I'm getting a dog next Saturday

[Gabi-xx]

Before you weirdos suggest it, no, I will not do anything with peanut butter so just STOP IT.
She's going to be my therapy dog so I can be loved by something and take care of something to fill the gaping void in my withered old soul
She's a golden retriever. :3

[Boar]

what is the dogs name please

[Gabi-xx]

Melora

[Boar]

is that a dog or a god :what:

[Gabi-xx]

Melora is a goddess in the D&D pantheon. Her realms are wilderness, nature and the sea. :3
I think there was also a character in Star Trek Deep Space Nine named Melora but she's not important.

[Boar]

oh i know thats why i made that joke

i use a pantheon with her in it

[Gabi-xx]

Are we soulmates or what

[maks]

dogs are the fucking best

[Wendy <3]

Do you need therapy for your foot licking disorder

[Gabi-xx]

http://i67.tinypic.com/1551a92.jpg
Look at her precious fucking face

[Gabi-xx]

Do you need therapy for your foot licking disorder

No, that's just a symptom. She's gonna help me with my crippling depression. :3

[Desolation]

i tihnk shes deformed

[Gabi-xx]

Aren't we all

[Boar]

Are we soulmates or what

yes

[Wendy <3]

This forum causes crippling depression

[maks]

jesus christ that's one of the 5 most adorable things I've ever fucking seen

[Gabi-xx]

jesus christ that's one of the 5 most adorable things I've ever fucking seen

You're getting soft in your old age. ;)

[maks]

I've always loved dogs that hasn't changed

[Gabi-xx]

You so precious

[maks]

No, this is precious

https://i.imgur.com/9PzKtpE.jpg

[Wendy <3]

You so precious

[Gabi-xx]

I love you guys so much

[Dustin]

that's a real cute dog

[Gabi-xx]

YOU'RE A REAL CUTE DOG

[maks]

so about that bowl of your underwear

[Gabi-xx]

You want it? blink twice

[rubycalaber]

in the last year of her life my dalmation kind of functioned as a therapy dog where I got conformable being physically intimate when she slept in my bed and also taught me some responsibility when I had to clean up after her when she shit in my bed

waking up naked under the covers with a dog really let me come to terms with my white identity

[Gabi-xx]

Happy for you :3

[rubycalaber]

and then we had to put her down, rip

[Gabi-xx]

Dead dreams and dead dogs. It's the circle of life

[Battery Bits]

I’m house and dog sitting and sleeping with the dog right now, we’ll meant to be sleeping but I can’t sleep. The dog is sleeping though. Good for him.

[maks]

I hope he kills you like heroin killed donny

[Cams Purple Lambo]

I’m house and dog sitting and sleeping with the dog right now, we’ll meant to be sleeping but I can’t sleep. The dog is sleeping though. Good for him.

ok here comes me spamming your PI. hopefully it will show up as the first result when you google your name. lisa mcbuГnie

[maks]

did you end up going with wordpress or static html for thinkingofhiringlisamcbushpig.com?

[Battery Bits]

Animals love me

[Cams Purple Lambo]

dogs literally love anyone, but i could imagine a dog wanting lisa to gtfo of its house (like i want her to gtfo of this forum) and also hating her

[Cams Purple Lambo]

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[Battery Bits]

No-one likes you

Why do you think you keep getting banned?

Why did you need to make a dozen accounts to vote for yourself?

[Cams Purple Lambo]

No-one likes you


https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[maks]

I think the consensus is that bgd is leaps and bounds better than lisa in every way imaginable

[Battery Bits]

No it’s really not

And you seem to forget that you’re a dickhead

[Cams Purple Lambo]

No it’s really not

And you seem to forget that you’re a dickhead

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[maks]

No it’s really not

And you seem to forget that you’re a dickhead

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[Battery Bits]

Dickheads

[maks]

Dickheads

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[Battery Bits]

Great post man

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg,

[Battery Bits]

Don’t spam Gabi’s thread

[maks]

I'll spam what I want to spam bitch

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[Battery Bits]

Uh okaaaaaay

Dickhead

[maks]

I hope everyone you care about dies just like donny

https://i.imgur.com/FCDAbFd.jpg

[Battery Bits]

I think you care a little too much dickhead

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I’m house and dog sitting and sleeping with the dog right now, we’ll meant to be sleeping but I can’t sleep. The dog is sleeping though. Good for him.

we've got a dog fucking joke and a babysitter rapist joke in need of exfil

[Battery Bits]

Not from me, I’m above that

A bit like I’m also above spamming people’s threads

[Battery Bits]

I come here to feel high and mighty because these low-lives make it easy

[maks]

not a single one of us ever murdered a baby

[maks]

well maybe kent but that was in vietnam there's no rules in war just fight or die

[Battery Bits]

Uh huh ok sure maks

[maks]

sure make light of your guilt in the worst thing anyone on this forum has ever done, 'lol I just killed my own child, no big whoop'

[maks]

There's some really bad people on this forum, I should know I'm one of them. But you're the worst by a wide margin. You're just shy of sandy hook shooter levels of terrible.

