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Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 01:28 AM
It was so cute

clay
09-14-2017, 01:34 AM
are you sure it wasn't some gas from one of the multiple aborted fetuses that are stuck inside of your abdomen decaying away

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 01:36 AM
Everyone says you're fat clay

maks
09-14-2017, 06:02 AM
are you sure it wasn't some gas from one of the multiple aborted fetuses that are stuck inside of your abdomen decaying away

Desolation
09-14-2017, 08:20 AM
are you sure it wasn't some gas from one of the multiple aborted fetuses that are stuck inside of your abdomen decaying away

Alright lmfao

Wendy <3
09-14-2017, 11:13 AM
I can't wait until you hear it dying

clay
09-14-2017, 04:08 PM
Everyone says you're fat clay

I'm fat, correct

CAG <3
09-14-2017, 04:33 PM
im pretty sure everyone at this forum is fat (except for me of course)

maks
09-14-2017, 05:05 PM
I heard donnie died because he was a piece of shit junkie

Desolation
09-14-2017, 05:40 PM
I heard donnie died
true

he was a piece of shit junkie

also true wow i didn't think of this

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 06:08 PM
He wasn't a junky

clay
09-14-2017, 07:04 PM
He wasn't a junky

you mean he isn't a junky because he cant be anything when he's dead. he definitely was a junky

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:06 PM
You didn't even know him idiot.

He was clean for years.

timmy
09-14-2017, 07:25 PM
Some people who die dont deserve to die and some people who live dont deserve to live

timmy
09-14-2017, 07:26 PM
Donnie could have turned his life around, lisa on the other hand

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:29 PM
He already did, it was a freak heart attack in his sleep

I miss him so much

Desolation
09-14-2017, 07:38 PM
are you back on the fuck market?

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:39 PM
I'm always going to love Donny :'(

Desolation
09-14-2017, 07:40 PM
i mean i wouldnt that dude with his methmouth and awful posting

Desolation
09-14-2017, 07:40 PM
alright weak troll we know he's still alive

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:42 PM
alright weak troll we know he's still alive

I wish he was, I really do. I lost the love of my life.

clay
09-14-2017, 07:43 PM
I wish he was, I really do. I lost the love of my life.

rootbeer is still around as far as i know

Desolation
09-14-2017, 07:44 PM
rootbeer is still around as far as i know

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:45 PM
I loved Donny more than I ever loved anyone. I still do.

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:45 PM
No way with rootbeer.

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:48 PM
I accepted rootbeer's appology and happy to be friends but that's it.

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 07:49 PM
I'll never love anyone as much as Donny.

clay
09-14-2017, 08:03 PM
so you're basically saying donny fucked while rootbeer sucked

clay
09-14-2017, 08:03 PM
rootbeers little misshapen gummy worm of a dick just wasn't doing it for you

clay
09-14-2017, 08:03 PM
all soft and floppy and it gets even mushier when you turn the heat up

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 08:04 PM
Donny was the best guy I ever met

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 08:04 PM
all soft and floppy and it gets even mushier when you turn the heat up

Gross

clay
09-14-2017, 08:43 PM
feral cat farts now replace donny

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 08:50 PM
Nothing can ever replace Donny, not even cat farts

Battery Bits
09-14-2017, 08:51 PM
I have to stop crying and go to work now

Desolation
09-14-2017, 08:55 PM
where are you working?

timmy
09-14-2017, 10:17 PM
Donny dying is one thing, trying to make it all about you is disgusting

timmy
09-14-2017, 10:17 PM
Poor little me

clay
09-14-2017, 10:59 PM
Donny shit himself

Wendy <3
09-14-2017, 11:27 PM
I really miss that jazz cat he was awesome

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 12:55 AM
Donny dying is one thing, trying to make it all about you is disgusting

Fuck off you retarded pile of shit

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 01:06 AM
I'll express my grief and love

And you'll just be a retarded pile of shit

clay
09-15-2017, 03:38 AM
donny fucked debbie too. donny and rooty went ham on debbie

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 03:50 AM
that's just gross and stupid.

