View Full Version : where were YOU when garfield was going through his health issues??
Desolation
07-20-2016, 12:30 AM
i was by him bedside for weeks!! you heartless fucks were no where to be seen!
Wendy <3
07-20-2016, 02:34 AM
I was busy planning his funeral and trying to contact both of his fiends about it
TheElJoe
07-20-2016, 03:47 AM
I was randomly visiting this forum and rooting for the cancer
m0nde
07-20-2016, 05:42 AM
I was planning my visit to his funeral where he would have been marrying another corpse
Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.
Garfield
07-28-2016, 07:34 PM
oh hey a thread about me hehe
I wish I'd had a chance to euthanize him, now he's posting here again that's a fate worse than death
Garfield
07-28-2016, 10:26 PM
ahhh classic maks98 i missed your misanthropic demeanor, how many versions of windows ten did you install today
I think I was being p selfless actually, so eat a dick
bonus points if that dick has a tumor in it
Poopalew
07-29-2016, 12:38 PM
bonus points if that dick has a tumor in it
And what can we learn from their courage loyalty and friendship?
Desolation
07-29-2016, 04:29 PM
this is the kinda posting i come for
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:05 PM
ive come for less
if there's one thing I'm thankful for it's that garfield got really sick and almost died
it's like I was a part of it, but didn't have to go through it myself or watch it happen to anyone I care about
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:42 PM
typical maks98 reply, i was literally waiting for you to say that. try and suprise us with good content just once on this forum
typical maks98 reply, i was literally waiting for you to say that. try and suprise us with good content just once on this forum
you use a variation of that line no matter what I say, maybe next time you go under the knife you should ask them to install a sense of humor and a bit of originality
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:45 PM
youre retarded lmao
and if they want to accidentally nick an artery that's cool too
when are you scheduled to have your steveysgimmickfrom2007ectomy
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:48 PM
hur hur uhhh good one maks hurrr lets go troll lisa hurrrrr
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:48 PM
ugh i wish lisa was deadddd hurrrr
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:48 PM
hurrr hurrr linux hurrr
are you going to make another thread about hamburgers before you die painfully of cancer/cancer related surgery?
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:49 PM
im always posting original content, all my own stuff i dont just copy cody
are you having an existential crisis now that you've come to realize that getting sick is the most interesting thing you've ever done and you will never, ever top it?
from "is he an akiraaa alt or some other b lister" to "that guy who had an operation once", gj only took 5 years
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:52 PM
are you going to make another thread about hamburgers before you die painfully of cancer/cancer related surgery?
when have you ever made a cooking thread? you havent. because its original content im not just following lisa and cag and replying with all the same regurgitated shit. im not afraid to make a bad post. live a little maks, be yourself, remove this veil of macho-ism you seem to think you hav to wear. ytmnsfw is accpeting of all levels of funny. take barry for instance did we kick him to the curb after he spilled his guts for gush? no. we rung him back in. i cannot emphasize it enough maks. one day you will look back at all of your posts and wish that just once you would have put alittle more heart into your posts
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:53 PM
i love you like a brother and you dont even realize it.
I'm not reading that, go back to dying, that was the fun garfield
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:56 PM
i love you too maks. :)
tell me about the pills they have to take and all the intrusive indignities and pokes and proddings I want to read about your suffering stop trying to be funny you're no good at it
post pictures of your scars
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:59 PM
im here for you
Garfield
07-29-2016, 05:59 PM
message me whenever you feel like your old self again
Garfield
07-29-2016, 06:00 PM
just let the intimate moment exist, take the veil back off
I see a lot of stevey's gimmick from 2007 and not a lot of scar pictures from a guy who's writing 15 paragraph diatribes about the importance of original content
Garfield
07-29-2016, 06:58 PM
remove the veil
have you been feeling sick lately what are the odds of a relapse or some sort of infection setting in
make us your livejournal for a while lets examine the pain of garfield
did your mother cry when you first told her? mine probably would
Garfield
07-29-2016, 07:15 PM
just be yourself
I'm being myself and you're not answering any of my questions
did you cry when you told your mom? I probably wouldn't, I'm a man.
show me on the doll where the bad man in the white coat hurt you with his scalpel
Garfield
07-29-2016, 07:31 PM
live a little
get cancer again that was fun for me
Garfield
07-29-2016, 08:11 PM
youre not going to hurt my feelings i have god as my shield
Garfield
07-29-2016, 08:18 PM
no they said i would have to use one but my dick is literally so strong it healed itself and i can ejaculate over 20 feet
how about a colostomy bag
Garfield
07-29-2016, 08:50 PM
ugh no i dont care just stop replying to me its starting to creep me out
when you were laid up did you have to have a nurse stick her finger up your ass and remove the shit like they do for quadriplegics
totally irrelevant but i had to tell somebody and this comment was on the screen, but i just ate a jelly belly pear flavoured bean and i swear it even had like the texture of an actual pear, like, you know, kinda grainy and soft apple like, but like, squishy, like it had gone off somehow. it was really weird and kind of threw me off. unless you adore slightly off pears its probably something best avoided.
Desolation
07-30-2016, 03:34 PM
good stuff guys but will i b remembered 4 my posts or my sluttyness?
you'll be remembered for your trolling book report
Garfield
07-31-2016, 06:36 PM
maks just HAD to reply to me it ate at him for 12 hours he just couldnt take it anymore
Lisa Battery
08-01-2016, 02:01 AM
I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.
I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.
I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.
I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.
You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch
Lisa Battery
08-01-2016, 02:07 AM
You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch
It was just to point out what an actual retard he is.
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