A thread thats all about lisa, her hopes and dreams, her stance on when life begins, her dead internet boyfriend,

[Autistic Spectrum]

Her various squabbles with people she knows on the Internet

[Mr. Jack]

rofl donny's dead

[Battery Bits]

They started it

[Mr. Jack]

did your baby start it too if not why did you kill it

[Battery Bits]

So they say the mr jack account is cag

[Battery Bits]

And cag had an abortion

[Battery Bits]

But I think it’s Wendy

[Battery Bits]

But whoever it is they are getting banned, just piss off bitch

[Mr. Jack]

not banned yet rofl

[Battery Bits]

They haven’t gotten home yet

[Mr. Jack]

your being a crybaby and we all know what you do to babies so when do you plan to abort yourself after all you have no brain activity

[Battery Bits]

Fuck off tard

[Mr. Jack]

I wish I could of watched donny die and recorded it to show you

[Wendy <3]

But I think it’s Wendy

You owe me an apology you stupid crazy bitch

[maks]

she won't apologize, that would imply she's capable of admitting fault or feeling remorse

[Battery Bits]

You owe me an apology you stupid crazy bitch

No it was you

[Wendy <3]

Several weeks ago you pm'd me thanking me for not making fun of your e-boyfriend, now you're accusing me of making another account about him again. You are one crazy and delusional whore and you seriously need to die

[Battery Bits]

It was you, you're pathetic. Get a life retard.

[Wendy <3]

Yeah, because I'm really scared of some insane fat whore online so i made a fake account to troll her

[Wendy <3]

I told you before you stupid bitch i didn't do it and i don't like lying pieces of shit talking shit accusing me of shit i didn't do. You're either gonna apologize or this shit will be taken to the next level at the expense of the person you pretended to "love"

[Battery Bits]

Yeah, because I'm really scared of some insane fat whore online so i made a fake account to troll her

Yep you did. Pathetic dumb slag.

[maks]

lisa I sent a flaggercat-esque ip logger link to mr. jack and to cag on steam, and it was the same ip, so if wendy is mr. jack he's posting from cag's house

[Battery Bits]

It wasn't cag, morons

[maks]

it's cag, deal with it

[Battery Bits]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
No: don't shoot and miss cag
No: are you mr. jack? if so gj today, I take back everything I said about you being a boringass sellout
No is now Snooze.
Your state is set to Offline.
No is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection reg

[Battery Bits]

Retard.

[maks]

you need to learn to tell the difference between what you want to believes and the actual hard truth, and the truth is cag trolled the fuck out of you while pretending to be your friend and listening to you complain about how mean and nasty her alt was

[maks]

wouldn't be tyhe first time, would it

[Battery Bits]

you need to learn to tell the difference between what you want to believes and the actual hard truth, and the truth is cag trolled the fuck out of you while pretending to be your friend and listening to you complain about how mean and nasty her alt was

It wasn't her you moron, it was wendy

[maks]

dude I matched up the IPs, if it's wendy then wendy is apparently living with cag

[maks]

maybe wendy has been jon this whole time

[Battery Bits]

It won't work, sorry morons.

[maks]

yeah, only two people who would know have told you it's true, might as well ignore them and believe what you want to believe despite overwhelming evidence, otherwise you wouldn't be lisa

[Battery Bits]

I'm just happy that younobviously have some personal problems right now, the past couple of weeks you've been a spastic and everyone knows you've got some personal issues going on. I hope you're sick and dying personally.

[maks]

I'm doing better than ever, when I'm doing really good I go on the attack and try to destroy lesser people when I;'m doing shitty I'm nice because I want sympagthy

[maks]

lisa I'll be honest with you I am incredibly drunk right now and yet even in this state I';m not even remotely atrteracted to you, like I dunno what anyone sees in you you're ugly you're annoying you're insane I guess they're just desperate as fuck and have never met a giant whore before

[maks]

plug drugs rootbeer care to weigh in here what the hell did you ever see in lisa be honest

[maks]

donny, anything to say? whoops my bad

[Battery Bits]

I'm just happy that younobviously have some personal problems right now, the past couple of weeks you've been a spastic and everyone knows you've got some personal issues going on. I hope you're sick and dying personally.
And now you're getting drunk alone and posting on a forum about your ever such strong feelings about me

[Wendy <3]

I hope you have fun explaining to donald's family why i contacted them about how you've been dragging their deceased family member through the mud here for whatever insane reason. Have they even read this forum yet because they're about to find out who and what you really are

[Battery Bits]

Ok bgd

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

getting shitfaced at home and provoking lisa is the only reason for this forum's existence imho

[Wendy <3]

Ok bgd

[maks]

And now you're getting drunk alone and posting on a forum about your ever such strong feelings about me

I got drunk with my friends in the charity organization while we were raising over $10k to give to high school kids as scholarships

I'm home now because it's almost 2am and we worked all night

[Battery Bits]

I got drunk with my friends in the charity organization while we were raising over $10k to give to high school kids as scholarships

I'm home now because it's almost 2am and we worked all nightthat seems to happen everyday, so either you're lying or lying. Sad loser.

