Ccag's cervical cancer commisseration thread

[m0nde]

cag, before you go,, please wait for elezzzark. he is coming to texas to visit. also, i will come to your funeral DESPITE all the white supremacists and untermensch slavs being present. <3

[Desolation]

Cags such a hot slut

[m0nde]

she has been eating a lot of protein without carbs so she was spewing ketones from every pore. it eventually affected her girl parts and now she has a problem. cag, eat some carbs, please.

[juji]

Cag just read this thread and she left away without a feedback, what a mean woman

[m0nde]

lol, she refuses to play dota with me because she is too busy playing smite. how does that make sense? they're both mobas. cag, play dota with me and roobter and elezzzark

[juji]

If we play Smite, should cag join us?

[m0nde]

i'm not playing that game. cag is a smite snob. she has to play with us on our turf. maybe clay will play and coach her

[maks]

cag's my friend and I hope she's ok but from what I hear it's at an advanced stage and she doesn't have much of a shot

[Wendy <3]

She deserves it for giving stevey money

[m0nde]

when did cag ever steal from anyone?

[CAG <3]

people might say I stole wine and chocolates from cameron

[m0nde]

lol, that's as stupid as saying stevey stole a van and several thousand dollars from ruby...oh wait

[CAG <3]

playing dota with monde and elz is what all the cool kids do.

[Wendy <3]

Sorry about your broken girl place cat avatar guy

[m0nde]

playing dota with monde and elz is what all the cool kids do.

[timmy]

Sorry about your broken girl place cat avatar guy

This. She dsserves a happy life

[maks]

she does deserve it, but lets be honest she was never going to have it with or without the cancer.

[maks]

fucking love cag but goddamn does she make some stupidass decisions

[Wendy <3]

This will certainly drive up the value of her paintings

[m0nde]

cag made the decision to get cancer, now she has to live with it. a couple of games of DotA are just what the Dr ordered during thsoe long chemo sessions.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Cag at least you will see your fat dead mom in Republican heaven soon

[m0nde]

i will get my muzzie friends to pray for cag during ramadan

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she can get chemo treatments with garfield and dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

joshs fat dead mom is prob up there in reblincian heavan sucking regans dick too, his whole norman bates thing he's got going on will only last so long till some finds her large bones behind the woodshed

[CAG <3]

why have you come back to this terrible forum

[Desolation]

probably thinks everyone forgot how he got owned out of here

[maks]

the 20 year old met someone with a bigger salary and deeper lake

[Desolation]

entrapment

[Autistic Spectrum]

i must have forgot how i got owned off the fourm too, last thing i remeber doing is bringing down ytmsnwfwfe monde net with a one two lisa, cag punch, then my hood flooded and turned into katrina on lake ontario, i come back when someone found me on skype cause they said lily and monde where acting up. Cag is dead on right i read a couple threads this fourm has gone to dog shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

and that 20 year old girl makes like 90 bucks an hour not that i care about such things, she can move alot of sandbags too

[Autistic Spectrum]

rubynet admins don't care about good posts or any posts there's week old threads on the first page

[Wendy <3]

You convinced cat avatar guy to stop posting here and now she's gonna die soon and you took away months of trolling her away from us

[Autistic Spectrum]

the army knocks on my door to see if everyone is ok once a week, made some friends with some homeland secrity guys that are here, might send them mondes way

[Autistic Spectrum]

there's talk of blowing up the dam in canda and flooding monteral, i can't wait to start a war with cananda and finally fucking kill monde once and for all

[Wendy <3]

Give me some advice on which cordless drill under $100 to get

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-ONE-18-Volt-Lithium-Ion-Starter-Combo-Kit-2-Tool-P825/203466900

[BGD INCARNATE]

m0nde will just float away like a beach volley ball

[Autistic Spectrum]

the street floods whens theres waves off the lake, and basically turns into a river, these huge carp get stuck in the road, so i have started walking them down the street with a dog collor and leash before the water get's pumped back into the lake

[Wendy <3]

I think that kit is what stevey bought and brags about even though he has no use for it

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh local fire depts and the cops won't come down here anymore lamo, so all the old people who live here don't know what the fuck when there crawl space sump pumps break and i have become the mayor of floodville pumping out old ladies basements before they hit there electric boxes, now when i thorw huge partys the 80 year olds don't give me dirty looks anymore and let people park on there lawns,

[Autistic Spectrum]

I think that kit is what stevey bought and brags about even though he has no use for it

the saw is ok, just go slow, but if you break it who cares it's 40 bucks, the drill has lasted me a while, and i do alot of dumb shit, dropped it in water 1000 times

[Autistic Spectrum]

Summer 2017 ABP, ALWAYS BE PUMPING

[juji]

I want to let dp know I just moved to Arizona

[Wendy <3]

I want to let dp know I just moved to Arizona

Me too

[m0nde]

it took one post saying do has cancer to get him rolling

[timmy]

and that 20 year old girl makes like 90 bucks an hour not that i care about such things, she can move alot of sandbags too

Is that for the upcoming apocalypse ? Does she know youre patient zero?

