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Battery Bits
11-19-2016, 10:07 PM
I give her kisses and she kisses me back and then licks my nose

Wendy <3
11-19-2016, 11:20 PM
I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

Desolation
11-20-2016, 11:57 AM
thats really sweet and cute


I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

jesus

maks
11-20-2016, 12:47 PM
I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

Battery Bits
11-20-2016, 08:27 PM
Yeah put your head in a car door and shut it repeatedly.

Lame ass try-hards.

Battery Bits
11-20-2016, 10:19 PM
My mum bought me a t-shirt

http://i.imgur.com/2uAVvmj.jpg

Wendy <3
11-20-2016, 11:00 PM
Kill yourself you stupid bitch nobody cares

Battery Bits
11-20-2016, 11:02 PM
Gather round my posts you no-life loser.

Mia just tried to drink my glass of cola

I told her "No! Cats don't drink cola!" so she ran away.

Battery Bits
11-20-2016, 11:04 PM
Oh she's back now and sniffing my foot, probably some evil scam for cola.

Battery Bits
11-20-2016, 11:05 PM
I can't turn my back on my drinks, everytime I turn around she has her little face in my glass trying to drink it and she waits until I'm not looking too

maks
11-21-2016, 05:46 AM
Kill yourself you stupid bitch nobody cares

rubycalaber
11-21-2016, 06:37 AM
my cat died three days ago :scotland:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/pix019.jpg~original

she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years :rip:

Battery Bits
11-21-2016, 06:49 AM
my cat died three days ago :scotland:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/pix019.jpg~original

she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years :rip:

Oh no. That's horrible. I'm sorry. I waited a year after Jazz died before I got Mia but I still miss her. It's nice to have Mia though. Your cat had a full life though. Looks like she had a good life too.

maks
11-22-2016, 07:13 AM
my cat died three days ago :scotland:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/pix019.jpg~original

she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years :rip:

at lest you didn't murder it like lisa

Battery Bits
11-22-2016, 07:50 AM
I kept her for as long as it was humane, probably a bit longer. I kept her alive for longer than the vet recommended (she wasn't expected to live as long as she did once she was sick) but in the end she was just suffering. It was the hardest call I had to make but she was over 20 years old which is like 100 human years for a cat. She was collapsing and needing water brought to her constantly and was down to just 3kgs in spite of me trying to get her eat as much as possible. I bought her the very best treats I could find, cat milk and tuna fillets and everything else. Gave her as much as she would eat, played her special cat music and had the vet make a house visit so she could die in her favorite spot. Even the vet nearly cried and was all teared up. He said I did an amazing job looking after her. I did the best thing I could for her before she suffered even more.

Wendy <3
11-22-2016, 12:53 PM
You fucked your dad before, but you didn't make a thread about that

Battery Bits
11-22-2016, 06:45 PM
No I didn't you brain damaged mental patient.

Wendy <3
11-22-2016, 10:10 PM
You broke your pussy on the bathtub aka gordon's dick

Desolation
11-22-2016, 11:37 PM
played her special cat music

oh come on

Desolation
11-22-2016, 11:54 PM
i like ur joan jett shirt

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 12:47 AM
oh come on

I did though, I go overboard spoiling my animals. That's the beauty of animals. You can spoil them as much you like and they don't turn into dicks like people do.

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 12:47 AM
i like ur joan jett shirt

Thanks :) my mumzy got it for me

maks
11-23-2016, 05:43 AM
You fucked your dad before, but you didn't make a thread about that

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 05:57 AM
Um no.

Maks lift your game.

Wendy <3
11-23-2016, 12:30 PM
At least you don't ever have to worry about getting a bra as a gift

maks
11-23-2016, 01:10 PM
At least you don't ever have to worry about getting a bra as a gift

Desolation
11-23-2016, 05:00 PM
killgreys is out of control

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 06:35 PM
It's true, my tits are pert as.

