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maks
03-04-2017, 08:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gS6reyM.jpg

pray for mojo

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 09:18 AM
:0replies:

Desolation
03-04-2017, 09:44 AM
What happened?

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 10:47 AM
Did you overdose on pills? That would be super ironic, but still really sad. Please get better I love you okay bye. <3 <3

CAG <3
03-04-2017, 11:11 AM
Get well soon, buddy. Hope there is wifi in the hospital

Desolation
03-04-2017, 11:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gS6reyM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wQhlSi2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3mLCZjU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Gfxdyw0.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/h8sKVPo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NKL1jOT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gza0W0i.jpg

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 11:40 AM
lmao

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 11:43 AM
yeah it would be great if he ended up in a wheelchair or dead but he isn't worth all this text I don't wanna give lizards any more attention just let them all die lol

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 11:44 AM
Since when is Maks a lizard? Hasn't he been here almost as long as me? :/

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 11:47 AM
I am not going to sit here and discuss lizards

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 11:48 AM
my nieces are here we're having a lot of fun I'm just happy knowing a lizard is suffering for making us all suffer with their terrible lizard posts

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 11:48 AM
something told me to swing by the forums my karma alarm was going off again I love life

CAG <3
03-04-2017, 12:02 PM
Go away stevie. Nobody loves you lmao

juji
03-04-2017, 12:04 PM
Stfu steffies

What happened to your testicles maks?

maks
03-04-2017, 12:12 PM
I had my gall bladder remopved. I shoyuld have had it removed 10 years ago so it's was all fucked up and I had to stay an extra night. that thing in the picture is a drain from where my gall bladder used to be

maks
03-04-2017, 12:12 PM
I'm hopme now and highj as fuck on percoset

Desolation
03-04-2017, 12:14 PM
mix it with some vodka u wanna get lit?

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 12:17 PM
Owie </3

Desolation
03-04-2017, 12:18 PM
glad ur better

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:23 PM
good news gabi and I are now friends on skype and I love the fact marks is suffering lisa please lisa beacon come back karma's happening like a mother fucker on this forum deso's stuck with another goat and marks is going to die a bad person and a lizard are both getting what they deserve this is fucking awesome

Desolation
03-04-2017, 12:24 PM
why can't you just be nice?

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 12:25 PM
good news gabi and I are now friends on skype and I love the fact marks is suffering lisa please lisa beacon come back karma's happening like a mother fucker on this forum deso's stuck with another goat and marks is going to die a bad person and a lizard are both getting what they deserve this is fucking awesome

Stevey we can only be friends if you're going to be nice to other people, okay? Good vibes only.
Namaste

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:28 PM
lol if it wasn't marks but it's marks, he deserves to die, he is a bad poster, I have no idea why anyone is giving him sympathy right now he's fucking annoying oh am I evil you guys wah wah look I'm so evil dead cat you guys oh so cool I'm nothing at all like cody you fuckers

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:28 PM
it's cool to dress up as jay and silent bob that's what cool people do, cool people fucking love kevin smith

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:28 PM
please bleed out

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 12:36 PM
You need a nap

Wendy <3
03-04-2017, 12:37 PM
Get well soon nigga. You're gonna need your strength to battle the incoming lizard invasion

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:45 PM
stop pretending marks isn't a lizard you're pissing me off just kidding his suffering makes me too happy to be mad god damn this si fucking funny as fucking shit

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 12:48 PM
lisa beacon

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maks
03-04-2017, 01:02 PM
itt stevey trashing my posting style while aping my posting style

maks
03-04-2017, 01:02 PM
too fucking meta for me, I'm not sure what I did to hurt his feelings but I'm nopt sorry about it

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:03 PM
ah just like cody and lisa, marks invented everything on the internet truly the jay and silent bob of forums

maks
03-04-2017, 01:03 PM
Get well soon nigga. You're gonna need your strength to battle the incoming lizard invasion

fuck they're coming back I thought they all died of old age

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:04 PM
I really don't get how anyone can tell marks and cody apart I bet if the usernames were switched everyone else would realize there's no difference

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:04 PM
the good news is a lizard is currently dying there's nothing to discuss here just gotta cheer death on

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CYkZcPYXQI

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 01:08 PM
:lizard:

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:12 PM
someone photoshop a heel stomping that lizard's eye and put a colostomy bag on it too or whatever that is marks is dying into

MGTOWSteveyos
03-04-2017, 01:13 PM
lisa plug drugs lisa plug drugs you two don't have to get along but you both need to come celebrate that's for sure

CAG <3
03-04-2017, 01:29 PM
I don't understand why it makes Stevie so angry that everyone is unironically wishing marks a speedy recovery lmao

Gabi-xx
03-04-2017, 01:31 PM
I don't understand why it makes Stevie so angry that everyone is unironically wishing marks a speedy recovery lmao

Stevey doesn't full grasp heartfelt concern for other people sometimes
He only understands :care:

Wendy <3
03-04-2017, 01:40 PM
I don't understand why it makes Stevie so angry that everyone is unironically wishing marks a speedy recovery lmao

Because nobody feels sorry for him anymore whenever he makes one of his deathbed threads

juji
03-04-2017, 03:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qyu53kh.png

juji
03-04-2017, 03:14 PM
That sucks maks, I hope you get better, it seems it's time to change your habit.

maks
03-04-2017, 03:34 PM
That sucks maks, I hope you get better, it seems it's time to change your habit.

