EXCLUSIVE: Lisa's toothless junkie internet boyfriend had a heart attack

[maks]

He's still in the hospital, lets pray that his recovery goes badly

[Battery Bits]

He's doing well.

And he's only missing one tooth snaggles.

[Lexi Persimmons]

why even try and save these fuking worthless pos.


imagine what the emergency room cost will be.

[maks]

someone needs to get to worcester and inject a bit of air into his iv

[juji]

Lack of exercise and he was using drugs

[juji]

Irresponsible

[juji]

I always think as positive in my new home, stay away from negatives such as laziness and drugs

[Desolation]

black tar has his heartrate dipped

[Wendy <3]

He's responsible for lisa turning into a cow and she will be next in line

[maks]

black tar has his heartrate dipped

here's hoping it dips a bit lower

[Desolation]

junkies repulse me

[maks]

yeah it's incredibly easy to do drugs responsibly and avoid letting them get out of control, I have little respect for people who can't handle that

[Battery Bits]

He's been clean for 2 years

[juji]

He's been clean for 2 years

I think he lied you

[juji]

I guess since he told you he 's been clean for 2 years, after of telling you that, he used black tar of joy

[Desolation]

yeah elz is probably right. he would have done something other than nod off for 2 years.

[clay]

exclusive I wish he had died

[Poopalew]

exclusive I wish he had died

To be sure it is a mustard grain you would say to this black mulberry tree Be uprooted and planted in the sea!

[CAG <3]

what kinda drugs is he on that makes him have a heart attack at 30?

[maks]

heroin

[CAG <3]

https://www.discoveryplace.info/why-heroin-withdrawals-are-deadly was he withdrawing?

[juji]

Black tar = covered heroin

[Desolation]

kurt cobain and trainspotting that website is telling me to do heroin i wanna be cool

[Wendy <3]

Herp lisa for bringing that junkie piece of shit here

[Desolation]

lisa really does attract tons of revolting drug addicts

[maks]

who else would voluntarily be seen with her

[juji]

who else would voluntarily be seen with her

Any juggalo around the world

[Wendy <3]

please herp her she is so ugly and fat and flat chested she's fucking disgusting

[doctor remulak]

she is so ugly and fat

I am Doctor Remulak.

[Wendy <3]

Rip rubynet

[Nuffy]

Yay!!!

[juji]

God, now you can leave

[Nuffy]

I guess now you can all leave! Yay!

[Nuffy]

And you don't have to call me God. It's flattering, and somewhat accurate- but completely unnecessary

[juji]

God, now you can leave

[juji]

Actually I mean good instead of god, lol

[Desolation]

Donnie you're on your deathbed. Shootup one last time. It won't hurt anything. Remember melting into bed. The way you can taste the sparkling lights.

[Wendy <3]

Being dead would be better than having to endure that crazy meth head ever again

[rubycalaber]

why even try and save these fuking worthless pos.


imagine what the emergency room cost will be.

I remember I used to think isn't it weird people spend so much money on veterinary care when human medicine needs funding, but then I watched a documentary on an american ER and saw that almost every single time it was their fault for being there either because they are obese as fuck and having health problems, have drunk so much or taken so much drugs they are fucked, were doing something stupid like climbing on a roof unsecured or just straight up deserved it like got shot while trying to stick up a gas station and I was like oh ok fuck it give all the money to the pets never mind

[Wendy <3]

You gave money to an invalid

[Buttholio]

I don't know who Lisa is, I don't know who her boyfriend is, I don't know who wendy is etc etc. Who the fuck are all these fresh fags in this shit hole...

[Nuffy]

Lot of fun rush fags that's for sure.

[maks]

why are you still here buffy

[Poopalew]

why are you still here buffy

Soon you will welcome back the one you miss so much.

[Nuffy]

why are you still here buffy

Boredom typically. Though this bored hasn't helped much with that recently. Did you know Lisa is posting pictures of you at SM?

[Wendy <3]

Buffy is gone


Yay!!!

