trip report: havent jacked off for 2 weeks

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I'm either going nuts or everywhere I go now girls are giving me the fuck me eyes

:feelsgood:

girl in the library this morning kept staring at me and shifting around like her pussy was getting wet I was gonna go up to her but I got a semi boner that wouldve gone full if I got up

[rootbeer]

ull have that

[lnopia the great]

so what your trying to say is girls are practically begging you to fuck them and you still haven't nutted in 2 weeks

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

living at my parents for the summer :cry:

[Howard Dean]

do your parents have like an anti-semen rule at the house or something

[timmy]

its common knowledge that if you dont ejaculate you are more awake and women pay more attention to you

[sex with dead people]

girl in the library this morning kept staring at me

What are you doing in a library? It's no wonder girls are looking at you. They're wondering why you're such a fag.

[lnopia the great]

incase you missed it its actually cause he looks awake

[Howard Dean]

just fapped i dont feel very sleepy

[TheElJoe]

i pass out when i jack off

[Howard Dean]

i masturbate right before i turn on the car

[timmy]

incase you missed it its actually cause he looks awake

well yea if you whack off every day without fail youre gonna have dark spots around your eyes and you arent gonna look your best

[stalker virus]

i wish you'd trip down a flight of stairs

[stalker virus]

now that would be a report i'd read

[sex with dead people]

I wish you'd go back to being a nice girl who played nintendo games instead of being so evil and cruel.

[Camoron]

i pass out when i jack off
be safe with that shit

[Camoron]

dont wanna :carradine: yoiurself

[Camoron]

http://todo-matrix.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_081/todo-matrix/David20Carradine20dead20450.jpg :carradine:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

since you are living with your parents have your mom jerk you off if you can't do it yourself

[syncan aka ken post jr]

parents are there to help you dadadan