Donny had me, he didn't want anyone else, I miss him so much. Whenever I was sad he cheered me up, don't know what to do without him.
I was lucky to have known him. Never known anyone so good.

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 03:51 AM
The good die young.

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 04:00 AM
There is small comfort in cat farts.
A candle in my heart for Donny will burn forever but my heart will always be broken.

maks
09-15-2017, 05:44 AM
donny could have had something real in his last 2 years, instead he was wasting his time with you. you're the worst lisa.

timmy
09-15-2017, 06:38 AM
that's just gross and stupid.

Donny had me, he didn't want anyone else, I miss him so much. Whenever I was sad he cheered me up, don't know what to do without him.
I was lucky to have known him. Never known anyone so good.

You dojt know what to do without him? That is rich coming from someone who hasnt done anything for fhe past few decades and many decades to come. Stay mad and blame others for not getting your sjit together. Use scape goats keep doing it do more dont introspecr dont fucjing change you ancient dinsoaur fuck

timmy
09-15-2017, 06:39 AM
Ugh at least stevey knkws hes a piece of shit and pretends tk be delusional ughhh

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 06:40 AM
You're a loser Tim, I'm better than you in every way

CAG <3
09-15-2017, 08:03 AM
everyone at this forum is mean and a bad person lol

root ghost
09-15-2017, 08:19 AM
Hey cag

juji
09-15-2017, 11:28 AM
everyone at this forum is mean and a bad person lol

Almost*

Improve your vocabulary skills...

Desolation
09-15-2017, 12:52 PM
He died of a broken heart since after a full 2 years you wouldn't meet him

Desolation
09-15-2017, 12:54 PM
I have a bad brain maybe cause I am actually relieved I don't HAve to read his posts any more. I know I tell fags to killthemselves all the time on the web but this is one of those times I'm like yeah some retard killed himself and I don't care at all in fact I'm kinda happy not trying to be edgy just a strange realization sorry it makes u sad Lisa but this is how I'll grieve

Desolation
09-15-2017, 12:55 PM
I truly believe you never meeting him was a huge impact. I've had my heart pshycially hurt when I liked someone online and didn't meet them

maks
09-15-2017, 05:09 PM
lisa didn't give a fuck about him she's using his death for attention

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 06:15 PM
He died of a broken heart since after a full 2 years you wouldn't meet him

You don't know what you are talking about so fuck off

Also he posted here like once

Desolation
09-15-2017, 10:49 PM
he sucked at posting and yea i do know it hurts to have someone u love on hte web not meet you. thats how i feel when we talk ;_;~

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 11:02 PM
We always planned to meet. He was going to come here and I was going to marry him. The day before he died he got a job and was all happy saying that now he could save money and come and marry his sweety. He went to bed that night and never woke up. He was better than you at posting.

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 11:05 PM
And none of you know. It's not like we broke up or things didn't work out. He died!

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 11:06 PM
:'(

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 11:06 PM
I hope my cat farts again. Mia I need a cat fart.

Wendy <3
09-15-2017, 11:31 PM
If you ever need someone to talk to let me know so i can disable private messages

Battery Bits
09-15-2017, 11:35 PM
Thankyou. I'm ok, grieving but ok.

clay
09-16-2017, 12:34 AM
do you ever wonder if he died because he didn't want to be with you

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 12:43 AM
do you ever wonder if he died because he didn't want to be with you

No. Neither of us had any doubt about how we felt about each other. He left me with no doubt he loved me, more than anyone ever has. And I loved him more than I've ever loved anyone. I probably will never feel that way about anyone again.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 12:46 AM
At least I had that. Though I really thought we would grow old together. But at least I met him and had the time I did with him. It's a strange old world, strange and cruel.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
09-16-2017, 01:07 AM
Though I really thought we would grow old together.

you're all ready old

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:14 AM
He was 29.

Wendy <3
09-16-2017, 01:17 AM
I wish i could trade places with him so i wouldn't have to put up with you or the cat avatar guy anymore

clay
09-16-2017, 01:22 AM
No. Neither of us had any doubt about how we felt about each other. He left me with no doubt he loved me, more than anyone ever has. And I loved him more than I've ever loved anyone. I probably will never feel that way about anyone again.

did donny maybe have doubts about his feelings on not shooting up a bunch of speed right before going to bed

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:24 AM
At least he went in his sleep, not some drawn out illness or horrific accident.