I've had stones for 10 years, I shouldn't have waited to have this done it's going to improve the fuck out of my quality of life and I got percoset to get me over the pain from the surgery plus I get a paid week off from work

thanks for the concern though seriously it means a lot

maks
03-05-2017, 01:38 PM
I'm feeling fine today, minor pain when I stand up or cough or blow my nose, but I'm bored as fuck and stuck with the realization that my doctor ordered me not to drive for a week and this is day 1 of being stuck in my apartment all day like some kind of stevey or lisa or other useless slob

maks
03-05-2017, 01:39 PM
I built a working laptop out of spare parts and set up a test lab to learn server 2016 but I need to find some new projects or I'm going to be bored as fuck a man can only play so much skyrim

Gabi-xx
03-05-2017, 02:09 PM
I built a working laptop out of spare parts and set up a test lab to learn server 2016 but I need to find some new projects or I'm going to be bored as fuck a man can only play so much skyrim
First of all, how dare you. Secondly, I'm glad you're not dead. <3

Wendy <3
03-05-2017, 03:08 PM
Don't get hooked on painkillers and start doing heroin unless you want lisa to fall in love with you

Gabi-xx
03-05-2017, 03:10 PM
Don't get hooked on painkillers and start doing heroin unless you want lisa to fall in love with you

She will have to fight me for him

Wendy <3
03-05-2017, 03:18 PM
You'll be out of the picture because psycho steve will probably abduct you, dismember you, and then wear your face and lady regions as his own

Gabi-xx
03-05-2017, 03:19 PM
Yeah well I guess that's what you get for being nice to people

Gabi-xx
03-05-2017, 03:26 PM
Tell my 10 kids I love them

maks
03-05-2017, 05:00 PM
if I was going to get hooked I would have when I had to always have them available in case a stone popped up, after I heal from my surgery I probably won't ever need another one

Wendy <3
03-05-2017, 06:09 PM
Send the rest of them to plug drugs and hope he dies shoving them up his ass

maks
03-05-2017, 09:22 PM
I keep it squirreled away in case I sprain my wrist or want to come down from a coke binge, I like to have some on hand and after this I'm going to have a shitload left over

maks
03-05-2017, 09:22 PM
got muscle relaxers too

Gabi-xx
03-05-2017, 09:29 PM
Well I guess we know why you're gall bladder hated you :P

Wendy <3
03-05-2017, 10:56 PM
I usually hoard cases of enemas at my house

CAG <3
03-06-2017, 01:20 AM
RIP marks98

maks
03-06-2017, 02:12 AM
should I pull my stiches out? they're itchy

Wendy <3
03-06-2017, 10:23 AM
Are they supposed to fall out on their own orwhat

Gabi-xx
03-06-2017, 10:32 AM
Do it on cam

maks
03-06-2017, 11:02 AM
I dunno they still have gauze over them, for all I know they already fell out

maks
03-06-2017, 11:03 AM
I'm gonna go to home depot get one of these guys https://www.amazon.com/Eyemax-Snake-Camera-Fiber-Endoscope/dp/B008DYHY04 and then pull out my stitches and ram that sucker up in my torso I've always wondered what it looks like in there

Gabi-xx
03-06-2017, 11:33 AM
Brb vomiting

maks
03-06-2017, 11:42 AM
don't tell me you've never been curious what your pancreas looks like

juji
03-06-2017, 12:22 PM
I'm gonna go to home depot get one of these guys https://www.amazon.com/Eyemax-Snake-Camera-Fiber-Endoscope/dp/B008DYHY04 and then pull out my stitches and ram that sucker up in my torso I've always wondered what it looks like in there

You should look up how to sterilize endoscope before to commit

maks
03-06-2017, 12:47 PM
I'vwe got a couple of nipper bottles of whiskey, should do the trick

Wendy <3
03-14-2017, 12:20 AM
Did you have to pull them out and are you getting a blizzard

maks
03-14-2017, 08:04 AM
they sort of disolved and became part of the scabs, and yeah I can barely see out there

maks
03-14-2017, 08:07 AM
http://imgur.com/RdPlhpd.jpg

maks
03-14-2017, 08:08 AM
most of new england is supposed to get like 2ft, stevey's going to die probably

maks
03-14-2017, 08:18 AM
also I missed 48 hours for my surgery and only had 37 hours of PTO time, but my boss paid me for the whole time and let me keep my PTO hours, I work for the best fucking company

Lina Goldberg
03-14-2017, 08:26 AM
I'm guessing we've been getting 3inches an hour now that we are in it completely

maks
03-14-2017, 10:21 AM
I thought cambodia was in the jungle

Lina Goldberg
03-14-2017, 11:25 AM
I thought cambodia was in the jungle

what's the point of being an expatriate if I can't humblebrag IRL back in Williamsburg?

maks
03-14-2017, 11:51 AM
what are your thoughts about launching a genocide against the educated class and converting the entire country into a purely agrarian society

maks
03-14-2017, 11:52 AM
did you forget to pack a wife?

