desolation I fucking love you

[maks]

not in a ruby "this is the closest thing to a real relationship I'll ever have" way but in a "you are one of my best internet buds" kind of way

shoutouts to nic sales, clay, fanfare, cag, p much anoyone who isn't plug drugs or lisa or stevey

and yeah I'm drunk my liver works again I figure why not kill it off for good

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[maks]

I miss doing coke every friday that shit is fun as fuck I wonder of my guy is still around

[CAG <3]

stop getting drunk, you are going to die.

[CAG <3]

its not just liver failure you're at risk for
Colon and rectal cancer: Alcohol use has been linked with a higher risk of cancers of the colon and rectum. ... Regular, heavy alcohol use can damage the liver, leading to inflammation and scarring. This might raise the risk of liver cancer.Apr 5, 2017

[maks]

it's not like I'm an alcoholic I like to have 5 or 6 beers or a couple bottlws of wine on the weekend there;'s worth things in this world it just so happens I haven't drank in like 3 weeks so I got more fucked up than I was expecting off my 2 bottles of wine I drank with my mom when I had her over for mothers day

[maks]

so relax cag you worry too much it isn't going to be this that kills me it'll be my chronic issues which despite surgury and a week in the hospital with another procedure still isn't fucking fixed but at least trhey put a stent in temporarily so my liver works again I'm not jaundiced or throwing up every morning anymore

[maks]

fucking medical science is going to shove a tube down my throat and navigate through my stomach and my intestines to my common bile duct and blow the troublesome stone up with a fucking laser it'll be just like asteroids on atari 2600 and it's being done at yale because waterbury hosptal doesn't have the equip[ment so maybe I'll even run into roy4l

[CAG <3]

didnt you just have your gall bladder removed?

[lexie laredo]

nice plug drugs thread cody

[lexie laredo]

I wish I only had internet friends to shoutout to when doing cocaine alone

[lexie laredo]

I wish I did cocaine and especially did it alone and chatted with my internet buddies whilst doing so

[lexie laredo]

and the double whammy of coolness that comes from talking to lizards and thinking bgd is cool, idk what's better

[maks]

I wasn't even on coke when I made this thread, you're going to have to work on your reading comprehension if you want to get that GED

[root ghost]

I'm gonna make cag my coke slut forever

[juji]

Stop maks

[maks]

stop what

[juji]

You keep doing whatever you want, but youre shortening your life like a diabetic person who keeps eating foods with sugar.

[Desolation]

ty

[maks]

You keep doing whatever you want, but youre shortening your life like a diabetic person who keeps eating foods with sugar.

getting drunk on the weekends isn't shortening my life in any demonstrable way

[maks]

the worst it's doing is making me embarrass myself on the internet

[CAG <3]

getting drunk on the weekends isn't shortening my life in any demonstrable way

[maks]

That's from the obscene amount of coffee I used to drink, upwards of 8 cups a day for like 15 years. I didn't even leave the house without picking up an extra large from dunkin donuts.

[maks]

like everything else if comes down to moderation. 6 beers every other saturday isn't a lot of alcohol, I'll be fine.

[lexie laredo]

this isn't a supermensa thread at all

[maks]

criticizing everything all the time is the same as being funny

any progress with getting that GED?

[Wendy <3]

and the double whammy of coolness that comes from talking to lizards and thinking bgd is cool, idk what's better

You play a barbie doll dress up game online. If only everyone could be as cool as you...

[lexie laredo]

yes playing video games with hot chicks is way worse than chatting with lizards and posting on their forums

[juji]

yes playing video games with hot chicks is way worse than chatting with lizards and posting on their forums

ok

[maks]

lets try to use our indoor voices stevey

[Wendy <3]

Combine begging for money from some chair shitting autistic boy and then getting to type words to girls in a doll dress up simulator you play online... it must be really exhausting for you to dedicate so much time on this forum filled with people you hate

[Wendy <3]

Maybe you should make another forum for lisa and the rest of those lizard people AGAIN and just stay there

[lexie laredo]

damn ya'll some fuckin twisted evil ass juggalos for real

[root ghost]

damn ya'll some fuckin twisted evil ass juggalos for real

....

