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Gentleman Doli
04-23-2014, 09:34 AM
I lived in this squat like share house when I was at uni for a while... it was really dodgy, no locks on our doors anyway one night I woke up in one of the bungalows and I woke up right in the middle of one of the student guys who was living in that particular bungalow fiddling away wif me bits, I was a bit drowsy and a touch disorientated so I kind of just swore and got out of the bed.... He must have been playing up my bum because I felt like I needed a shit so I squatted in his waste paper basket and did a shit... I grabbed his white towel, wiped my ass with it, all this time he's just saying, "no Lisa, no, no, no, no" I told him to fuck off and threw the towel at him and stormed back into the house and my room. The next day this fucker comes up to me with this brown stained towel asking me what he's supposed to do with it.... honestly though the look on his face.... the look on his face made me just laugh, I just laughed at him and told him I'd wash the towel.

Gentleman Doli
04-23-2014, 09:34 AM
LISA GOT RAPED BY A TOWEL

Gentleman Doli
04-23-2014, 09:34 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 10:05 AM
lisa has been raped and molested so many times, and yet never murdered,

cag
04-23-2014, 12:30 PM
lisa throws feces at people.

cag
04-23-2014, 12:30 PM
ahahahahahaha

maks
04-23-2014, 02:02 PM
lisa has been raped and molested so many times, and yet never murdered,

she should try fighting back sometime

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 02:45 PM
rape lisa ad/ed

maks
04-23-2014, 02:50 PM
the australian prime minister petitioned the olympics to add raping lisa as an event

maks
04-23-2014, 02:51 PM
I'll bet an african country would win, blacks are genetically better at rape

Autistic Spectrum
04-23-2014, 02:53 PM
fiddling away wif me bits

maks
04-23-2014, 02:54 PM
why didn't rootbeer just rape lisa instead of renting her

maks
04-23-2014, 02:54 PM
If I had any inclination or desire to have sex with lisa I'd totally rape her, it sounds easy enough and it doesn't cost a dime

lnopia the great
04-23-2014, 04:23 PM
belgium is pretty notorious for rape too i could see them getting to the podium

maks
04-23-2014, 09:15 PM
belgium is right next to germany though I'm sure they could find prettier women to rape