i haven't used a computer to surf the web in a while

[TheElJoe]

Since i have a smart phone and my laptop is broke :tup:

[maks]

I have 5 laptops in the room with me right now

[stalker virus]

that sounds like a nightmare

[TheElJoe]

i have at least 10 fart clouds floating around me atm

[stalker virus]

guess i'll have to save my facebook BINGO Blitz invites for someone else

[TheElJoe]

wouldyouhitthis.com

[stalker virus]

but would you :what:

[TheElJoe]

hmmm skip not to hurt your feelins

[stalker virus]

hmmm skip not to hurt your feelins

http://i.imgur.com/zDW1M.gif

[TheElJoe]

i put my cue ball on your moms face :rage:

[lnopia the great]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/smilies/bigsmug.gif

[TheElJoe]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb138/lnopia/smilies/bigsmug.gif

[rootbeer]

>mfw nobody welcomes eljoe back
:glaudatass:

[TheElJoe]

:sickburn:

[rootbeer]

ChgIygNH-yo&autoplay=1

[maks]

>mfw nobody welcomes eljoe back
:glaudatass:

I actually welcomed him back like an hour ago tyvm

[rubycalaber]

wouldyouhitthis.com

didn't drunkpuppies make this website?

[rubycalaber]

no, wait, it was www.whodyoubang.com

[maks]

didn't drunkpuppies make this website?

'blonde' is spelled wrong, sounds about right

http://www.whodyoubang.com/Contest.aspx?contest=1025

[rubycalaber]

what the fuck does bees in the trap mean

[maks]

I wouldn't know but there is a link to contact the webmaster

[rubycalaber]

maybe its some new way of spreading dp's zombie virus

[rubycalaber]

speaking of: http://www.webpronews.com/zombie-apocalypse-more-weird-stories-pouring-in-2012-05

it begins...

[maks]

that preacher is the main black guy from the real dawn of the dead btw just a little bit o' movie trivia for ya

[rubycalaber]

oh I thought it was obama addressing the nation

[maks]

they're coming to get you barbara (different movie still a great quote to spam around for a while)

[maks]

brb spamming a quote

[rubycalaber]

I like it when people spam my forum since it makes it look more active than it is

[maks]

they're coming to spam your forum barbera

[rubycalaber]

rubycalabarbera

[maks]

that's dangerous thinking, you're basically asking them to come and get you. is that what you want? do you want them to come to get you, barbera?

[rubycalaber]

I want some sexy zombie girls to come and get me yeah

[maks]

good, you have fun getting your dick bitten off I'm gonna get a bottle of boone's farm and chat up the ladies at the survivor's camp. hopefully zoey is still around because rochelle is always scratching her snatch and I'm pretty certain louis or maybe ellis gave her crabs.

[Camoron]

suck it eljoe

[Plug Drugs]

Since i have a smart phone and my laptop is broke :tup:

there was a 3 month period of my life where my computer broke and i was too lazy to fix it, so i just laid in bed all day and went on the internet on my phone, occasionally going outside my bedroom to eat food, go to the bathroom, and play xbox

This period of my life coincidentally happened to be the same period of my life when my ex-doctor refused to fill my adderall prescription anymore, and I was too lazy to even go find a new doctor

[rootbeer]

suck it eljoe

:goodwin:

[Camoron]

http://i.imgur.com/fZxND.png

[Garfield]

http://www.facebook.com/JeremyTellier

so this is drunkpuppies?

[Garfield]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/332029_684501057268_3706916_34968984_1626842636_o.jpg

this is his abused wife and children

[Garfield]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/331491_684500498388_1675845798_o.jpg
dp the battlemage

[maks]

http://www.facebook.com/JeremyTellier

so this is drunkpuppies?

no.

[Garfield]

cats out of the bag

[Garfield]

i just paid dg 1000 dollars (usd) for that 411

[maks]

this :brian: is drunkpuppies

[rootbeer]

whiter than a napkin harder than a dinner plate

[m0nde]

rubycalabarberagrunting rubycapybara

[TheElJoe]

my cats ass stinks

[Chris Hughes]

whiter than a napkin harder than a dinner plate

LOL

http://odin.mobile9.com/download/media/41/lolgif_duxq84yv.gif

[timmy]

grunting rubycapybara

bobsleys dont go to heaven

[rubycalaber]

can someone decrypt that from hindi or whatever language m0nde is speaking

[rubycalaber]

decrypt it from heidi or whichever one of barrys chicken is clucking

[Garfield]

heidis a classy bird

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

speaking of: http://www.webpronews.com/zombie-apocalypse-more-weird-stories-pouring-in-2012-05

it begins...

4awVqRr1eCo

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I've watched that 3 times now it's better than COPS

[maks]

has to be fake, he would have been shot

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

:nig: at 2:00 pulls a gun

[maks]

I'll be damned your story checks out