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rubycalaber
05-08-2017, 11:33 AM
based on Frank Sinatra's "My Way" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU) which was written after his divorce if you are a pleb and don't know, this was BGD's idea and he wrote most of it so go after him if you want to add to the killings associated with this song (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCnf5lfwHmw

And now, the end is near
And so I face, the divorce with Debbie
My trolls, I'll post it clear
I'll start my thread, of which will be unfunny :sad:

I've lived, a life of a jerkoff
I've posted on each, and every ytmnd spinoff
I opened a store, for health and more
I ejaculated prematurely MYYY WAY :fap:

Regrets? I've had a few
But then again, my desert dick is broken
I did, what I had to do
And tried to rape Lisa, just like Gordon :pedo:

I planned, each charted course to Penguin Island
Each careful step, daddy's money I'd spend
She wouldn't blow me, but said she would suck Tek's bellend
I ejaculated prematurely MYYY WAY :fap:

Yes there were times, I'd like to add
When I knocked up, a women with 4 kids each with a different dad
But through it all, when there was doubt
My broken dick came, and spit it out
I faced it all, and I stood too heavy to weight
and I ejaculated prematurely MYYY WAY :fap:

I've loved, a mental patient and trailer trash
I've had my armwrestling, my share of minecraft
And now, as the steroids subside
I remembered ruby's dick is bigger, and cried :cry:

To think, I spent all that
On jewelry, from being trolled by teknorat
Oh no, he only trolled me that day
I knocked up Debbie MY WAYYYY :hump:

For what is a manchild, what has he got?
If not Lisa or Debbie, then he has naught
To post the things, he truly feels
And not the words of a chump, with a penis pump
The archive shows, I didn't get any blows
and ejaculated prematurely MYYY WAY :fap:

Yes, and I'm keeping it 1 hundo...

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 11:37 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/mBbzrXwIlho7C/giphy.gif

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 12:06 PM
rooty pls listen

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 12:24 PM
bump

Desolation
05-08-2017, 12:26 PM
JEALOUS VIRGIN HATERS

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 12:31 PM
"i get pussy" - Sherman Ricards after traveling 4000 miles on daddy's dime to fuck a mentally-ill woman

Poopalew
05-08-2017, 12:41 PM
"i get pussy" - Sherman Ricards after traveling 4000 miles on daddy's dime to fuck a mentally-ill woman

Behind El Morro walled ramparts line both coastlines of the narrow isthmus which is shaped somewhat like the bow of a ship.

Wendy <3
05-08-2017, 02:58 PM
I'm disappointed this wasn't that gay Usher song

Poopalew
05-08-2017, 03:26 PM
I'm disappointed this wasn't that gay Usher song

At the end of these last days Jehovah will destroy this present system of things and usher in the promised new world!

maks
05-08-2017, 04:09 PM
bgd told me you were doing this I didn't think we'd see it for another 3 or 4 years

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 09:16 PM
BUMP

BGD INCARNATE
05-08-2017, 09:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4S9d6sJJqw

Wendy <3
05-08-2017, 10:57 PM
To be fair anyone who plays that is a creeper

BGD INCARNATE
06-04-2017, 09:41 PM
bump

Autistic Spectrum
06-04-2017, 09:45 PM
i heard debbie is back on the market, not for long i bet!!!

BGD INCARNATE
06-04-2017, 09:46 PM
debbie shoudl of had a trucker knock her up. at least there'd be more income to leech off of. she can't get rooty's car dealin dad's money directly!

Autistic Spectrum
06-04-2017, 09:48 PM
debbie looks like she could move alot of sandbags and rocks, debs hit me up girllll, bring every one of your kids who can lift over 50 pounds

CAG <3
06-04-2017, 10:34 PM
debbie is a birthing pod

Wendy <3
06-04-2017, 11:36 PM
rooty is braver than anyone else here for what he did to that mentally crippled woman

juji
06-04-2017, 11:41 PM
rooty is braver than anyone else here for what he did to that mentally crippled woman

Tru.dat

Desolation
06-04-2017, 11:43 PM
lisa passed away

Desolation
06-04-2017, 11:43 PM
at the tender age of 60

Desolation
06-04-2017, 11:43 PM
we will never forget you crazy cat lady

Desolation
06-04-2017, 11:43 PM
thanks for all the laughs

Wendy <3
06-05-2017, 01:35 AM
There's no way that lunatic was anywhere close to the age she claimed to be holy fuck what an ugly bitch

Cams Purple Lambo
05-04-2018, 10:37 PM
classic thread

Wendy <3
05-05-2018, 10:08 PM
I wonder how many kids he has now