[maks]

Boredom typically. Though this bored hasn't helped much with that recently. Did you know Lisa is posting pictures of you at SM?

I posted those pictures myself, not sure why she thinks it would bother me to repost them

[Nuffy]

I think if it was me, I'd be super creeped out by a complete stranger posting pictures of me at a completely different forum.

For example, if any of the weirdos from here started posting pictures of a poster from SM... that would be a little strange.

[maks]

depends a lot on how wacky they look I guess. I'm nothing exciting, your run of the mill boring average nerd, I don't understand the appeal. if I had a wyatt earp mustache or giant tumors on my face or something I'd get it.

[maks]

you don't have giant tumors on your face do you if so post pictures itt

[Wendy <3]

Why did you herp buffy then unherp buffy? Just to make me sad?

[maks]

me? I didn't do anything what do you mean

[Wendy <3]

depends a lot on how wacky they look I guess. I'm nothing exciting, your run of the mill boring average nerd, I don't understand the appeal. if I had a wyatt earp mustache or giant tumors on my face or something I'd get it.

I bet lisa touches herself looking at your pics

[Wendy <3]

He was herped earlier today along with lexi

[maks]

at least I have all my teeth

[Wendy <3]

That probably disappoints lisa

[juji]

I think if it was me, I'd be super creeped out by a complete stranger posting pictures of me at a completely different forum.

For example, if any of the weirdos from here started posting pictures of a poster from SM... that would be a little strange.

Grow your balls, bro

[Wendy <3]

Grow your balls, bro



Who is the slut in your avatar?

[Nuffy]

Me herped? When did this take place?

Just some strange folk around these here parts. Strange folk indeed.

[maks]

it's a trolling forum buffy, we think your grouphugs and moral support and "hey lets hang irl bud <3" is strange too, and more than a little gay, like actually a lot gay

[maks]

you only have 2 trolls and you banned one of them this might not be the best place for someone like you to hang

[Nuffy]

I come from an entire forum of trolls- we just do it better than you guys.

[Nuffy]

it's a trolling forum buffy, we think your grouphugs and moral support and "hey lets hang irl bud <3" is strange too, and more than a little gay, like actually a lot gay

What do you have against gays?

[maks]

I come from an entire forum of trolls- we just do it better than you guys.

you guys are like a therapy session full of teenage girls. that isn't trolling.

[maks]

you flipped your shit and started screaming for bans over weak insults and dead cat pictures it's like none of you have ever been on the internet before

[Desolation]

SM goes down this weekend ;D

[maks]

I hope not, they might come here

[Desolation]

SM goes down this weekend ;D

[Desolation]

they become lizard mensa thereaafter

[CAG <3]

I come from an entire forum of homeless drug addicts that live in their cars- we just do it better than you guys.

[maks]

now that you mention it they'd all fit in p well at fjs

[Nuffy]

SM goes down this weekend?

We shall see. If it doesn't go down this weekend, you have to shut the fuck up for a week. All of you.

If it does go down- you can get bragging rights and I'll never post here again.

[maks]

Last edited by Nuffy; 1 Hour Ago at 01:21 PM.

[juji]

Buffy is too much for being formal

[maks]

maybe he was fixing an apostrophe or something

[Nuffy]

I typed shit instead of shut.

Though telling you guys to shit the fuck up is funny- I wanted to be clear.

[maks]

I can see why you're so concerned with grammar and punctuation after all you come from a forum full of trolls and trolls demand perfect english all the time

[Desolation]

man, fujcking kill yoruself nuffy

[Nuffy]

man, fujcking kill yoruself nuffy

Frustrated that you cant make SM go away this weekend? Its ok. Just admit that you're all talk and theres nothing you can do, and I'll "kill myself". :smug:

[juji]

Frustrated that you cant make SM go away this weekend? Its ok. Just admit that you're all talk and theres nothing you can do, and I'll "kill myself". :smug:

You should have used pacman emoji instead of smug smiley

[Battery Bits]

I didn't post pictures of maks that I recall

[maks]

You should have used pacman emoji instead of smug smiley

he should have used the log out button

[Nuffy]

he should have used the log out button

Show me how thats done...

