My cat has herpes

[Battery Bits]

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[CAG <3]

lmao. you gave the herpes to your cat

[Battery Bits]

No, she's a shelter cat so she picked it up there, it's a different kind of herpes than people get you can't give herpes to a cat from a human and vice versa

[Gabi-xx]

Wut

[Battery Bits]

lol I know, I told my mum and she didn't believe me, but it's true and apparently very common especially in shelter cats.

[CAG <3]

lol dont worry, i was kiddin

[CAG <3]

change thread title to "my pussy has herpes"

[Battery Bits]

Leave my rep alone Deso you fuckhead. Stop making work for everyone, you're a selfish pile of shit, I don't lose my rep just because YOU are a two-faced fuckhead thanks. Fuck off.

[Battery Bits]

Just more work for ruby. Mind your own business.

[Battery Bits]

Fucking two-faced, snot faced, twat headed twerp.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

welcome back Elisa McBernstein

[Desolation]

a college professor used to tell me life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

[Battery Bits]

a college professor used to tell me life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it
Don't displace that crap on this. This was YOU. Go fuck yourself instead. Do ruby a favor and give me a decent ammount back so he doesn't have to everytime you're a fuckhead and just stop it dickhead.

[Battery Bits]

Like that is an excuse for you to be a fuckhead.

[Battery Bits]

Like you just have to cause shit, you can't leave well enough alone, disgusting.

[Gabi-xx]

Welcome back, girl. Things were getting boring around here.

[Battery Bits]

Welcome back, girl. Things were getting boring around here.

Thanks sweety but I'm going again until I get my rep back and Deso stops being a nasty pile of fuckhead.

It's not on.

[juji]

You let cat outside and cat caught with cold


Most ameritards don't know there is cold in south hemisphere in spring

[BGD INCARNATE]

how did the dead cat in the freezer contract herpes?

[BGD INCARNATE]

You let cat outside and cat caught with cold


Most ameritards don't know there is cold in south hemisphere in spring

edit - lashed out. you're probably right that most americans don't know that, but i hate 80% of this country

[juji]

you're deaf and dumb shut up.



You're offended, you don't know how to handle this situation.


This behavior is one of the most common causes of upper respiratory infections in cats.

[BGD INCARNATE]

You're offended, you don't know how to handle this situation.


This behavior is one of the most common causes of upper respiratory infections in cats.

i am a graduate of two top 100 world universities... one of which is in the top 15. how dare you question my american exceptionalism!!!

[juji]

I'm an nihilist like I don't believe in nationalism, I'm just sharing the stadistics how they fail at geography

[maks]

lisa you did as I asked and stayed away from the forum until something fucked up happened in your life and you came to tell us all about it. I never thought you could live up to our deal, I'm proud of you.

so once you're done answering questions about your whore cat you'll be leaving again right?

[Wendy <3]

Now this forum has herpes again

[maks]

this is fine, I want to hear from lisa when she has an abortion or worms or her cat gets an std, ideally she'd drop in 4 or 5 times a year, tell tell us a story about something really fucked up that happened to her, answer questions about it for a few hours, then leave. that would be the perfect lisa scenario.

[Wendy <3]

The perfect scenario would be that donny kid posting lisa's obituary for us all to laugh about

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

welcome back Elisa McBernstein

just plop an INTJ there and be like, yeah im this unfound genius

[Battery Bits]

Welcome back, girl. Things were getting boring around here.

So there maks.

[maks]

she's being sarcastic and mocking you you idiot

[Battery Bits]

she's being sarcastic and mocking you you idiot

No she isn't you fucking retard. She is what you call a "nice person". Somethimg you know nothing about.

[maks]

well I'm sure you know more about gabi than I do, I've only known her for 11 years

[Battery Bits]

You have posted in the same forum as her and not for 11 years straight. This does not mean you know her.

I know reno and her are both sweeties.

[maks]

they are, and they both despise you

[Battery Bits]

No they are both sweeties to me and I love them. You can't come between us.

Reno doesn't have to hang out with me on skype on weekends but he does so screw you.

They are MY cuties, I'll fight you.

[maks]

I don't need to come between you, they already hate you there'd be nothing for me to do if I tried

[Battery Bits]

You're trying to steal my sweeties.

[maks]

if you eat your whole bottle of sleeping pills on cam I will paypal you $100

[Battery Bits]

if you eat your whole bottle of sleeping pills on cam I will paypal you $100

I'll take 5 of them for $100

[maks]

how many are left

[Battery Bits]

how many are left

7 or 8

[maks]

save them, get your refill, I'll give you $250 to take the remainder of this bottle and the entirety of the new one

[Battery Bits]

Nah

[maks]

$250 us that's $326 au you could buy a lot of weed for $326

[Battery Bits]

$250 us that's $326 au you could buy a lot of weed for $326

I don't think after a bottle of sleeping tablets I would need much weed

[Nuffy]

Depends on the sleeping tablets. You could take an entire bottle of melatonin and be fine. Trust me.

[maks]

what kind of pills are they and what's the dosage

[Battery Bits]

Just temazepam

[maks]

take 12 and combine them with alcohol. $150USD

[Battery Bits]

take 12 and combine them with alcohol. $150USD

How much alcohol? I can't drink much these days

[maks]

"lethal dose of 700mg or 70 10mg tabs."

you'll be fine

[maks]

How much alcohol? I can't drink much these days

a lot

[Nuffy]

Lisa, this is why I hate you.

[Battery Bits]

I could maybe with 2 drinks, I'd need to set aside two days though because I'd be pretty ruined

[Nuffy]

Like, just fucking start drinking until youre dead. Why do you need specific instructions for such a simple task?

[Battery Bits]

Lisa, this is why I hate you.

I really don't care

[Battery Bits]

Like, just fucking start drinking until youre dead. Why do you need specific instructions for such a simple task?
Because maks could buy me an exit bag for that much, way easier

[Nuffy]

But you should. Really you should. Your entire existence should be centered around my approval.

[maks]

how much would it take for you to eat 25 pills and drink a pint of 80 proof whiskey

[Battery Bits]

how much would it take for you to eat 25 pills and drink a pint of 80 proof whiskey

I'd throw up

[maks]

answer the question

[Battery Bits]

answer the question
Meh

[maks]

I'm willing to make this happen I'll even crowdfund it

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

just plop an INTJ there and be like, yeah im this unfound genius

[maks]

you never answered the question, how much to take 25 pills and drink a pint of whiskey or vodka on cam

[Battery Bits]

you never answered the question, how much to take 25 pills and drink a pint of whiskey or vodka on cam

Nah I'd just vomit