[Wendy <3]

I hope your day wasn't too stressful designing clothing for your online dolls you useless faggot

[lexie laredo]

but again, you, you're you, I'd much rather do what I do, I coulda been spraypainting my house with icp logos ya know

[lexie laredo]

I'm glad you all do the exact same thing you make fun of that supermensa group for though lots of hugs lots of love for each other but when someone makes you cry you band together to form ultimate juggalo combat robot it's beautiful

[lexie laredo]

and your insults are just as good I haven't played second life in over three years and telling me to get my ged is the same thing as being into string theory

[lexie laredo]

I just wanna get in on the juggalove how can I join you lizards I want to love and hug on the internet forums because I have no one to do it to irl I'm sure you all do but just do it here cuase you can't ever stop your love and hugs 24/7 you have a life I'm sure of it and I want to take your constructive critisim to heart so I can end up needing calories and cocaine to get through my days too please

[lexie laredo]

the only fun thing about second life was pj talking about how you and rootbeer are creeps lol and I did laugh when you pretended to still talk to her about a week ago and asked her how dave was doing I like how you're handling that shit so well like a very mentally stable young skinny wealthy smart alpha male fo sho

[lexie laredo]

and because of these multiple posts in a row it clearly shows I'm the one mad nobody else here is upset I'm the on ewho is upset how could any of you get upset with all this juggaluv you got going on here I'm clearly wasting my time none of you are mad because of me obviously this isn't working at all I should just stop right

[lexie laredo]

fuck I need a cocaine covered cake to calm my nerves and some juggaluv from my internet friends

[lexie laredo]

this forum is the original home of the juggalizards

[Nuffy]

Here to defend cocaine's honor.

That is all.

[CAG <3]

yes, we know you are a druggy loser.

[Nuffy]

Thats not how I would describe myself. But ok. Thats not a very polite thing to say.

[CAG <3]

I love how coke is casually brought up and the negroid appears to defend his crack habit.

[Poopalew]

I love how coke is casually brought up and the negroid appears to defend his crack habit.

If a holiday greeting is casually extended you could simply thank the well-wisher.

[Wendy <3]

I just wanna get in on the juggalove how can I join you lizards I want to love and hug on the internet forums because I have no one to do it to irl I'm sure you all do but just do it here cuase you can't ever stop your love and hugs 24/7 you have a life I'm sure of it and I want to take your constructive critisim to heart so I can end up needing calories and cocaine to get through my days too please
http://i.imgur.com/JiqSwmQ.jpg

[lexie laredo]

look, a lizard posting pictures of someone he's mad at

[CAG <3]

those apples look good

[maks]

stevey didn't used to be this angry all the time, maybe it has something to do with his life falling apart in the last year or so. he should get his GED.

[Wendy <3]

look, a lizard posting pictures of someone he's mad at

Why would i be mad at your mommy or granny? They obviously mentally abused you so bad that you can't even function in society or even online for that matter which i think is pretty funny

[Wendy <3]

stevey didn't used to be this angry all the time, maybe it has something to do with his life falling apart in the last year or so. he should get his GED.

You've never been in love after reading the posts of some girl you met on an internet forum and you've probably never gotten to play a doll dress up simulator game with hot girls so you have no idea how bad his life is and why he's so upset

[Desolation]

i've conquered every member of the ytmnd/nsfw community.

[maks]

You've never been in love after reading the posts of some girl you met on an internet forum and you've probably never gotten to play a doll dress up simulator game with hot girls so you have no idea how bad his life is and why he's so upset

keep talking like that, I'll attack your ass with a spork

[Poopalew]

keep talking like that, I'll attack your ass with a spork

Praising and serving Jehovah is not just for grown-ups.

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/JiqSwmQ.jpg

Lmao

[Wendy <3]

keep talking like that, I'll attack your ass with a spork

Do you know what its like to have hot girls begging you for in game doll clothes and then having to spend 15 minutes designing them and then bragging about giving away $10,000 on another forum because that's what stevey's life is like and you will never understand how difficult his life is because you don't have a $1000 video card that can play 15 year old games maxed out @1600x900

[maks]

you're right, I need to get my life on track and buy a few more tegra notes

[Wendy <3]

I fixed the image thanks to the help of my friend the cat avatar guy suggesting the bowl of underwear

http://i.imgur.com/AVFwpDL.jpg

[maks]

I always assumed stevey's mom would be a fat

[lexie laredo]

you guys aren't mad

[Wendy <3]

I always assumed stevey's mom would be a fat

Especially the way he cried all the time that his mom made him eat a lot, one would assume she'd be a whale. You can see where steven and his sister got their big tits from though

[maks]

I'd fuck the shit out of stevey's mom but I'd get a vasectomy first so I don't risk making another stevey

[maks]

bitch may be sexy but never forget that she's a stevey factory

[Wendy <3]

She's a milf for sure and so is his sister

[maks]

lets get her a hysterectomy so this can never happen again

[maks]

the stevey factory is closing down, all the jobs are moving to china

[juji]

the stevey factory is closing down, all the jobs are moving to china

That's why FJS winning industries are located in China

[Desolation]

Fjs is located in a Chinese food restruant

[Poopalew]

Fjs is located in a Chinese food restruant

I DONT ABOUT HIM VANDAL, BUT I RESPECT YOU.

[Wendy <3]

I DONT ABOUT HIM VANDAL, BUT I RESPECT YOU.

[maks]

fjs woks again

[cberry]

i think marks is gonna die posting

[maks]

I'm unstoppable