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ObedientGirl69
04-23-2014, 02:56 AM
I don't know if you've heard it before but it's one of my proud moments....

I lived in this squat like share house when I was at uni for a while... it was really dodgy, no locks on our doors anyway one night I woke up in one of the bungalows and I woke up right in the middle of one of the student guys who was living in that particular bungalow fiddling away wif me bits, I was a bit drowsy and a touch disorientated so I kind of just swore and got out of the bed.... He must have been playing up my bum because I felt like I needed a shit so I squatted in his waste paper basket and did a shit... I grabbed his white towel, wiped my ass with it, all this time he's just saying, "no Lisa, no, no, no, no" I told him to fuck off and threw the towel at him and stormed back into the house and my room. The next day this fucker comes up to me with this brown stained towel asking me what he's supposed to do with it.... honestly though the look on his face.... the look on his face made me just laugh, I just laughed at him and told him I'd wash the towel.

The end.

ObedientGirl69
04-23-2014, 03:35 AM
I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 03:37 AM
Is that worse than vagina and or bum spiders?

maks
04-23-2014, 05:56 AM
have you ever gone 5 minutes without getting raped lisa

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 09:31 AM
have you ever gone 5 minutes without getting raped lisa

I think in this case he was more traumatized than I was

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 09:33 AM
I'll be back tomorrow with more rape and or pooing stories

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 10:08 AM
lisa walks out of the house to get the mail and get's fuckign raped,,,, can someone pls just fucking murder her just once, rape and murder her,,,it will stop her from getting raped

maks
04-23-2014, 02:01 PM
the other women in australia must be hideous if all these guys see lisa and just have to have her

cody lundin
04-23-2014, 02:34 PM
well to be fair we saw that peterson woman

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 02:45 PM
lisa is the prettiest gal on penguin island :swoon:

maks
04-23-2014, 02:53 PM
it's a small island

cody lundin
04-23-2014, 03:18 PM
lisa stabbed the only other cometitively pretty woman to death in front of her bedsit 6 months ago

ObedientGirl69
04-23-2014, 06:54 PM
the other women in australia must be hideous if all these guys see lisa and just have to have her

What "all these guys"?

I've woken up in a dodgy situation or two or more. Such things happen to many women... men too.

Would you like to hear the time after heavy drinking and popping numerous tranquillisers that I hot raped in the snow?

Well you'll have to wait to next week's instalment of "Where did Lisa get raped?"

*points at places on a doll*

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 07:02 PM
lisa you ever get raped on a merry go round

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 07:02 PM
lisa how many times where you raped when you where in the circus

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 07:03 PM
lisa wh8ere you ever raped by the same person twice(your realitvies don't count)

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 07:30 PM
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Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 07:45 PM
The uploader has not made this video availaibe in your country pj harvey fucking sucks america hates her

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 07:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2tGhWVMc2E

ObedientGirl69
04-23-2014, 08:13 PM
What "all these guys"?

I've woken up in a dodgy situation or two or more. Such things happen to many women... men too.

Would you like to hear the time after heavy drinking and popping numerous tranquillisers that I hot raped in the snow?

Well you'll have to wait to next week's instalment of "Where did Lisa get raped?"

*points at places on a doll*It was a hatrick rape in the snow night

but it ended in the warm showers with the guitarist and I was pretty tuckered out after that so I went to bed... I woke up the next day unlike my over 6 ft ski instructor friend that I had known since we were kids... they were MY tranquilizers and I must have given her too many because she was in a coma for a day... she was ok though as in she eventually woke up... she had passed out in the snow and I somehow managed to half carry/drag her back to her brother's cabin... and I hung out there for a while but then I decided to go back to the pub for more drinks...

maks
04-23-2014, 09:14 PM
What "all these guys"?

I've woken up in a dodgy situation or two or more. Such things happen to many women... men too.

Would you like to hear the time after heavy drinking and popping numerous tranquillisers that I hot raped in the snow?

Well you'll have to wait to next week's instalment of "Where did Lisa get raped?"

*points at places on a doll*

you must be incredibly jaded if getting raped at 8 years old only registers as a 'dodgy situation'

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 09:25 PM
you must be incredibly jaded if getting raped at 8 years old only registers as a 'dodgy situation'I'm talking about other dodgy situations

you're pretty fucked up to be fixated on that

maks
04-23-2014, 09:26 PM
it's not often someone on the internet gives all the gory details of her childhood rape to a bunch of strangers on a trolling forum

maks
04-23-2014, 09:27 PM
what's your address lisa I'm going to send you a balloon

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 09:27 PM
what's your address lisa I'm going to send you a balloonfruitcake

maks
04-23-2014, 09:29 PM
do you prefer mylar or latex

maks
04-23-2014, 09:30 PM
personally I like mylar balloons because they can come in fun shapes

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 09:42 PM
lisa where you raped in the last 48 hours,did you even go outside in the last 48 hours,, if you did you where prob raped at some point,,,

maks
04-23-2014, 09:48 PM
how about this

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/1285431165/balloon.jpg?color=Silver&qv=94&r=635338828492693743

maks
04-23-2014, 09:50 PM
and I'll send a copy of this too

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/20064/large/rapefordummies_profile.png

Dirty Beatle
04-23-2014, 09:59 PM
lol maks