Lina Goldberg
03-14-2017, 12:24 PM
what are your thoughts about launching a genocide against the educated class and converting the entire country into a purely agrarian society

where we're headed there won't be anyone around to commit genocide against and an agrarian permaculture will be the only way of life.

maks
03-14-2017, 12:34 PM
I watched snowpiercer last night and I was all yeah that is totally an accurate representation of modern day amerikkka so I'm a tankie now I spent all day on the internet defending stalin and praising bernie sanders but complaining that he doesn't go far enough

maks
03-14-2017, 12:35 PM
I guess we're both jello biafra

maks
03-14-2017, 12:37 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Becomethemedia.JPG/220px-Becomethemedia.JPG

wow what a subtle yet powerful message, that is a great cover for a spoken word album by a formerly C level famous but now middle aged and broke punk rocker who aspires to be an edgier michael moore

maks
03-14-2017, 12:38 PM
I think that album made $3 but it's not about the money it's about gettiong his message out, his stupid stupid message that I am 100% willing to pay $25 for and spend 6 hours listening to

Wendy <3
03-14-2017, 01:40 PM
That would be great if stevey got trapped in a snow drift along the road he sleeps on and died

maks
03-14-2017, 01:48 PM
his van is made of tegra notes that means it's 9999999999999999999x better in every way than any other vehicle on the road under every condition

Wendy <3
03-14-2017, 01:56 PM
The sooner he dies the sooner i can be happy

Gabi-xx
03-14-2017, 02:20 PM
The sooner he dies the sooner i can be happy

+1

Wendy <3
03-14-2017, 04:08 PM
:clap:

maks
03-14-2017, 04:36 PM
I'll bet you've never even eaten a bowl of underwear you nerd virgin

CAG <3
03-14-2017, 06:04 PM
how about eating a bowl of shit?

maks
03-14-2017, 06:15 PM
why so hostile today

maks
03-14-2017, 06:15 PM
don't sass talk like that to jon he'll give you the back of his hand

juji
03-14-2017, 06:58 PM
I will worry she will have Parkinson disease when she becomes old

maks
03-14-2017, 07:13 PM
he's not going to let her become old

maks
03-14-2017, 07:15 PM
one of these days bang zoom straight to the grave clarissa!

Lina Goldberg
03-14-2017, 07:54 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8f/Becomethemedia.JPG/220px-Becomethemedia.JPG

wow what a subtle yet powerful message, that is a great cover for a spoken word album by a formerly C level famous but now middle aged and broke punk rocker who aspires to be an edgier michael moore

There's always room for Jello

juji
03-14-2017, 07:55 PM
he's not going to let her become old

She doesn't understand the reality

Wendy <3
03-14-2017, 08:26 PM
That cag person is really disrespectful

maks
03-14-2017, 09:13 PM
I asked her what was wrogn on steam but she never got back to me, I think she's really upset about something but I can't imagine what

Gabi-xx
03-14-2017, 09:25 PM
You made her feel bad with your fitness comments! Jeez you're insensitive.

maks
03-14-2017, 10:33 PM
Never tell your password to anyone
No: Why did you tell me to eat a bowl of shit that's not very neighborly
cody jr: You need to stop talking about jon hitting me
cody jr: because every time you do he actually hits me, hard too
cody jr: I can barely see out of my left eye because of that crack you made earlier today

juji
03-14-2017, 10:47 PM
It seems she is under Jon's mental control

Wendy <3
03-15-2017, 12:44 AM
Maybe if she keeps her training up she'll be able to fight back one day

Poopalew
03-15-2017, 11:29 AM
Maybe if she keeps her training up she'll be able to fight back one day

He desired to equip Timothy to protect the congregations under his supervision from apostasy and other harmful influences.

maks
03-15-2017, 11:37 PM
It seems she is under Jon's mental control

yeah it's sad really she used to be a human being now she's a pet

CAG <3
03-16-2017, 11:03 PM
i put my pants on one leg at a time

rubycalaber
03-16-2017, 11:08 PM
He desired to equip Timothy to protect the congregations under his supervision from apostasy and other harmful influences.

poopalew knows tim is very anti-degeneracy

juji
03-17-2017, 05:40 AM
Rare pic of abandoned cag's son

http://i.imgur.com/7IL2EZj.png

Wendy <3
03-17-2017, 11:01 AM
He's adorable