But I would give anything to have him back, I'm going to miss him so much and forever.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:24 AM
did donny maybe have doubts about his feelings on not shooting up a bunch of speed right before going to bed
He didn't do that

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:26 AM
At least he went in his sleep, not some drawn out illness or horrific accident.

But I would give anything to have him back, I'm going to miss him so much and forever.

you can see him in heaven...............................................

clay
09-16-2017, 01:26 AM
not some drawn out illness or horrific accident.

that would be your life if you had stayed with rootbeer. just this long drawn out sickness that you cant escape which eventually kills you

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:26 AM
so you said he got his job. took those tips waiting tables and picked up some blacktar and had a little end of work celebration anD BAM!!!! life hits you like a fUCKIEN TRUCK

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:27 AM
you can see him in heaven...............................................

I hope so.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:28 AM
that would be your life if you had stayed with rootbeer. just this long drawn out sickness that you cant escape which eventually kills you

Yeah that was no good.

clay
09-16-2017, 01:28 AM
so you said he got his job. took those tips waiting tables and picked up some blacktar and had a little end of work celebration anD BAM!!!! life hits you like a fUCKIEN TRUCK

actually I think he just got endocarditis from all that needle use and he eventually died in his sleep

clay
09-16-2017, 01:28 AM
that's what his autopsy report says, anyway

Goodtouch MyDaughter
09-16-2017, 01:29 AM
I would give anything to have him back,

would you give your life up so Donny could go on living his?

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:31 AM
lisa you need some Arcade Fire to get you out of this funk

clay
09-16-2017, 01:31 AM
this guy is such a fag

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:32 AM
actually I think he just got endocarditis from all that needle use and he eventually died in his sleep
He was clean for a couple of years but sure his past drug use probably didn't help. But fact of the matter is he was born with a heart problem, it was too small for his body. I just wish there had been some sign he was going to go and it could have been prevented but there was no way of knowing. A couple of months ago he collapsed and was taken to hospital but they found nothing wrong him, they probably didn't even look hard enough because he was so young. But no, it was a real shock.

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:32 AM
this guy is such a fag

please respect the deceased

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:32 AM
would you give your life up so Donny could go on living his?
If that were possible.

But that's not possible.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:33 AM
that's what his autopsy report says, anyway


We have to wait 6 months for that.

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:33 AM
hey guys ruby died too hes been gone for 24 hours lol!

clay
09-16-2017, 01:34 AM
If that were possible.

But that's not possible.

perhaps you need to speak with doctor timmy

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:35 AM
lisa you need some Arcade Fire to get you out of this funk

I'm ok, just very sad and everyone keeps talking about it.

clay
09-16-2017, 01:35 AM
I would be sad if some guy I never met died too

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:35 AM
perhaps you need to speak with doctor timmy

I hate tim, he's an idiot.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:35 AM
hey guys ruby died too hes been gone for 24 hours lol!

I hope not. But I noticed that.

clay
09-16-2017, 01:35 AM
omg some random dude in china died, I would trade my life for his

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:37 AM
I would be sad if some guy I never met died too

We spent everyday together on skype for 4 years, we never even missed one day. It's not the same I know but I know our love for each other was real enough. He was my best friend in the whole wide world.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:37 AM
omg some random dude in china died, I would trade my life for his

It's not like that clay

clay
09-16-2017, 01:39 AM
what if rootbeer died :(

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:41 AM
We spent everyday together on skype for 4 years, we never even missed one day.

maybe this is a blessing in disguise to do something else with your time.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:41 AM
I'd care but I wouldn't feel the loss like I do with Donny. I never loved rootbeer. We were friends and I cared but I also stopped caring when the shit went down like it did. I never stopped caring about Donny and I always felt more for him than anyone else.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:42 AM
maybe this is a blessing in disguise to do something else with your time.

It's not.