[Battery Bits]

Never killed a child retard

[maks]

you killed one that we know of, you said it yourself

[maks]

was that another hallucination or psychotic break?

[Battery Bits]

Not a child, not a baby

Retard

[Battery Bits]

I had an abortion you dumb freak

[maks]

awfully convenient cognitive dissonance you got there

[Battery Bits]

Facts are facts

[maks]

I'll bet most murderers try to rationalize their crimes, nobody thinks its pure evil when they do it

[Battery Bits]

It’s not murder

[DonaldStoneJr.]

cmon sweety its kind of murder I mean u literally killed someone

[Wendy <3]

Go back to hell and take the stupid whore you made sexually abuse herself on cam each day with you

[maks]

I love him so much

[Gabi-xx]

Dogs are so great

[Cams Purple Lambo]

Dogs are so great

is having an abortion murder gabi?

[Gabi-xx]

I don't really want to voice my opinion because I don't want to alienate anyone's choices of bodily autonomy. I haven't been is such a position so my opinion may be biased by my own personal experiences.

[maks]

Dogs are so great

way better than people

[Cams Purple Lambo]

I don't really want to voice my opinion because I don't want to alienate anyone's choices of bodily autonomy. I haven't been is such a position so my opinion may be biased by my own personal experiences.

fair enough. is a freezer the proper place to store a decomposed cat?

[Cams Purple Lambo]

jack russels are the bomb. but need a lot of fucking attention. i also like italian greyhounds

[Gabi-xx]

What the fuck no. Hard no.

[Gabi-xx]

You need fresh cat for Kung Pao chicken, this is like basic Chinese cooking etiquette

[Cams Purple Lambo]

What the fuck no. Hard no.

lol lisa literally put a dead cat in her freezer thinking it was her mom (not a joke)

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/vAAeCXG.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

Is there a dog in your crotch or are you happy to see me

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/Y0wqpve.jpg

[maks]

Is there a dog in your crotch or are you happy to see me

can't it be both

[Cams Purple Lambo]

https://i.imgur.com/vAAeCXG.jpg

what kind of dog it that? dope dog. puppies ravage the shit out of your hands with their pointy teeth

[Gabi-xx]

Gonna ugly cry fucking precious cute little angel

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/OqB1dhR.jpg

[maks]

Gonna ugly cry fucking precious cute little angel

I have the best baby pictures of anyone I know



what kind of dog it that? dope dog. puppies ravage the shit out of your hands with their pointy teeth

that's what a :nova: looks like at 6 weeks old

[Gabi-xx]

My heart is goo

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/hrQVzhv.jpg

[Cams Purple Lambo]

I have the best baby pictures of anyone I know




that's what a :nova: looks like at 6 weeks old

nice i like the eyes

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/As5CCxr.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

Heh there's a small canine in your under garments

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/uYgIOi3.jpg

[maks]

Heh there's a small canine in your under garments

that's what she said

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/tefCKiu.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

My anaconda don't want none

[Wendy <3]

I want another dog but they always get killed by sickos or coyotes

[maks]

what you need is an irish wolfhound they could take down a whole pack of coyotes

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/zCiMFN7.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

Get a moose

[Cams Purple Lambo]

https://i.imgur.com/As5CCxr.jpg

do you wear 36L jeans...if so holy shit how tall are you?

[Gabi-xx]

Taller than that dog, that's for damn sure

[maks]

36 liters tall

[Wendy <3]

Does that dog eat underwear out of bowls

[Gabi-xx]

The underwear is a bowl

[maks]

:nova: is a well adjusted young lady

[Gabi-xx]

Super Nova

[maks]

she's currently staring at me from her bed on the other side of the living room, she's a mexican staring dog

[maks]

post more pictures of your soon to be puppy

[Gabi-xx]

http://i68.tinypic.com/i5n5gm.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

http://i66.tinypic.com/soa0l3.jpg

[Gabi-xx]

http://i65.tinypic.com/lch7d.jpg
This was the day I drove to go meet the whole litter and fell in love with her. She was so sweet and snuggled in and just fell right asleep. Ahhh I love her.

[Dustin]

what a cute thread, thanks for posting.

[Wendy <3]

I wanna see pics of you licking puppy feet someday

[maks]

that's gonna be one fine companion right there