shang high hong kong egg foo young

[CAG <3]

:nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd:Fortune cookie always wrong!

[maks]

I'll never trust people in chinese restaurants not to play joke and go pee pee in my coke

[Gabi-xx]

Good ol' blatantly racist Disney

[juji]

Fortune cookies are invented in San Francisco

[Lina Goldberg]

sifu ho ho (https://youtu.be/zBbBc5UYqDw)

[Lina Goldberg]

http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-pregnant-zoom-a57d196e-e90d-41ed-b0b2-4ace73869b4d.jpg

ho ho is expecting again

[Lina Goldberg]

hope it's not being raised by the nihlism inducing disembodied mandarin speaking Morgan Freeman zuckerhome AI as its older ho ho

[CAG <3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR7VhRq2yns

[CAG <3]

I bet Mark Zuckerberg hires other men to fuck his wife.

[CAG <3]

http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-pregnant-zoom-a57d196e-e90d-41ed-b0b2-4ace73869b4d.jpg

ho ho is expecting again

he's just got that look about it

[Desolation]

asians AI is getting better every year

[jon]

sartee surplise

[Lina Goldberg]

https://youtu.be/Mh4f9AYRCZY
I have an Asian wife

ho ho (https://youtu.be/iRAsgvCwQvg)

[CAG <3]

You can tell he's gonna smack the shit out of her later

[CAG <3]

sifu ho ho (https://youtu.be/zBbBc5UYqDw)
jesus lmao

[Gabi-xx]

You can tell he's gonna smack the shit out of her later

It makes me so sad that you can recognize that kind of thing. :'(

[Wendy <3]

:sickburn:

[maks]

It makes me so sad that you can recognize that kind of thing. :'(

it's only been like a year too

[Wendy <3]

How many real life lmaos could you take before beating her

[maks]

is she actually laughing her ass off or saying "ell emm ayy ohh"? if it's latter, then one, and she wouldn't survive it.

[Wendy <3]

Idk but she needs beaten either way

[Lina Goldberg]

she pours through the door like Kramer and drags her daughter across the floor and outta the room until it gets wedged in the doorway with the infant walker, no honor whatsoever

[CAG <3]

she pours through the door like Kramer and drags her daughter across the floor and outta the room until it gets wedged in the doorway with the infant walker, no honor whatsoever

now im just confused

[Desolation]

It makes me so sad that you can recognize that kind of thing. :'(

christ

[maks]

Idk but she needs beaten either way

she already gets beaten on a regular basis, give jon a break he's a spindly guy his arms get tired

[maks]

it's not like he has the core or upper body strength to pin her against the wall by her throat, probably the best he can manage is a open handed slap, shoving down the stairs, and the occasional kidney punch

[maks]

we should do a potcast about this, get a few tips and techniques from jon about making do with what the good lord gave you

[maks]

we could also ask him how he justifies his white supremacy when most aryan superiority philosophies don't even consider slavs white and in fact rank them below jews

[Wendy <3]

I bet thats why cag has to walk the dogs because he's too frail

[juji]

I'm starting to think Steffies Yelle is new Chris-chan

[CAG <3]

Julia oh julia

[maks]

cag tell jon to come answer my questions I have a lot of them

[CAG <3]

You actually want me to encourage someone to post at this horrible forum on a saturday

[CAG <3]

In fact, I would love some fried rice.

[maks]

I want to ask him how he manages to beat a woman who could probably kick his ass if she tried

[Lina Goldberg]

In fact, I would love some fried rice.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OfO9nXgAE-Imr.jpg

[maks]

can we please add this as a smiley

:merge:

http://afewofmyfavoritethings.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Vivesection.jpg

[CAG <3]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OfO9nXgAE-Imr.jpg

CUCK

[CAG <3]

man how did mark zuckerberg land himself such a fine ho?

[maks]

she looks like margaret cho

[Nuffy]

I'm not so sure shes all that fine. Probably gives an amazing massage and handjob.

[Poopalew]

I'm not so sure shes all that fine. Probably gives an amazing massage and handjob.

Even the usual pecking order evident at feeding time and on other occasions is set aside when a small team began translating

[Lina Goldberg]

http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-pregnant-zoom-a57d196e-e90d-41ed-b0b2-4ace73869b4d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bhohlwo.jpg

my wife is Asian.

[CAG <3]

lol

[CAG <3]

appropriate thread

[CAG <3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlQYqQs0R3w

[rubycalaber]

http://i.imgur.com/bhohlwo.jpg

my wife is Asian.

cant believe teknorat and his wife killed all those people in los vegas, I should never have bought him that gun