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rootbeer
04-22-2014, 03:16 PM
And she claims it's from her ass being too big ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
04-22-2014, 03:18 PM
so?

Autistic Spectrum
04-22-2014, 03:24 PM
cag's made up boyfriend for this month is getting so owned right now

rootbeer
04-22-2014, 03:26 PM
cag's made up boyfriend for this month is getting so owned right now

cag
04-22-2014, 03:27 PM
yeah, my boyfriend is actually made up, rootbeer.

cag
04-22-2014, 03:27 PM
my boyfriend who isn't even real can't penetrate me. you got molested lmao

cag
04-22-2014, 03:30 PM
it was all a plot to make marco jealous and you got molested.

Autistic Spectrum
04-22-2014, 03:50 PM
get your grandma to molest him again, teach him a lesson

cag
04-22-2014, 04:06 PM
just keep talking about his broken dick, this thread is proof that he hates that.

cag
04-22-2014, 04:09 PM
he literally can't fathom a woman scoffing at his broken, useless limp worm wiener and its a sensitive issue with him. That and getting molested by his mom.

rootbeer
04-22-2014, 04:19 PM
cag twerk that fat ghetto booty for us

steveyos YOLO
04-22-2014, 08:18 PM
Fuck off rooty

cag
04-22-2014, 08:34 PM
Rooty trying so hard to get back at me after making fun of his tiny weener that is incapable of satisfying anyone

steveyos YOLO
04-22-2014, 09:25 PM
Your hole is too large to satisfy anyone

Desolation
04-24-2014, 03:08 AM
rootbeer is it true u have a small cock dude

rootbeer
04-24-2014, 12:25 PM
rootbeer is it true u have a small cock dude

I'm not cags boyfriend

rootbeer
04-24-2014, 12:25 PM
Gross dude

cag
04-24-2014, 12:27 PM
Rootbeer got molested and now his dick wont work.

cag
04-24-2014, 12:29 PM
Rootbeer also has to pay fir thing s to get women to pay attention to him. Confirmed small penis.

cag
04-24-2014, 12:31 PM
I heard rooty goes from forum to. Forum white knighting the lisas of the world to lure them into his web of jizz and broken dick

Garfield
04-24-2014, 07:42 PM
hot dog down a hallway

Garfield
04-24-2014, 07:42 PM
cag i just want you to know that i would fill your gaping pussy up and order you a pizza with a real life credit card before i left and never called you again

cag
04-24-2014, 08:58 PM
It takes a real sized man to fill my man sized hole . You are not my type

Garfield
04-24-2014, 09:03 PM
but my dick is

cag
04-24-2014, 09:18 PM
Im gay

Poopalew
04-24-2014, 09:23 PM
Im gay

111!

steveyos YOLO
04-24-2014, 09:32 PM
How can such a tiny girl have such a massive hole

Garfield
04-24-2014, 10:38 PM
god is misterious when he made her out of clay in his workshop he must have been feeling horney and mrs. god wasnt around so he fucked cags clay person hole then threw her as hard as he can towards earth and she landed on her face thus

the president of sex
04-24-2014, 11:26 PM
And she claims it's from her ass being too big ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

missionary postiion is a thing i woudl know i am the president of sex

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 07:19 AM
cag is so gross lol

steveyos YOLO
04-25-2014, 10:20 AM
You'd still jizz all over her if you had the chance

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 11:23 AM
Hell no

cag
04-25-2014, 12:33 PM
Nobody wants your broke dick, you fat faggot stop acting like anyone does lmao

cag
04-25-2014, 12:35 PM
Rootbeer is mad today lmao. He must have tried to fuck Debbie last night and his limp, lifeless wiener just spat out jizz in seconds and he prolly blamed me.

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 12:46 PM
Keep thinking about my cock, make sure to post all your fanfics etc

cag
04-25-2014, 12:56 PM
Everyone here knows your dick is broken. Everyone knows you were fondled in the bath by your mother. Everyone knows you're a little bitch that cries when he doesn't get his way and people bring it up to make fun of you, not because they find you attractive in any way. Cute little coping mechanism, tho. lol

cag
04-25-2014, 12:59 PM
so when you're about to pound on Debbie, but you jizz the second your dick barely even touches her pussy, do you get mad at this forum?

