i just had the most amazing girl around at my house

[boobz]

and i showed charm, restraint, and a gentlemanly disposition.
ahh man so good.

[boobz]

me trying not to say anything too crass or be too forwardly rude:

:butthurt:

[elezzzark]

and i showed charm, restraint, and a gentlemanly disposition.
ahh man so good.

pro virgin 4 life

[rubycalaber]

did you play her the trumpet

[Howard Dean]

did you play her trumpet

[Chris Hughes]

Did she play your trombone?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

give your grandmother my regards

[sex with dead people]

that's cool i still live with my mom too so i have the same experience every day

[rubycalaber]

my sisters hotter than sandra yelle and boobz grandma combined

[sex with dead people]

inside your sister sounds like a great location

[doctor remulak]

inside your sister sounds like a great location

I am Doctor Remulak.

[rubycalaber]

inside your sister sounds like a great location

thank you for being the first person ever to comment on the joke I've been posting with every post I've made in the last 7 years it was worth it

[sex with dead people]

sorry i didn't know that until now