I decided to say fuck it and try soda again

[Lisa Battery]

everything keeps getting worse and worse but I found something and I want you all to try it mountain dew voltage, the flavor says raspberry citrus flavor and ginseng, wtf is raspberry citrus do they mean raspberry, citrus as in oragnes or whatever, the fuck, idk man it tastes like double bubble I'm confused I don't think I like ginseng because I'm not a dumb faggot normal mountain dew used to be ok I don't like what it is now, same with red, and I tried the orange one it's ok but this voltage on eis the only one that doesn't taste like they'r etrying to turn earth into a real life fallout universe

[Wendy <3]

Try not posting

[lnopia the great]

drinking sugar drinks isnt going to help your diebities

[maks]

Try not posting

[Lisa Battery]

damn I gotta watch my diabetes

[jon]

a soda a day means the gout is here to stay

[Lisa Battery]

oh shit my gout

[Lisa Battery]

I wish you guys didn't hide behidn your keyboard and would fight me irl, knowing that I would fight you and would win with 0% effort makes the words you say on the forums that much worse I am so mad

[Lisa Battery]

I can undersatnd why the elder lizards don't wanna fight they're 80000000000 years old but you people need to either grow some balls or grow some good posts

[jon]

fighting is for codeys

[Lisa Battery]

phew man, that was a burn, again, idk how to even respnod, becxuse I'm so mad

[juji]

I wish you guys didn't hide behidn your keyboard and would fight me irl, knowing that I would fight you and would win with 0% effort makes the words you say on the forums that much worse I am so mad

fight you irl? oh god no, I will let your gout fights you.

[Wendy <3]

Remember when you rage quit over cag

[Battery Bits]

Says the gutless loser who just rage quit over me

[Lisa Battery]

sometimes I wonder if the new lizards here believe they stuff they're saying like the old lizards or if htey're saying it thinking it trolls me because they haven't figured out in 16 years I cannot be trolled it's really sad

[Wendy <3]

Says the gutless loser who just rage quit over me

Where am i raging exactly over you joining timnet? You whine when i post, you whine when i don't

[TheElJoe]

It's called pop you piece of shit :magpi:

[TheElJoe]

Also it's gonna make you fat again

[Lisa Battery]

what a sad life you must live if you don't even let yourself drink one soda every 13 or so years

[Poopalew]

what a sad life you must live if you don't even let yourself drink one soda every 13 or so years

Other scholars and translators suggest the gourd (AT) or bottle-gourd plant (NW).

[TheElJoe]

I just drink piss

[Lisa Battery]

ruby's not gonna appreciate you calling irn bru that

[Poopalew]

ruby's not gonna appreciate you calling irn bru that

It is another thing entirely though to engage in yelling slapping punching or reviling.

[juji]

I just drink a vase of nigger semen

[maks]

tell us more about how you had a drink lisa, tell us in great detail

[CAG <3]

I just drink piss

[Wendy <3]

I just drink piss

:magpi:

[Lisa Battery]

leave it to lizards to be shocked by something said 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years ago

[Wendy <3]

Lizard lizerd lizard lixard lizsrd lizard lozerf lizars lizart lizard lizard

[Lisa Battery]

good one

[CAG <3]

pretty sure josh steals all his awesome posts from the youtube comments section

[Lisa Battery]

he can't afford internet that can actually play the videos so the comments is all heha

[CAG <3]

he can't afford internet that can actually play the videos so the comments is all heha

josh told me he collects 60 inch smart tvs so thats probably why

[Lisa Battery]

I'm sure he just finds broken ones people threw out to toss into his really cool orginal super awesome garage

[Wendy <3]

Uh oh the former internet lovers are teaming up on me :sad:

[CAG <3]

where do you keep all your tvs?

[Wendy <3]

I have a 32" and a 50" plasma in my bedroom, 55" in the living room, a 32" in another bedroom, a 47" in another bedroom, a 32" on the wall of the patio room and some of them are in the basement

[Lisa Battery]

cool I can see why you can't understand someone wanting to have a life

[Wendy <3]

Says the guy who has a $1000 video card instead of using it towards owning a means of transportation

[CAG <3]

I have a 32" and a 50" plasma in my bedroom, 55" in the living room, a 32" in another bedroom, a 47" in another bedroom, a 32" on the wall of the patio room and some of them are in the basement

no one ever has a tv in the kitchen.

[Wendy <3]

There's no outlets not in use and i don't wanna run any cables or else I'd have one in there...same with the restroom facility

[CAG <3]

"restroom facility"

[Wendy <3]

Its where i go potty...