[maks]

I'm not going anywhere, this is my home. That's why it's hilarious when people think I'm every alt on every other forum, I've never posted anywhere else in my life

[Battery Bits]

Great trolling maks

[Battery Bits]

You guys made it, you really did, you are forum trolls, well done. Congrats on your success.

[maks]

buffy doesn't "get" trolling, the best way to handle him is to slowly explain how things work without going into too much detail, like you would to a small child

[Battery Bits]

You really "get" trolling.

[maks]

you really "get" abortions

[Battery Bits]

lol

I have not had more than one

[Battery Bits]

It was a great abortion, as far as abortions go.

[Battery Bits]

My abortion is better than yours.

[Lexi Persimmons]

murderer. you killed Sally.

[Wendy <3]

LOL! I HAD AN ABORTION BECAUSE IM A DUMB SLUT WHO LETS METH HEADS NUT OFF IN MY OLD GROSS PUSSY LOL!

[Nuffy]

NUT OFF IN MY PUSSY LOL!

drool

[Wendy <3]

Stay at your own forum full of junkies

[CAG <3]

Stay at your own forum full of junkies

[Nuffy]

This is MY forum now. Fuck you.

[Lexi Persimmons]

you and moron bushy pig need to get the fuk out back to super mental


you fuking worthless ass eater

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

This is MY forum now. Fuck you.

get out lisa

[maks]

get out lisa

[juji]

get out lisa

It has been some months, where is your complaint about your recent gadget?

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

It has been some months, where is your complaint about your recent gadget?

if you would like to talk to steveyos you can find him in the anime subforum

[Nuffy]

ass eater

[Nuffy]

get out
shit movie.

[juji]

if you would like to talk to steveyos you can find him in the anime subforum

I already found you, now you can talk

[juji]

Nuffy is not real steveyos, just letting you know

[Wendy <3]

Buffy needs to have a heart attack soon

[Desolation]

Meth or donny's safety which is the pick?

[juji]

Buffy needs to have a heart attack soon

I hope he eats hamburgers everyday

[Wendy <3]

I hope he eats his dad's semen everyday

[Nuffy]

These are really odd things to hope for guys.

You should start hoping for normal lives. Maybe a girlfriend? A decent paying job? Enough money to move out of your parents place... you know things like this.

And I eat bison burgers on Monday, bc its Burger night at a bar down the street from my house. Soooo, I dont know, maybe if enough Mondays go by I'll get that heart attack. In the meantime I'm in perfect physical shape.

And eewwww.... seriously... whats going on in your world that you would think of something like that? Projecting maybe? Did your dad force you to eat his semen everyday? Thats terrible. We shouldnt even joke about that.

[Nuffy]

Nuffy is not real steveyos, just letting you know

Its still real to me damn it.

[Lexi Persimmons]

yeah fluffy we know you eat dirty ass every chance you get.



now go away.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

Nuffy is not real steveyos, just letting you know

thanks for peace of mind

[Nuffy]

https://youtu.be/2BwT7tk2_vQ

[Wendy <3]

I hope you eat my semen how about that buffy i hope you eat my semen

[Lexi Persimmons]

fluffy buffy is a shit eater.

[Nuffy]

I hope you eat my semen how about that buffy i hope you eat my semen
Whip that shit out faggot.

[Nuffy]

Im a shit poster

[Lexi Persimmons]

These welfare cunts need to die.

[Wendy <3]

Ban lisa for bringing this nigger here

[CAG <3]

Just ignore the nigger and it will go away

[juji]

These are really odd things to hope for guys.

You should start hoping for normal lives. Maybe a girlfriend? A decent paying job? Enough money to move out of your parents place... you know things like this.

And I eat bison burgers on Monday, bc its Burger night at a bar down the street from my house. Soooo, I dont know, maybe if enough Mondays go by I'll get that heart attack. In the meantime I'm in perfect physical shape.