[maks]

getting shitfaced at home and provoking lisa is the only reason for this forum's existence imho

lisa's best feature is she's the worst, so no matter how bad your life is you can still feel superior to her

[maks]

that seems to happen everyday, so either you're lying or lying. Sad loser.

it's happened every friday and ssaturday for the last 2 weeks

[Battery Bits]

it's happened every friday and ssaturday for the last 2 weeks

Shame you'r really just a shit person

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

getting drunk in my living room by myself rn tbh, I did start my drinking playing pool in public with other human beings earlier tonight though so it's not so bad (also won like $100 bucks motherfuckers)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

lisa's best feature is she's the worst, so no matter how bad your life is you can still feel superior to her

lisa best feature is that she's like an insane, female smarterchild. she's always online and up for talking shit

[maks]

getting drunk in my living room by myself rn tbh, I did start my drinking playing pool in public with other human beings earlier tonight though so it's not so bad (also won like $100 bucks motherfuckers)

dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them

[maks]

lisa best feature is that she's like an insane, female smarterchild. she's always online and up for talking shit

no. it's an illusion that she thrives on abuse. the right kind, at the right time, will send ger over the edge, I really believe that, I have tyo, because all I'm good at is doling out abuse and otherwiser I'm powerless and we'll never be rid of her

[maks]

dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them

like I've never really had problems meeting girls since after high school, but lately it's like I have more than I can handle, dude get a dog and go to the dog park and love your dog in front of girls I'm fucking telling you

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

don't have a dog, have been seeing a lot of raccoons lately because I overfill my trashcans and am an insomniac and smoke cigarettes in my driveway at 3 am and have srsly been considering catching one and keeping it as a pet, walking it around on a leash

[Battery Bits]

dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them
LMAO

[maks]

don't have a dog, have been seeing a lot of raccoons lately because I overfill my trashcans and am an insomniac and smoke cigarettes in my driveway at 3 am and have srsly been considering catching one and keeping it as a pet, walking it around on a leash

my dad had a pet racoon it would always brerak out of the cage and fuck up the kitchen they're too smart to be proper pets

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

tried to tame one of them but yeah that's what I noticed, like however many hot dog pieces nad honey bunches of oats I'd feed him he'd still not let me pet him and would bite the shit outta my boots

[maks]

tried to tame one of them but yeah that's what I noticed, like however many hot dog pieces nad honey bunches of oats I'd feed him he'd still not let me pet him and would bite the shit outta my boots

it's the same with domesticated animals, you don't ever want to get a boarder collie they're too smart they get bored and rip up your shit you need a dumbass animal rthat will worship you like a god and sleep all day when you're at work and not around to order it not to eat your rug

[Battery Bits]

tried to tame one of them but yeah that's what I noticed, like however many hot dog pieces nad honey bunches of oats I'd feed him he'd still not let me pet him and would bite the shit outta my boots

Dogs are great judges of character

[maks]

boarder collies like yeah he's smarter than me but not by much he'll be mad but he's still gonna fucking feed me

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

my parents had a border collie when I was like 5, all I remember is that she was a cunt and would bite me when I tried to ride around on her like a pony, but she'd herd the cats into the corner like sheep and intimidate them into submission with a death stare and knew a bunch of elaborate tricks like backflips catching frisbees and shit

[Wendy <3]

Lisa thought her mom was a cat :rofl:

[maks]

dogs are the best aren't they

[Wendy <3]

No because they piss on rims and ruin them

[maks]

dogs are super fufcking cool, they evolved to be our friends our species have a contract of mutual respect and food and pets in exchange for companionship it's fucking aewsome

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

dogs are super fufcking cool, they evolved to be our friends our species have a contract of mutual respect and food and pets in exchange for companionship it's fucking aewsome

dogs own, way cooler than imaginary internet friends, actually like 90% sure that I might be schizophrenic or some shit and I have spent the last 6 years posting on here talking to figments of my imagination, dp is my nightmare skeleton, lisa is my nightmare witch, and I use cocaine and shrooms and acid too much and will die of a heart attack before I'm 30

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

anyways, there is an owl in my yard rn hacking up a pellet full of tiny animal bones, gonna try to take a video of it, mix it with cornball negro rap music, gel my hair and insert myself awkwardly into the video as the owl pukes up animal bones, gonna become a youtube celebrity

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

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[maks]

I'd watch every minute of that especially if you ate the pellet