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:42 AM
I never loved rootbeer. We were friends and I cared but I also stopped caring when the shit went down like it did.

ROOTBEER BTFO

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:43 AM
It's not.

well now what are you gonna do with all that free time? I'm gonna pick up sewing soon to make some christmas gifts

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:45 AM
Donnie Darko more like Donnie Deado

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:45 AM
xd

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:45 AM
xd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:46 AM
this guy is such a fag

I hate Deso

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:47 AM
i love lisa! ~^_^~

clay
09-16-2017, 01:48 AM
I never loved rootbeer.


I never loved rootbeer.


I never loved rootbeer.


I never loved rootbeer.

I never loved rootbeer.

I never loved rootbeer.


I never loved rootbeer.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:48 AM
Nah.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:48 AM
Lol @ clay

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:49 AM
I never loved rootbeer.

BUT
HE
LOVED
YOU
HE
SAID
SO
ON
THIS
VERY
FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:49 AM
Nah.

i do :v jajajajjaa

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:50 AM
Well I didn't. That's why when rootbeer asked to marry me I said, "No."

I never said no to Donny, I just thought it would be years before he would get here, at the very least he was always my best friend, at the most he was the guy I was going to spend my life with.

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:52 AM
you were sleeping around him that's pretty fucked up.

also how many marriage/divorces have you been through rootbeer fuck man are you a baptist?

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:53 AM
It's not fair he died so young. He never even got to see the game of thrones finale, never got to see the new IT movie, all the things he was looking forward to. Never got to come here and be with me.

Desolation
09-16-2017, 01:55 AM
he never even got to try fentanyl mixed with meth

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 01:58 AM
You're a shit poster

clay
09-16-2017, 02:09 AM
rootbeer asked Debbie to marry him, not you

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:12 AM
rootbeer asked Debbie to marry him, not you

He asked me multiple times and wanted to buy a ring, I said no

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:13 AM
And he kept asking everyday

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:14 AM
What's your thing with rootbeer anyway?

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:17 AM
So he married what he called his "back up plan", she knew he called her that too and still said yes, I have no sympathy for those two. They deserved each other.

clay
09-16-2017, 02:40 AM
he bought a ring

for debbies

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:45 AM
I know because she said yes.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:52 AM
He told me he just didn't want to be alone.

He was desperate to be married... see I'm not like that, I like to be alone so it has to be something special to make me want to give that up.

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 02:53 AM
Also being so much older I had already had lots of relationships and rootbeer hadn't had any yet at that time. And I told him he should date a few women first. But no he was dead set on getting married so he even had a "back up plan" aka Debbie.

clay
09-16-2017, 03:03 AM
gQHjcEXIvSE

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 03:05 AM
What a douche for stealing my hair idea

clay
09-16-2017, 03:07 AM
"rainbow hair"
About 20,000,000 results (0.51 seconds)

definitely your idear there boo

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 03:11 AM
Yeah but I told him I wanted my hair like that

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 03:11 AM
The internet stole all my ideas

Autistic Spectrum
09-16-2017, 09:15 AM
Now that donnys dead you can finally marry rootbeer and settle down

Desolation
09-16-2017, 09:35 AM
Yeah!

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 03:50 PM
Darren proposed to me last night via text message. I didn't say yes.

Wendy <3
09-16-2017, 04:12 PM
That's really swell. I hope you and darrel are really happy

Battery Bits
09-16-2017, 04:16 PM
Lol

I don't know about him. I'm not going to marry him.

But I got enough on my plate. I don't love him.

clay
09-16-2017, 05:21 PM
everyone just wants to marry old man lisa these days

timmy
09-17-2017, 02:07 AM
I'd care but I wouldn't feel the loss like I do with Donny. I never loved rootbeer. We were friends and I cared but I also stopped caring when the shit went down like it did. I never stopped caring about Donny and I always felt more for him than anyone else.

U literally just used rootbeer for his gifts. Filth.

timmy
09-17-2017, 02:09 AM
Seriously cant wait for the mental gymnastics of lisaa bullshit edcuses

Battery Bits
09-17-2017, 02:12 AM
Tim is a moron.