[Lisa Battery]

I"m surprised you can even leave your chair you're around pastor travis huge

[Wendy <3]

Says the kid who's never had a job at any moment in their existence and begs for money online because he's too lazy to work for anything

[Lisa Battery]

post a full body pic and a good reason as to you not even being able to afford to watch youtubes lol mr moneyman

[Wendy <3]

I've never seen another man so interested in another man's body before other than dirty harry

I don't watch your youtubes and said i couldn't for a long time because i figured that was a nice way of saying idgaf about the idiotic shit you record and think anyone cares about. WOW you uploaded a video of yourself playing a video game how fucking cool!!!

[CAG <3]

I"m surprised you can even leave your chair you're around pastor travis huge

what?

[CAG <3]

you better not be talking to me

[Lisa Battery]

cag

[CAG <3]

so i hear josh is fat fat fat

[Lisa Battery]

I think the only male lizard that wasn't was pat

[Lisa Battery]

tfw flagerchat left his house more than monde

[CAG <3]

josh is fat fat. he stays up all night posting and sleeps all day lmao

[Lisa Battery]

I feel really bad for foreverfats

[CAG <3]

its a good thing josh already told us he was a fat fat over at timnet

[Wendy <3]

Morbid obese and i don't even get 3 hours of sleep each night

[CAG <3]

don't eat before bed and shut off all your tv's.

[CAG <3]

self-inflicted insomnia.

[Lisa Battery]

oh wow, so he's a lizard, who knew lol


I mean that arm he posted could be someone else's the pic coulda been fake but that arm was literally pasotr travis size and jj is absoloutely terrified of getting his personal info leaked that's another gem from pj and yeah again I just feel really bad for him but like it also sucks really bad that I have someone like this on my bad side now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc&ab_channel=EricWareheim idk it's like yuo can mak efun of me for having soda for the first time in over 10 years but you gotta wonder why I wanna stop being friends with you when you're typing that while the'res' an iv of soda hooked into your heart lol ugh fuck I dont' even wanna type this cause I know he's just gonna say u mad and shit but he's gonar ead this howle thing and then not post a pic of his fat cause he's fat and it makes him mad and aaahhh I wish people would stop trying ot troll me I feel bad doing this shit lol

[CAG <3]

what arm? what post? who is pastor travis?

[Lisa Battery]

he posted pics of his generic garage he spray painted and shit like all spooky scary if all you've ever had in you rlife is movies cause you've never left the house now that I think of it that's why he decorated it 100% like a cheap movie set lol ok so yeah he was like look how cool I am you guys and in one pic he was holding something I don't remember but youcould see his hand up to his like almost elbow and to compare it to something he knows a lot about, movies, he was like the, anther thing he knows a lot about, marshmellow bit fat thing from ghostbusters pastro traivs was a poster who posted here who was that big and jj might be the first to rival him I don't think he was joking at all when he said he only manages 3 hours of sleep at night because he's busy sleeping all day heh

[CAG <3]

no wonder he is so mean to people

[Lisa Battery]

yeah I'm glad I was only almost fat enough to be a mean person and didn't actually make it

[Wendy <3]

If you've ever left your basement you'd be able to tell the difference between an old abandoned barn and a garage

[CAG <3]

cool story, fat fat

[Wendy <3]

self-inflicted insomnia.

It's because most of the jobs i've had doing shitty factory work were all 3rd shift

[Lisa Battery]

cool story, fat fat

[m0nde]

hey stevey, do you think you could pay me before end of business friday. i want to spend some of that money with my friends after work. thanks man

[CAG <3]

pizza

[m0nde]

did he return your pizza money yet?

[CAG <3]

no. all i've eaten today was a handful of raw almonds and spinach. jon says i can't have real food as punishment for smoking and i just might be lucky enough to get his scraps from tonight's dinner

[TheElJoe]

Almonds and spinach are real

[m0nde]

no. all i've eaten today was a handful of raw almonds and spinach. jon says i can't have real food as punishment for smoking and i just might be lucky enough to get his scraps from tonight's dinneryou have cans of dog food and a mandolin to make thumb chips right?

[CAG <3]

you have cans of dog food and a mandolin to make thumb chips right?

my thumb is already all healed up!

[CAG <3]

Almonds and spinach are real

try surviving on a handful of raw almonds and spinach each day. this is how i fucking feel right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTuGQ1XfRw

[m0nde]

anyway, did any of yuo hear from stevey? it's coming up on friday and i really want to get that money he owes me so i can spend it over the weekend.

[Lisa Battery]

the comments for that are hilarious

[TheElJoe]

try surviving on a handful of raw almonds and spinach each day. this is how i fucking feel right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTuGQ1XfRw

No thanks. I'll bring ya some blue bell... The flavors they just recalled for listeria