TUTORIAL: How to enter airplane with handgun

[elezzzark]

1- You must have a generic thick laptop (Not macbook, it's too hard to disassembly).

2- Disassembly your laptop, then insert pieces of pistol and bullets on free space, if you are too lazy to assembly pistol, just buy this very compact pistol Heizer (http://heizerfirearms.com/) and cover with lead foil on both sides.

3- Assembly laptop again.

4- Go to Airport and deliver your laptop backpack, let in x-scanner, they aren't able to see your laptop contains a pistol because hardwares and lead foil are concealing this pistol.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/04/08/travel/08LAPTOP/08LAPTOP-popup.jpg

5- On Airplane, just open laptop, then disassembly, the event happens and have fun.

6- :truth:

[maks]

Nobody's x-raying my fucking laptop, fuck them

[timmy]

:0replies:

[maks]

that only works if he doesn't have any replies, barry

[clay]

ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico

[timmy]

obnoxious bitch has taken the form of a creepy mac user

[m0nde]

disassembly laptops by a gunning reason
the event

[elezzzark]

ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico

Blake "the pig" snickerson of texas, usa

[clay]

Blake "the pig" snickerson

[maks]

'snickerson' literally means 'son of snickers' which implies clay ate his parents

[m0nde]

blake "el cerdo" hijo d'chocolatina

[maks]

Timothy Chickenfarmerson

[maks]

Siddharta 'Corpse Water' Curryson

[m0nde]

my weapons turn me into "el cerdo" every once in awhile

[m0nde]

also, i just noticed


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[maks]

I fucking love elezzark

[m0nde]

codes removal reason even!

[maks]

http://dontdatethatdude.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dolly-the-sheep.jpg

[clay]

event happens and have fun.

[jon]

yeah elz lead foil, that's not flagged by anyone

[syncan aka ken post jr]

can admin plz change clays username to Blake "the pig" snickerson

[rubycalaber]

personally I'd just shove it up my ass arse tell security I have a metal hip I mean uh STOP DISCUSSING TERRORIST PLOTS ON MY FORUM ELEZZZARK GOD

[UofLCardfan08]

SSD or GTFO OP

[timmy]

solid state dick?

[rubycalaber]

solid snake's dick

[Dustin]

solid snake's dick

what a mighty dick, also this thread sucks what are you some sort of terrorist? Reported to the FBI.

[rubycalaber]

get them to send snake to sneak into elz house a-oh wait you wouldnt need stealth to sneak up on elz never mind, just send someone to kill him please

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4093/4892232355_1b8548f5e5.jpg

[m0nde]

classic thread "the event"

[juji]

checking visits

[m0nde]

1- You must have a generic thick laptop (Not macbook, it's too hard to disassembly).

2- Disassembly your laptop, then insert pieces of pistol and bullets on free space, if you are too lazy to assembly pistol, just buy this very compact pistol Heizer (http://heizerfirearms.com/) and cover with lead foil on both sides.

3- Assembly laptop again.

4- Go to Airport and deliver your laptop backpack, let in x-scanner, they aren't able to see your laptop contains a pistol because hardwares and lead foil are concealing this pistol.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/04/08/travel/08LAPTOP/08LAPTOP-popup.jpg

5- On Airplane, just open laptop, then disassembly, the event happens and have fun.

6- :truth:

[juji]

It has been 7 years

[m0nde]

since the event

[internutt]

elezark has never flown international before it seems