where were YOU when garfield was going through his health issues??

[Desolation]

i was by him bedside for weeks!! you heartless fucks were no where to be seen!

[Wendy <3]

I was busy planning his funeral and trying to contact both of his fiends about it

[TheElJoe]

I was randomly visiting this forum and rooting for the cancer

[m0nde]

I was planning my visit to his funeral where he would have been marrying another corpse

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Garfield]

oh hey a thread about me hehe

[maks]

I wish I'd had a chance to euthanize him, now he's posting here again that's a fate worse than death

[Garfield]

ahhh classic maks98 i missed your misanthropic demeanor, how many versions of windows ten did you install today

[maks]

I think I was being p selfless actually, so eat a dick

[maks]

bonus points if that dick has a tumor in it

[Poopalew]

bonus points if that dick has a tumor in it

And what can we learn from their courage loyalty and friendship?

[Desolation]

this is the kinda posting i come for

[Garfield]

ive come for less

[maks]

if there's one thing I'm thankful for it's that garfield got really sick and almost died

[maks]

it's like I was a part of it, but didn't have to go through it myself or watch it happen to anyone I care about

[Garfield]

typical maks98 reply, i was literally waiting for you to say that. try and suprise us with good content just once on this forum

[maks]

best of both worlds

[maks]

typical maks98 reply, i was literally waiting for you to say that. try and suprise us with good content just once on this forum

you use a variation of that line no matter what I say, maybe next time you go under the knife you should ask them to install a sense of humor and a bit of originality

[Garfield]

youre retarded lmao

[maks]

and if they want to accidentally nick an artery that's cool too

[maks]

when are you scheduled to have your steveysgimmickfrom2007ectomy

[Garfield]

hur hur uhhh good one maks hurrr lets go troll lisa hurrrrr

[Garfield]

ugh i wish lisa was deadddd hurrrr

[Garfield]

hurrr hurrr linux hurrr

[maks]

are you going to make another thread about hamburgers before you die painfully of cancer/cancer related surgery?

[Garfield]

im always posting original content, all my own stuff i dont just copy cody

[maks]

are you having an existential crisis now that you've come to realize that getting sick is the most interesting thing you've ever done and you will never, ever top it?

[maks]

from "is he an akiraaa alt or some other b lister" to "that guy who had an operation once", gj only took 5 years

[Garfield]

are you going to make another thread about hamburgers before you die painfully of cancer/cancer related surgery?

when have you ever made a cooking thread? you havent. because its original content im not just following lisa and cag and replying with all the same regurgitated shit. im not afraid to make a bad post. live a little maks, be yourself, remove this veil of macho-ism you seem to think you hav to wear. ytmnsfw is accpeting of all levels of funny. take barry for instance did we kick him to the curb after he spilled his guts for gush? no. we rung him back in. i cannot emphasize it enough maks. one day you will look back at all of your posts and wish that just once you would have put alittle more heart into your posts

[Garfield]

i love you like a brother and you dont even realize it.

[maks]

I'm not reading that, go back to dying, that was the fun garfield

[Garfield]

i love you too maks. :)

[maks]

tell me about the pills they have to take and all the intrusive indignities and pokes and proddings I want to read about your suffering stop trying to be funny you're no good at it

[maks]

post pictures of your scars

[Garfield]

im here for you

[Garfield]

message me whenever you feel like your old self again

[Garfield]

just let the intimate moment exist, take the veil back off

[maks]

I see a lot of stevey's gimmick from 2007 and not a lot of scar pictures from a guy who's writing 15 paragraph diatribes about the importance of original content

[Garfield]

remove the veil

[maks]

have you been feeling sick lately what are the odds of a relapse or some sort of infection setting in

[maks]

make us your livejournal for a while lets examine the pain of garfield

[maks]

did your mother cry when you first told her? mine probably would

[Garfield]

just be yourself

[maks]

I'm being myself and you're not answering any of my questions

[maks]

did you cry when you told your mom? I probably wouldn't, I'm a man.

[maks]

show me on the doll where the bad man in the white coat hurt you with his scalpel

[Garfield]

live a little

[maks]

get cancer again that was fun for me

[Garfield]

youre not going to hurt my feelings i have god as my shield

[maks]

did you have a catheter

[Garfield]

no they said i would have to use one but my dick is literally so strong it healed itself and i can ejaculate over 20 feet

[maks]

how about a colostomy bag

[Garfield]

ugh no i dont care just stop replying to me its starting to creep me out

[maks]

when you were laid up did you have to have a nurse stick her finger up your ass and remove the shit like they do for quadriplegics

[maks]

totally irrelevant but i had to tell somebody and this comment was on the screen, but i just ate a jelly belly pear flavoured bean and i swear it even had like the texture of an actual pear, like, you know, kinda grainy and soft apple like, but like, squishy, like it had gone off somehow. it was really weird and kind of threw me off. unless you adore slightly off pears its probably something best avoided.

[Desolation]

good stuff guys but will i b remembered 4 my posts or my sluttyness?

[maks]

you'll be remembered for your trolling book report

[Garfield]

maks just HAD to reply to me it ate at him for 12 hours he just couldnt take it anymore

[Lisa Battery]

I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.

I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.

[juji]

I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.

I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.

You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch

[Lisa Battery]

You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch

It was just to point out what an actual retard he is.