clarissa

[root ghost]

https://preview.ibb.co/n60yGQ/IMG_0419.jpg (https://ibb.co/hLVLVk)
there u go hun

[clay]

a coke can is less than 5 inches tall

[ziraffe]

would you consider shaving your legs?

[timmy]

would you consider shaving your legs?

That would be gay

[Wendy <3]

That's really neat rooty since lisa just happens to enjoy shoving cans up her cunt

[clay]

YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, STOP

[Wendy <3]

Lisa and rooty both fuck cans

[clay]

this is the "mini" version of this dildo. notice that it is slightly larger than your penith

http://i.imgur.com/5VhhtDl.png

[clay]

the "mini" version
the miniature version
the smallest version possible

[root ghost]

Why are you trying to talk trash about the biggest dick here makes your insecurity painfully obvious

[clay]

please observe the picture I posted and respond directly

[clay]

here is another to show you that is not a singular case. this dildo does not have a mini version, but as you can see their small is similar.

http://i.imgur.com/rsjqcAL.jpg

[root ghost]

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

[root ghost]

Is your name Clarissa

[root ghost]

Post your shrinky dink clay so we can all laugh

[clay]

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

[root ghost]

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

[root ghost]

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

[clay]

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh
my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.


I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big
forced perspective is a pretty standard artistic technique, I'm pretty sure its been around since the greeks and they didn't consider it magical. can you respond to the image i posted of a dildo company having a dildo that is larger than your penis and they call it the "mini"

[clay]

here i will help you learn. but lets get back to your mini

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-TXUoPKe8oAw/UtW-znV6pfI/AAAAAAAACVQ/8JL2BpmNiJ4/s0/8%2520Column%2520spacing%2520contracted.jpg

[root ghost]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

[root ghost]

I am sitting down holding a can under my dick do u need a diagram

[clay]

Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

ok hold on

[root ghost]

The can was flush against my penis

[root ghost]

I can't wrap my fingers around it flaccid this is not a game lol

[clay]

bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry

http://i.imgur.com/1HacGXm.png

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

[root ghost]

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

[clay]

Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?

actually no, it's just surprisingly hard to get a banana to stand up on its own without smooshing it. i also tried to do one that was angled similar to yours so that it would show the taper and why one side of the coke can appears to be a similar width while the other end does not. but that's hard to do with a curving banana since it comes back toward or runs away from the lens. again, be aware that the banana is literally 1/2 the diameter of the bottle right behind it.

can you please discuss with me why your penis is called a mini on that website?

http://i.imgur.com/8zDs9Ha.png

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

[root ghost]

I think u drank some of that bottle gay boy

[clay]

do you mind looping Deborah into this conversation

[clay]

it is directly against the bottle, that's what its leaning on

[root ghost]

Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture

Did u figure my magic trick out yet?

[clay]

do you think maybe mini is a bit of a harsh term, a hasty decision that might not represent some people in the best light? you should contact the bad dragon dildo company and ask them to reevaluate their terminology

[root ghost]

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

[BGD INCARNATE]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. (lisa and debbie) without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up.

also there is no way in hell someone who is overweight and had 4 kids, and is like 40 would find a dick too big. she's probably loose as hell.

[clay]

Alright clay you win it's a trick I have a small penis

http://i.imgur.com/1F1pjzW.png

[root ghost]

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

[clay]

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

[clay]

also the camera was not touching the banana because it would've fallen over. camera was perhaps 4-5" away from subject bananapenis

[root ghost]

banana diameter: 1.6"
bottle diameter: 3.0"

Clays brain diameter: 0"

[BGD INCARNATE]

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

also i guarantee some retard who buys shit from amazon and resells it in downtown lowell (just fucking lol) makes more than 40k a year when you consider your lease and overhead.

[root ghost]

I really don't care dude I'm hung and you're not

[root ghost]

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

i dont post sob stories on facebook every day

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you


Another boring Friday ��

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you


ok, im pretty sure if i change everything about myself i can be really attractive

[clay]

can we please discuss

http://i.imgur.com/orxE4nD.png

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you


Netflix and laundry crazy Friday night

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you


I'm taking Facebook off my phone. Im going through a hard time and I need to keep the drama/emo posts off here. Phone number is still [redacted] if anybody needs me. May the force be with you.

[BGD INCARNATE]

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you



trying to stay positive

[clay]

lets not get off topic, random guy

[BGD INCARNATE]

you wouldn't be a terrible poster if you weren't such an arrogant dumbass who continues to justify everything they do. it's literally the same trait that stevey and lisa do. they will justify every irrational thing they do and never admit they are wrong or stupid.

[clay]

maybe we could convince them to rename that size "acceptable to a midwestern housewife/mother of 5"

[Wendy <3]

Your wife left you for me irl :woop:

[clay]

https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/how-to-make-your-dick-look-bigger.html

http://i.imgur.com/aT8CB5L.png

[clay]

please let me help you detach your entire self worth from the size of your penis, Sherman. I can help give you closure on your multiple failed relationships and put you in a better place emotionally.

let's chat

[maks]

lets see you smash a coconut with your dick

[maks]

I can do it, I've basically got a club down there

[maks]

me irl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85xpFFxd9Y

[clay]

but can you take a picture of your dick in front of a stack of rabbits feet

[Desolation]

@cag why do u want to see his dick you weirdo?

@lisa clean this thread up - does rb have a thick dick? was it the biggest dick you've ever had in you? is this can of soda dick illusion legit?

[Desolation]

thats a perspective altered photo on top of those small coke mini's!

[clay]

http://www.myfreesamplesaustralia.com/88/uploads/2013/10/COCA-COLA-IGA-TAYLOR-SWIFT-TICKETS-PROMOTION.jpg

[root ghost]

@cag why do u want to see his dick you weirdo?

@lisa clean this thread up - does rb have a thick dick? was it the biggest dick you've ever had in you? is this can of soda dick illusion legit?

Cag is an obsessed bush pig.
I was average when I was with Lisa. It's hulked out really bad in the last three years.

[maks]

but can you take a picture of your dick in front of a stack of rabbits feet

I just ran out of rabbits

[maks]

anyway clay is right, soda cans are short as fuck and no woman cares about girth alone. rootbeer has a chode.

[maks]

@cag why do u want to see his dick you weirdo?



@desolation cag dated a guy with a chode before jon and I wouldn't be surprised if jon has a chode, a really short azerbajin chode, so my theory right now is that cag likes chodes she's the exception that proves the rule

[reno]

It's hulked out really bad in the last three years.

[clay]

this was fun, thank you Sherman

[root ghost]

im sorry you got dropped on the head

[root ghost]

obsessed bush pig fuck boy

[Wendy <3]

Did you ever ask jon if you 2 could be tunnel buddies yet

[maks]

like dropping a half dollar down a paper towel tube

[shakes]

nice dudehttps://www.iconexperience.com/_img/v_collection_png/512x512/shadow/pylon.png

[timmy]

please let me help you detach your entire self worth from the size of your penis, Sherman. I can help give you closure on your multiple failed relationships and put you in a better place emotionally.

let's chat

The porn ibdusgry id a derrible ting

[maks]

tim's drunk again

[timmy]

ay work typing at the speed of not trying tk vet in trouble

[root ghost]

i bet clarissa checks this thread at work too, shhh dont get caught

[maks]

ay work typing at the speed of not trying tk vet in trouble

you shouldn't drink at work tim you're going to get fired

[Wendy <3]

I bet carlissa fucks herself with cans in preparation for you

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/ED9AggO.gif :coke:

[Plug Drugs]

cheesedick reporting in

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