And eewwww.... seriously... whats going on in your world that you would think of something like that? Projecting maybe? Did your dad force you to eat his semen everyday? Thats terrible. We shouldnt even joke about that.

This post made the changes on this forum, good work

[Wendy <3]

Just ignore the nigger and it will go away

When/why did you become so racist? :woop:

[juji]

When/why did you become so racist? :woop:

Because of Jon

[Wendy <3]

I thought she liked jon

[maks]

that was before she found out he's a filthy azerbaijan slav

[CAG <3]

http://www.slavorum.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10446335_514513125353691_442167837131417446_o.jpg

yeah because slavs aren't white or something. :rofl:

[juji]

If youre not a dutch, you're not white

[Wendy <3]

that was before she found out he's a filthy azerbaijan slav

I thought he was arab

[maks]

http://www.slavorum.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/10446335_514513125353691_442167837131417446_o.jpg

yeah because slavs aren't white or something. :rofl:

jews and persians have white skin too, so what

[maks]

I thought he was arab

Azerbaijan borders iran so maybe

[Desolation]

yeah because slavs aren't white or something.

lmfao what delusional damage control

[Wendy <3]

I wonder if he's even legal to be here

[juji]

jews and persians have white skin too, so what

North africans too, Ive read the description from gov site

[maks]

jon might as well be north african, he's not white that's for sure

[juji]

Whites are considered as snow humans
Blacks are considered as wetland humans
Slavs are considered as humans from Kursk

[maks]

racial purity professional adolph hitler killed 6 million jews and 11 million slavs you do the math

[juji]

Cag considered her husband and herself are not nazis but they are self proclaimed as the racists according to "white nationalism" which is very similiar to Hitler's idea, what the fuck is wrong with this couple?

[juji]

Much worse than terror baby and LOLSharkes

[maks]

I don't blame cag, she's a retard their minds are easy to shape. jon is the real monster in this scenario.

[juji]

Sad!

[Wendy <3]

Sorry that you're a race traitor cat avatar guy

[zlister]

it's not okay to be nationalist unless your talking about a :jewish: ethno state...

[zlister]

ethno nationalism in Israel is praised but heebs know evropeans can't handle knowing more than a few generations of their genealogy without turning to eugenics

[maks]

If only everyone were like the noble lakota, did you know they never even ate animals until the white man came and chased all the maize away

[zlister]

as a child I thought Indian was short for indigenous

[maks]

the noble lakota were peaceful and then kevin costner came and invoked law 7 of the laws of 8 taught them to build mt rushmore and that's why the buffalo no longer roam the prairies and woodlands of this great nation

[CAG <3]

it's not okay to be nationalist unless your talking about a :jewish: ethno state...

[Battery Bits]

This is how trump happens :blowup:

[Battery Bits]

Also make a new thread. Pffft at this forum.

[juji]

ethno nationalism in Israel is praised but heebs know evropeans can't handle knowing more than a few generations of their genealogy without turning to eugenics

Stop, Jerusalem allowed all kind of races and religions such as muslims, jews and christians long time ago. Muslims in israel is the largest minority.

Next time if read your words of a "bigot" you are considered as miserable person

[Poopalew]

Stop, Jerusalem allowed all kind of races and religions such as muslims, jews and christians long time ago. Muslims in israel is the largest minority.

Next time if read your words of a "bigot" you are considered as miserable person

During his ministry he was depicted as a rapist and a pedophile who had sexual relations with mortals and supposed immortals.

[zlister]

New York City is also the financial capitol of the modern world. Coincidentally there are a lot of Jewish people living here. They’re just like you and me, meddling their own business, trying to live life, jacking up housing prices for minorities and just being cool people generally. Nobody wants to be persecuted or scapegoated, so let’s all live and let live, shall we? Okie doke.

