ultra rare pic of stevey's canadian gf

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you can never talk to her tho canada has a different internet than everyone else so you gotta go to canada to talk to her.but i assure you she totally exists and is really stevey's gf(he touched her boob once)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0pbb9g2PG1r9e2w0o1_1280.jpg

[maks]

impossible, she looks human

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/HjXUR.gif

[stalker virus]

if this is true i am very impressed :braco:

[Dustin]

im not

[maks]

neither am I, she's certainly nothing to brag about but still better than I expected stevey to get. she must have a fat father.

[stalker virus]

i'm very impressed that stevey could actually talk to a female that can even fit in a picture

[Dustin]

i'm very impressed that stevey could actually talk to a female that can even fit in a picture

but he can do so much better

[maks]

I'm impressed he doesn't think it's at all pathetic that he has to go on the internet and meet a girl from a different country.

[stalker virus]

haters gonna hate

[stalker virus]

^^steveyos style dedication post^^

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/HjXUR.gif

Did You Know:
I created the original of this GIF from a rip of caddyshack back in 2004, for a forum I posted at from 2003-2005. (yours is altered from the original frame timings so I didn't bother comparing MD5s) but it contains the same framecount as my original.

I've seen it 5-6 times since, but that first time seeing my original reposted as a macro by some stranger in a strange place was when I decided that I really hated the internet.

[blumpkin blownuts]

op reminds me of the drag queen from Mixed Nuts

[blumpkin blownuts]

I wish I had copyrighted that gif though, then I could sue ashley for damages (or settle out of court for a handjob)
jk nobody is allowed to touch my p.p. ever again

[clay]

http://i.imgur.com/HjXUR.gif

Did You Know:
I created the original of this GIF from a rip of caddyshack back in 2004, for a forum I posted at from 2003-2005. (yours is altered from the original frame timings so I didn't bother comparing MD5s) but it contains the same framecount as my original.

I've seen it 5-6 times since, but that first time seeing my original reposted as a macro by some stranger in a strange place was when I decided that I really hated the internet.

did you know that you didnt create the movie and you didnt alter this gif in any way, so you added nothing

[stalker virus]

I wish I had copyrighted that gif though, then I could sue ashley for damages (or settle out of court for a handjob)
jk nobody is allowed to touch my p.p. ever again

how about you settle down (in a shallow grave ha ha ha just kidding maybe)

[blumpkin blownuts]

clay's made more gifs than me which get reposted 1000's of times i hereby yield all the good energies I had 20 mins ago to clay

[blumpkin blownuts]

how about you settle down (in a shallow grave ha ha ha just kidding maybe)

let's settle down together, but temporary-like

[blumpkin blownuts]

also it's good to sleep close to ground level, or just slightly below. Much less EM interference with natural brain-sleep processes that way

[stalker virus]

also it's good to sleep close to ground level, or just slightly below. Much less EM interference with natural brain-sleep processes that way

http://i.imgur.com/WAIw4.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

My machines can deliver you from the thetas that are making you uncertain about your life.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Unhappy? Come inside for a free EEG, and a personalized, professional advisory session.

[steveyos]

ash she's actually wicked pretty, I'm fucking lucky she's also cool as hell which is all I even care about

[lnopia the great]

ive seen many hot girls with ugly guys but steveyos with someone not disgusting would be legendary (and legends dont exist)

[clay]

is this the girl who is 17, steveiy

[steveyos]

18 now,

[clay]

and youre going to move to canada

[blumpkin blownuts]

but srsly that image originated from SA, specifically fyad
after I fucking generated it entirely myself, in contribution to an ultimately-sucessful campaign to repel some unwanted faggots from our doom2 forum

anyway there's no such thing as caddyshack and besides I PAID FOR THE FUCKING FILMROLL that scene was shot on along with everything else, so yes it is mine mine mine

[Garfield]

http://img2.etsystatic.com/000/0/5919939/il_570xN.202453114.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

wait what about moving to canada
steve you remember the NSS Svcs groundbreaking in MAINE? The one I dropped 50k on for the dinner party ALONE? no you were stoned thru the entire thing

Whoever this is, you just make sure she understands she and you are both about to relocate in Maine even if that means moving you both there in pieces. Don't screw me on this.

[clay]

i remember that

[Garfield]

sugar high^

[steveyos]

one of us is too high right now

[rootbeer]

remember that epic meal time buffet clay hosted where it was deep fried snickerz everything?

