I'm here, I'm queer, GET USED TO IT

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

This thread dedicated to the glorious return of me, where I regale you with tales of my high-flying internet troll lifestyle

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I somehow convinced someone to give me a good job, moved to LA, got a house with a hot tub (and also had sex with a mexican servant-lady)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

then I quit/got fired cuz I ain't lettin no motherfuckers tell me what to do

[Wendy <3]

Stevey died

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

steveydeath666, don't care, talking about ME right now

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I took my saved money and bought a log cabin, living in a log cabin mansion on top of a mountain and stockpiling guns & ammo for the coming negroplocalypse

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Living the dream. I stomped on a rattlesnakes head the other day, caught a lake trout yesterday. Also my new town is 5% minority

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

There is an Indian reservation here. I see them at the CVS buying listenine to get drunk off of and they are kind of annoying but I would take 5% injun over 5% nignog any day

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Anyways, I am chopping wood, building my masculine physique, and also have a mustang GT and the world can suck my dick

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

The End

[Wendy <3]

What type of chainsaw do you have or do you chop the trees down as well

[Desolation]

wb missed u

[juji]

You should have stayed in Phoenix AZ instead of LA

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

What type of chainsaw do you have or do you chop the trees down as well

STIHL!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

You should have stayed in Phoenix AZ instead of LA

I was in phoenix last week (big time important traveling man dadadan) it was a desert and hot as shit

[Wendy <3]

Hey how did you find out you were queer irl? I'm just wondering if i am as well but idk how to find out

[maks]

Hey how did you find out you were queer irl? I'm just wondering if i am as well but idk how to find out

you suck a dick and if you like it you're gay

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I'm not rly, just couldn't think of a good thread title that rhymed
I had sex (with a girl) a few weeks ago
Big mistake. She owned like 4 cats and has no friends, also I sexed her too good so now every time I go back to my favorite dive bar to get drunk she's there waiting trying to rope me into a relationship and shit and tell me how her day was

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

just wanna live in my log cabin and fuck whores and never talk to them again is that too much to ask

[Wendy <3]

Have you thought about killing her and streaming it online for entertainment purposes?

[TheElJoe]

:tup: cool story bro.... Yeah actually cool story

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

flying on airplanes, having sex with real life 3d ladies
yea I'm kind of a big deal

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Have you thought about killing her and streaming it online for entertainment purposes?

tried being rly rude and applying my learned internet trolling skills on her
backfired entirely, she thought I was a devlish jerk and got turned on
think she read 50 shades of grey and just wants a cruel man to tie her up and whisper mean words in her ear whilst dicking her

[TheElJoe]

start being a really nice guy and say you love her already...

[Wendy <3]

Give her number to jon since he likes abusing women

[TheElJoe]

show her this forum

[Wendy <3]

Show her the freshly dug shallow grave you're gonna put her in

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Show her the freshly dug shallow grave you're gonna put her in

thats gonna be the base of my next master pickup line thanks jazzzazazazq

[Wendy <3]

Bye.

[Poopalew]

Bye.

Knowledge of Jesus gives Gods people the key to unlocking the meaning of Bible prophecies that are yet to be fulfilled.
//EXIT_APPLICATION

[m0nde]

//EXIT_APPLICATION

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[maks]

//BYE_FELICIA

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I'm bakeing a pizza hi forums

[m0nde]

does your pizza have the confederate flag on it or a reference to general lee? because it could make dirtyahhary very angry if it does.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

It's a jack's brand mexican pizza, very un-american and antiwhite but I'm hungry

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

also speaking of confederates I did my family history and looked up my southern ancestors on the internet the other day. found one of their wills and they left a "mulatter" woman to their neice and negro male: sambo, to their son to be freed at age 45 negro years

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

heres my pizza
http://i.imgur.com/ggygcjS.jpg

[m0nde]

that looks good. do you ever wish you had a mullatoo girl or a quadroon or octaroon chick to bang sometimes upto and including the age of 45?

[m0nde]

It's a jack's brand mexican pizza, very un-american and antiwhite but I'm hungryif it's too unamerican for you you can build a wall between it and you on your table and sneak pieces under the table to eat them

[TheElJoe]

heres my pizza
http://i.imgur.com/ggygcjS.jpg

Buy a pizza cutter geez

[maks]

look at mr "I shop at bed bath and beyond" here

[m0nde]

Buy a pizza cutter geezwhat kind of idiot would bring a pizza cutter to the stabbing festival?

[Wendy <3]

Those jack's pizzas are terrible

[maks]

on a typical night you'll find nsfw eljoe perusing the aisles at Kitchens Etc and reviewing their selection of melon ballers for his livejournal

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

fck off eljoe+jazz

[Lisa Battery]

fck off eljoe+jazz

Hey my lezzy friend

[maks]

fck off eljoe+jazz

I forget what was your opinion on black people

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

update: back in my hometown, hanging out with my brother who I am pretty sure has a little bit of the 'tism
have been going "uh huh" for like the last half hour while he goes on about airplanes
quit pretending to listen a while ago and I'm on the internet and still getting an earload about aerofoils and shit

[maks]

oh plane enthusiasts are the fucking worst, we have one at work he never shuts the fuck up about adsb units and electronic flight bags

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

its awful, I'm in hell
getting a double barrel beverly hillbillys shotgun that I left here in a sec though

[maks]

have you tried drowning him I've found that works sometimes

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

he does hick-man blue collar work and I do computer nerd work so I'd get whooped but check out my shotgun
http://i.imgur.com/KwyKuJf.jpg
talk shit to me on the internet now MOTHERFUCKERS

[maks]

I was going to photoshop googly eyes onto it but my laptop crashes every time it tries to use the video card and needs a motherboard replacement, so just pretend I did

[maks]

and then said something clever like "doesn't look all that intimidating to me"

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

:monocle: ok

[maks]

I've had the box to send it in for service for a couple of days but I'm too fucking lazy to pull the bootom off and swap out the hard drive and I don't want the folks at the refurb center to steal my collection of 2008 era deformed kid avatars

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I haven't had a proper computer for 3 months
I was in an airport like three months ago living my high flying jet-setting lifestyle
was charging my laptop and some pushy gook comes up and knocks it off the bench and shatters the screen trying to plug in his iphone
didn't even say sorry, I just gave him an angry look and he mumbled some ching-chong noises and looked at the floor and disappeared 2 seconds later

[maks]

on most laptops that's wicked easy to replace would probably run you like $60-$80

[TheElJoe]

Bed bath and beyond has great coupons guys. They'll even take expired ones

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

this thread is gonna be my personal blog about my life
got shitfaced tonight
currently looking for where i can buy this shirt online
http://i.imgur.com/oORxkwal.jpg

[Desolation]

stupid, silly graphic tee + shipping = $25~

OPI nail polish = $20~

[Dirty Harry]

this thread is gonna be my personal blog about my life
got shitfaced tonight
currently looking for where i can buy this shirt online
http://i.imgur.com/oORxkwal.jpg

Isn't that a bit racist ?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

stupid, silly graphic tee + shipping = $25~

OPI nail polish = $20~

trolling negroes/libs irl: priceless

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

back at my brothers
he is blasting his nickelback + ludacris 2000's playlist
he is pretty much guy fieri irl

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

now playing: MYSTIKAL
shake ya ass, but watch yoself

[clay]

gay

[m0nde]

Isn't that a bit racist ?evertying this about race with you, isn't it?

[Poopalew]

evertying this about race with you, isn't it?

One by one we tested the theories and one by one they were disproved.