[zlister]

However, if you’re new to the city, you’re what neo-native New Yorkers call parochial; an NPR slur-word for ‘illiterate mongoloid’ (but only used for white people; if you’re non-white and still entrenched in your backwards culture-of-origin, you’re authentic). Basically you are an uncool rock-eating retard from the mountains and you can’t talk good. Chances are you work with your hands (yuck!) and care about stuff like family. You’re gonna want to shed these redneck crasseries as soon as you get set up in your $2800/month loft.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Whites are considered as snow humans
Blacks are considered as wetland humans
Slavs are considered as humans from Kursk

snow niggers
nigger niggers
potato niggers

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

jon might as well be north african, he's not white that's for sure

always thought jon looked like this dude

http://i.imgur.com/OTGwiJW.jpg

(cag is a mudshark)

[Wendy <3]

I always thought you were jon

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

:raged: I am not an alt

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

also this mexican chick with big tits who works at the grocery store by me keeps flitting her eyes at me and calling me "papi" when I'm buying my digiornos and vodka, think I'm gonna become a race traitor

[maks]

there's no shame in slipping it to a spic, unless of course your whole life revolves around making a stink about how bloody inferior they are then you'd be a giant hypocrite

[Wendy <3]

She's probably an illegal looking for a way to stay in the country...don't do it

[juji]

Or if she wants to have childrens... better dont do it

[Desolation]

Smash that piñata

[Wendy <3]

Just don't eat the candy if you do

[Desolation]

Did Donny die? Did Lisa fly to the states to attend his funeral at Peter Piper Pizza?

[juji]

Did Donny die? Did Lisa fly to the states to attend his funeral at Peter Piper Pizza?

Lol

[Wendy <3]

He's doing well.

And he's only missing one tooth snaggles.

Oh thank god

[maks]

lol donny died

[Bev.]

lol donny died

ok now i had enough of this shit leave donald out of this shit lisa is in there and talk to her but dont bring donald into this im not posting in here but now i had all the shit you assholes are doing to donald im done with lisa i have not talked to her and i dond want to every time she comes in here you bring donald into your post leave him and me alone and talk to lisa shes your friend now

[Battery Bits]

ok now i had enough of this shit leave donald out of this shit lisa is in there and talk to her but dont bring donald into this im not posting in here but now i had all the shit you assholes are doing to donald im done with lisa i have not talked to her and i dond want to every time she comes in here you bring donald into your post leave him and me alone and talk to lisa shes your friend now
Stop it.

I’m not friends with maks

[Battery Bits]

I’m still waiting for you to call me and be nice

[m0nde]

ok now i had enough of this shit leave donald out of this shit lisa is in there and talk to her but dont bring donald into this im not posting in here but now i had all the shit you assholes are doing to donald im done with lisa i have not talked to her and i dond want to every time she comes in here you bring donald into your post leave him and me alone and talk to lisa shes your friend now

shut the fuck up bev, psycho

[Bev.]

shut the fuck up bev, psycho

your the fucking psycho asshole

[maks]

ok now i had enough of this shit leave donald out of this shit lisa is in there and talk to her but dont bring donald into this im not posting in here but now i had all the shit you assholes are doing to donald im done with lisa i have not talked to her and i dond want to every time she comes in here you bring donald into your post leave him and me alone and talk to lisa shes your friend now

Your grandson's death has brought a lot of joy to this forum.

[Bev.]

your the fucking psycho asshole

you can talk to lisa like that but your not gonna talk to me like that

[Battery Bits]

Gee thanks

[maks]

are any of your other grandchildren piece of shit junkies? only asking so I can laugh when they die

[Bev.]

Gee thanks

i read all the shit they say about you but now they are bringing donald into this shit ive been staying out of here but im here to defend donald you like the forum stay there im not gonna get in with these FUCKING ASS HOLES you do so enjoy them

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can talk to lisa like that but your not gonna talk to me like that

Get the fuck out of here

[Bev.]

Get the fuck out of here

GO FUCK YOUR SELF RETARDS

[Battery Bits]

i read all the shit they say about you but now they are bringing donald into this shit ive been staying out of here but im here to defend donald you like the forum stay there im not gonna get in with these FUCKING ASS HOLES you do so enjoy them
I don’t “get in” with these losers thanks.

