he kept telling me to break up with the guy I was currently dating and then he pulled me for a kiss. At first I pulled away, but he puled me back in, and we made out. After that I avoided him. He called me to ask for something I borrowed from his wife so I met him up after work. I told him I was super uncomfortable and that I didn't know what to think. He said there was nothing going on between us so I was relieved. When I was walking back to my car, he pulled me back and we started making out. Rounded first base against my car then went into my car and we went to third (ie: fingering and blowing) Mid blow, I snapped out of it, stopped, and kicked him out of my car. It's been a month since then, but he still texts me almost every night...tells me he misses me and can't get that night out of his head.
I'm so ashamed. It's bad. I don't want that to happen again, but I want to be friends still.
What should I do? Should I tell his wife?
TL;DR I'm a horrible person and have done everything, but sex with my married friend. I want it to stop, but he doesn't. What should I do?

[Howard Dean]

I am trying to give it a accurate description but its dark in my room

[maks]

I am trying to give it a accurate description but its dark in my room

not everything sent back by the hubble makes sense

[stalker virus]

uhh no one who posts here has a functioning moral compass

[Howard Dean]

MY PENIS IS AVERAGE SIZED THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR

[maks]

uhh no one who posts here has a functioning moral compass

nothing wrong with being a whore and marriage is bullshit anyway. I say she should do whatever the fuck she wants why the hell not life's too short

[stalker virus]

do anything and everything that you personally don't feel guilty about

[maks]

I threatened to beat my boss's 12 year old son to death tonight I would have done it too if he hadn't shut up

[elezzzark]

Anyone can translate Ashley's posts from woman language to english

[Howard Dean]

Elezzzark what's up NIGGA MY SPIC NIGGA FROM DA SOUTHSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[clay]

do anything and everything that you personally don't feel guilty about

direct translation:

http://i47.tinypic.com/n15mx5.jpg

[stalker virus]

:getout:

[maks]

:getout:

[lnopia the great]

can it be taht it was allll so simple then

[Garfield]

this thread is awful

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Like anyone here has ever come close to having sex.

[elezzzark]

http://i.imgur.com/kDuN7.png

[Barack Hussein Obama]

^dahfuck?^

[elezzzark]

Speak english, NIGGER (lolz)

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Speak english, NIGGER (lolz)

I can't hear what you said you asshole.

[elezzzark]

Speak english, NIGGER (lolz) 2

[elezzzark]

Oh wait, you actually spoke english lols

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Speak english, NIGGER (lolz) 2

I'd like to see you try. Ingles bitch, do you hablo it?

[Barack Hussein Obama]

also deaf

HE A DEAF BITCH. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW NIGGA? NO YOU CAN'T!

[elezzzark]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21034947.jpg

[Barack Hussein Obama]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/21034947.jpg

When you assume, yo deaf ass makes a ass outta you and me. But mostly you, you deaf mexican't.

[elezzzark]

When you assume, yo deaf ass makes a ass outta you and me. But mostly you, you deaf mexican't.

Speak english again lols

[elezzzark]

no altz, you really think ide impersonate a nigger or a republifag? you iz def and tarded

Who are you? no surprise you already know who i am

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Speak english again lols

English. I speak that shit. I was raised in the hood, but you was raised in nasty streets of Mexico you deaf bitch.

[elezzzark]

English. I speak that shit. I was raised in the hood, but you was raised in nasty streets of Mexico you deaf bitch.

What are differences between the hood and nasty streets?

[rubycalaber]

dont fuck with elezzark guys he'll get his drug cartel family on you

[Barack Hussein Obama]

What are differences between the hood and nasty streets?

In the hood we sell drugs and stab bitches that talk to the popo. In the nasty streets, you suck donkey dicks for pesos and fuck your mom for fun. At least you can't hear all the murders.

[lnopia the great]

shitty version of the twitter black aalt #realtalk

[stalker virus]

kindergarten level posting