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 06:38 PM
That's not killgreys by the way

Wendy <3
11-23-2016, 10:04 PM
Stop acting like you know wtf is going on with shit that happened long before you came here and shit this place up so badly

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 10:46 PM
You're not killgreys. You are some sad fucking loser male who still sponges off his sick mom and never worked a day in his life. You are obsessed with me and have been for YEARS. You are not some hot chick called killgreys you fucking sad pathetic marco twin loser.

Wendy <3
11-23-2016, 11:11 PM
Not even sure where this sick mother stuff even originated from at this point, or the rest of the shit you think you know about me for that matter


You still have no clue what the killgreys stuff is even about

Desolation
11-23-2016, 11:22 PM
chillgreys

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 11:27 PM
Not even sure where this sick mother stuff even originated from at this point, or the rest of the shit you think you know about me for that matter


You still have no clue what the killgreys stuff is even about
You tried to pretend to be a chick called killgreys. Really complex shit. You yourself have posted that you live with your mother. There really is nothing else about your life, never worked a day in your life, never had a girlfriend, no-one has ever been interested in you. Probably why you are so obsessed with my life.

You're boring, about as good a poster as marco is and have less of a life than anyone who has ever posted here.

Al the "06ers" say you are a shit poster and always have been.

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 11:27 PM
chillgreys

It's not. It's as retarded as marco.

Wendy <3
11-23-2016, 11:45 PM
I've never once claimed to be that killgreys person. Monde and cberry started that shit (because i was constantly being racist to them) and it still continues to this day


And the other stuff, link to where i said that

Battery Bits
11-23-2016, 11:48 PM
Wow what a great story.

Sorry unlike you I have an actual life of my own and don't have all your posts categorised or saved like you do mine.

You have no life to post about, you sponge off your sick mother you don't contribute to and never worked a day in your life. Forever alone with only my posts for you to cling to.

Wendy <3
11-24-2016, 08:38 PM
It's like you made up another story in your deranged mind or something

Battery Bits
11-24-2016, 08:43 PM
Um no that's pretty accurate and your story not mine

Battery Bits
11-24-2016, 08:43 PM
What fucking little of a life you have is all there

Wendy <3
11-24-2016, 10:25 PM
Do you need instructions on using the search feature or something

maks
11-24-2016, 10:34 PM
It's like you made up another story in your deranged mind or something

Desolation
11-24-2016, 11:35 PM
I've never once claimed to be that killgreys person. Monde and cberry started that shit (because i was constantly being racist to them) and it still continues to this day

we dox'd you you hot slut get over it

Battery Bits
11-24-2016, 11:40 PM
That's bad Deso

Maks lift your game.

I am appraising you all

Deso make me my special section now

Desolation
11-24-2016, 11:43 PM
i'll make you get a special c section when i rape the shit out of you and cum inside while choking you out

Wendy <3
11-24-2016, 11:46 PM
That sounds like something gordon has said before

Battery Bits
11-24-2016, 11:59 PM
i'll make you get a special c section when i rape the shit out of you and cum inside while choking you out

Damn you you arousing bitch.

rubycalaber
11-25-2016, 12:01 AM
dont cuck me lisa

Battery Bits
11-25-2016, 12:04 AM
dont cuck me lisa

I'm gonna fuck all your girlfriends ruby, don't try and stop me

rubycalaber
11-25-2016, 12:11 AM
:flashfap:

maks
11-25-2016, 06:27 AM
That sounds like something gordon has said before

Battery Bits
11-27-2016, 02:26 AM
K I already posted this at juggalo.com but today I put on a video for Mia of birds and squirrels and stuff, she took a running jump and tried to jump into the tv with a *thud*. Here is her moments after trying to jump into the tv

http://i.imgur.com/86n04FI.jpg

Battery Bits
11-27-2016, 05:16 PM
I woke up with Mia in my arms, her head pressed up against mine with her arm over me, it was the cutest thing in the whole wide world, she had come and given me a full on cuddle in my sleep