I come here to post about cats

[maks]

are any of your other grandchildren piece of shit junkies? only asking so I can laugh when they die

answer my goddamn question bev

[m0nde]

why the fuck do these people come here to be shit on?

[maks]

they're incredibly lonely and cats don't talk

[Wendy <3]

why the fuck do these people come here to be shit on?

idk...

[Autistic Spectrum]

Mark's I'll see you in court because Beverly is arresting everyone for talking bad about donnie

[Battery Bits]

Mark's I'll see you in court because Beverly is arresting everyone for talking bad about donnie

No her niece just took down your username

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wait the 10 other people itt will be in jail too, I sure hope the state of Massachusetts has a big.enough jail cell.for everyone

[Autistic Spectrum]

No her niece just took down your username

oh my username huh lamo

[Battery Bits]

No her niece just took down your username

[Battery Bits]

oh my username huh lamo

Yes your username you spastic

[Autistic Spectrum]

I can't wait to own.bevs house

[Battery Bits]

Yeah right

[Autistic Spectrum]

she posted publicly in cap letters many times that I had sexual relations with my father, she can not prove that is true, that's libel, I can prove her grandson was a heroin addict

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe I will rent the house back to her if she stops

[Battery Bits]

she posted publicly in cap letters many times that I had sexual relations with my father, she can not prove that is true, that's libel, I can prove her grandson was a heroin addict
No you can’t

[Autistic Spectrum]

No you can’t

lol his entire post history at supermensa

[Battery Bits]

lol his entire post history at supermensa

That’s doesn’t prove anything

[maks]

Lets pretend it isbn't true (it was). You're not committing libel if you repeat something that someone said about themselves. Donny said he did heroin, he actually tyalked about it a lot, that makes it fair game. DP has never once talked about fucking his father or being a monkey, however.

[maks]

The best case scenario is bev actually did call her neice in the state pd, and her neice steps in and makes her stop posting here and talking to lisa, because both of those things are doing a lot of damage to her already frail mental state.

[Battery Bits]

The best case scenario is bev actually did call her neice in the state pd, and her neice steps in and makes her stop posting here and talking to lisa, because both of those things are doing a lot of damage to her already frail mental state.

Nope

[maks]

Nope

https://i.imgur.com/T470EB9.jpg

[Battery Bits]

I don’t care maks

[maks]

bev does. tell her to give my username to the cyber police. I'm not letting dp go down alone.

[m0nde]

I don’t care maks

no, you don't care at all how that hurts your "best friend" bev.

[Battery Bits]

no, you don't care at all how that hurts your "best friend" bev.

She’s fine.

We just watched Vikings together and now she’s watching the football

You’re just shitting up the forum loser

[maks]

I usually call the police on an internet poster when everything's perfectly fine and I'm taking it all in stride

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you are over 65 and post here calling the cops.for.no.reason is expected

[Battery Bits]

She called her niece

[Autistic Spectrum]

I called my dad who is a federal judge and told him that Beverly said we had aex

[maks]

where was this state tropper niece when donny was intentionally getting young girls hooked on heroin

[Battery Bits]

He wasn’t

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did he say he did

[Battery Bits]

why did he say he did

He wanted to impress the juggalos

Truth is it was the girls who got him into drugs

Which he later quit (both drugs and the girls) because I said I wouldn’t watch him kill himself with drugs

And he quit

[maks]

the juggalos weren't impressed. they were disgusted. even a bunch of white trash wiggers thought that what donny did was unthinkably evil.

[Autistic Spectrum]

He wanted to impress the juggalos

Truth is it was the girls who got him into drugs

Which he later quit (both drugs and the girls) because I said I wouldn’t watch him kill himself with drugs

And he quit

so ya he did heroin case closed shut the fuck.up

[Battery Bits]

Welp I loved Donny.

Still do.

He was a better person than either of you

[maks]

Welp he was a terrible person, but at least he was kind enough to die before he did any more damage