[m0nde]

lool, dp keeps mentioning how much the hairdresser makes as if it's some important fact. then he always quickly dismisses it as not being important to him. i'm glad his destroying his family and traumatizing his kids for the sake of a fling was worth it and that he's now moved on to another 20 year old at the margarita bar.

[timmy]

lool, dp keeps mentioning how much the hairdresser makes as if it's some important fact. then he always quickly dismisses it as not being important to him. i'm glad his destroying his family and traumatizing his kids for the sake of a fling was worth it and that he's now moved on to another 20 year old at the margarita bar.

Im surprised he didnt at least try to work on his relationship. From what i gathered his partner was making pleas i.e. "i cant wait to leave" as a way of trying to get him to put effort in... sad that he just threw it away instead of put hard work in. Imahine his children they are so confused rjght now

[timmy]

Dp doesnt appear the compromising type

[Wendy <3]

Can women get cancer from shifting vegetables in their hole because cat avatar guy did that stuff

[Wendy <3]

SHOVING

[CAG <3]

Im surprised he didnt at least try to work on his relationship. From what i gathered his partner was making pleas i.e. "i cant wait to leave" as a way of trying to get him to put effort in... sad that he just threw it away instead of put hard work in. Imahine his children they are so confused rjght now

i remember he said the therapist girlfriend was being verbally abusive and hurling ceramic plates at him like a Frisbee.

[m0nde]

yeah, he said she was really eotionally abusive and didn't like it when he put his hands down girls pants at beach parties near the lake house.

[timmy]

i remember he said the therapist girlfriend was being verbally abusive and hurling ceramic plates at him like a Frisbee.

Maybe that was her way dealing with the realization that dp had 1 foot oit the door and he wasnt going to be putting work in the relationship

[timmy]

I would go nuts too if my babys mother didnt even try

[m0nde]

dp, what finally happened with the hairdresser who was making bank, but it wasn't important and the flood? i liked the post about magicarp on leashes in the roads

https://media1.giphy.com/media/RqbS66AuyXOMg/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d0fbb987144385051c51520&rid=giphy.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

we are flooding again this year fucking faggot French Canadians

[Autistic Spectrum]

my girlfriend is preparing dinner right now for tonight and doing laundry

[Autistic Spectrum]

and all her 20 something year old girlfriends where here yesterday and got sun tans on my dock in there skimpy swimsuits, I live a very hard life

[m0nde]

sorry about your flooding, is this the same hairdresser girl or did you move on?

[Autistic Spectrum]

same one

[Autistic Spectrum]

north shore and Toronto is getting fucked up too from the high water

[m0nde]

same onecongrats, are you going to have kids with her?

[m0nde]

north shore and Toronto is getting fucked up too from the high wateri don't work near the lake, so it doesn't really affect me. there was a storm last week, but nothing outrageous

[Autistic Spectrum]

all of Toronto island's infucturre is fucked, you can't raise the storm drains and shit pipes, the ponds on the other side of me have started to come across the road this year, and the asphalt is falling in

[Autistic Spectrum]

and all I see is those stupid labbats billboards, be your lake self and relax

[m0nde]

all of Toronto island's infucturre is fucked, you can't raise the storm drains and shit pipes, the ponds on the other side of me have started to come across the road this year, and the asphalt is falling in

no one gives a shit about toronto island other than the shitty little airport that's there. i don't think i've been there since the 90s

[Autistic Spectrum]

chuck Schumer came down here and said he's gonna fix it so I'm sure my basement will be dry any day now

[m0nde]

i bet he'll just send his neice amy schumer to say stupid shit and not do anything, you're the next flint michigan, too bad

[Wendy <3]

my girlfriend is preparing dinner right now for tonight and doing laundry

Does she wear a gas mask at night

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's in perfect health so no gas masks in the house

[Autistic Spectrum]

there's a bunch of rich white people here, so I bet something gets done, they like our property taxes too much

[m0nde]

does your girlfriend smoke over a pack a day, dp?

[Autistic Spectrum]

nobody smokes anymore you gotta get dat nic salt

[m0nde]

does she vape?

[Autistic Spectrum]

vaping is super fucking cringey and no she does not

[m0nde]

i vape hash oil, i'm not interested in vaping pineapple flavored water or whatever with added nicotine