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 01:09 PM
Lol somehow it's my fault your bf can't fuck you?

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 01:09 PM
You need therapy

cag
04-25-2014, 01:14 PM
I don't have a broken dick, nor was I fondled. lmao irony imploding.

cag
04-25-2014, 01:15 PM
broken limp noodle dick ^__^

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 01:15 PM
Do you make him use toys cuz his dick is so small?

Desolation
04-25-2014, 01:17 PM
cag you can ride my cock sweetheart

cag
04-25-2014, 01:18 PM
"Nothing is more embarrassing then premature ejaculation, after it happens it made me feel like I was less of a man." Jay, Louisville, KY

cag
04-25-2014, 01:20 PM
"struggled with PE for years and years. Most of all this was causing major depression and anxiety. I was scared to sleep with women. No man should have to deal with this. I know alot of men do. I probably go in about 2-3 minutes max , mostly around 1-2 minutes."

lmao

cag
04-25-2014, 01:36 PM
Join Date:12-21-2011.Current Activity:Private Messaging .Last Activity:1 Minute Ago

either Sherman is private messaging lisa begging her to stop telling his embarrassing secrets, or he's whining to the admins about getting picked on.

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 01:48 PM
pls pls fix my rep and broken penis clay, clay pls, ,cody loves you and you love him clay my rep and dick are both broken

steveyos YOLO
04-25-2014, 01:51 PM
Cat avatar guy obsessed with limp dicks because she's a primary cause of limp dicks

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 01:53 PM
every single one of you would fuck cag given half the chance,, ,just bought plug drugs a one way bus ticket to santa barbra , to live out all of our dreams,

cag
04-25-2014, 01:55 PM
I'm going to drown plug drugs in a bucket as soon as he gets here.

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 01:58 PM
plug drugs is pretty fat you must have a big ass bucket

cag
04-25-2014, 02:00 PM
I have power tools. I can make him fit into the bucket

cag
04-25-2014, 02:00 PM
dump the rest down my neighbors drain pipe, wait a few days, then call the police and complain about the
dead body smell.

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 02:09 PM
more like fuck pluggys fat little dick off, then watch as he steals all your drugs and food,, till you get sick of him and send him back to his grandma's house

cag
04-25-2014, 02:11 PM
http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/21936/9c951f219357353.jpg

cag
04-25-2014, 02:12 PM
already got to ceberry because he didn't wanna be my black friend. pluggy is next.

cag
04-25-2014, 02:16 PM
Join Date:12-21-2011.Current Activity:Viewing Forum Dr. m0nde's House Call.Last Activity:6 Minutes Ago

Sherman, you broke dicked piece of shit, you've gotten all quiet. :( something wrong, my lil broke dicked buddy?

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 02:31 PM
Cags mad

cag
04-25-2014, 02:42 PM
rootygotmolested.com

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 02:43 PM
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cag
04-25-2014, 02:52 PM
pleasestophurtingmyfeelings.com

Autistic Spectrum
04-25-2014, 02:55 PM
lmao^_^.net

rootbeer
04-25-2014, 04:38 PM
dpandcag.com claylvoescody.com lisaisabetfualpersonandyouraclown.com cagsgothorentsnestinherpssy.org

:jap:

Garfield
04-25-2014, 08:24 PM
I don't have a broken dick, nor was I fondled. lmao irony imploding.

been here for a year and still doesnt know what irony means

cag
04-25-2014, 09:30 PM
Posting here since 2008 (which you will bring up any chance you get) and youre still stealing dp post s lamo

Gentleman Doli
04-26-2014, 08:25 AM
Irony is when u say somthing really mean but your just kiding around. Were all frends here at ruby net

Garfield
04-26-2014, 08:37 AM
i defintiely hope cag stays here foreever

lnopia the great
04-26-2014, 02:41 PM
you are all destined to stay here forever