[blumpkin blownuts]

It's Maine, or remains. Your choice. Not mine.

Steve you and I both know you're way too deep into this yourself just to fly all far the fuck away to canada and pretend nothing else exists.

[clay]

you're too deep in bob hughes to just pull out and fly off for some girl

[blumpkin blownuts]

i remember that

how about the smell of those luscious gardenia & honeysuckle centerpieces
God what a great time that was. Back when we had a common vision. And here we are, with a cataract right smack in front.

[Garfield]

stevey deleted fjs for a girl

[steveyos]

what the hell are you talking about I would never fly and never live in canada

[blumpkin blownuts]

Just wanted to hear you say it. Cuz when you say it, you mean it. And when you mean it, you really mean it.

[sex with dead people]

Have you even fucked that bitch yet?

[steveyos]

no and I never will that's gross

[stalker virus]

she kind of looks like she could be your sister though...

[Camoron]

bobhhughes you are stealing my gimmick of claiming to invent things on the internet (i invented that gimmick)

[rootbeer]

stevey deleted fjs for a girl

so romantic

[blumpkin blownuts]

Cam if you're talking about that image macro, here's the story:

yes, I am the first person to put that image online. I later learned it was members of fyad who had taken it back with them to SA (with their tails between their legs after having fucked with the wrong crew and losing a long, 2004-era imagemacro war to a Doom2 forum) and by 2005, dozens of posters from sa, ng, collegehumor, consumptionjunction, break, ebaums etc ad nauseum are all using for an avatar or sig MY image that I made on MY own damn computer using vdub & MY own pirated copy of imageready, so yeah I was quite non-plussed over the realization that I would never get credit for it even if I could easily submit the proof that it's MINE

[blumpkin blownuts]

The internet basically raped my baby. So, fuck content pirates & their bullshit artistic license

[Garfield]

bob hughes is max

[Garfield]

a dingo ate barrys baby

[Garfield]

m0nde aka the internet

[stalker virus]

bob hughes you are such a pathetic whiney baby is it anyone's fault but your own that you didn't leave a watermark on it

[stalker virus]

raped by negligence

[stalker virus]

gotten
doli XXXX
dp X
steveyos X

[timmy]

i whsh clay would kill himself slowly by eating too many snickers daily

[timmy]

http://i.imgur.com/q2169.jpg

disd you really spent like 2 hours on that shit man really

[timmy]

knowing stomple he spends hours on end on a single shitty pic edit and no one laughs at it

[steveyos]

that's not her, ash

[maks]

knowing stomple he spends hours on end on a single shitty pic edit and no one laughs at it

pretty much

[timmy]

ever kissed a girl, steffies?

[stalker virus]

that's not her, ash
http://i.imgur.com/bmjpe.jpg
credit:stompleb

[timmy]

kill:ashley

[stalker virus]

okay butt nipples

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hughes you are such a pathetic whiney baby is it anyone's fault but your own that you didn't leave a watermark on it

I have the original somewhere, I might have to dissemble an old fucked HD to get it, but I have it. Why would a watermark be any better, by the time a "viral" image hits your local Fox affiliate the source has 3-5 watermarks all on top of each other.

And I'm not really upset. Clay's first response basically closed the case. I didn't make an edit to the source (which I stole) using the editing software (stolen) that would invoke any "fair-use" or "artistic license" provisions.
The only time I would bother to watermark something I posted would be if it was something that was:
a) monetizable in the first place, which my caddyshack gif is not
b) created at least mostly by me, with a great deal of effort and originality (strike 2)
c) funny for good reason (rather than by a stereotype reason, as in my gif, or stupid or "ironic" reason as in poptartcat)

[sex with dead people]

Leave a watermark on her face...

[stalker virus]

typical peter north response :rolleyes:

[sex with dead people]

I didn't mean it like that. Stop being gross.

[Garfield]

typical peter north response :rolleyes:

typical pent up sexual frustration

[stalker virus]

typical garfield, butting in

[blumpkin blownuts]

Leave a watermark on her face...

Can't even masturbate to orgasm anymore, and that was the only way. Now I don't even get an urge.
In having an outwardly-toxic personality, I only attract women of the same. Other than my first time, when I was really eager, I've never been the one to initiate sex - I just do it to either satisfy expectations/ultimatums "You already know what I want for my birthday so are going to give it to me or are you going to completely ruin my birthday?", or even being coerced/extorted into it.
Ashleys avatar reminds me spending alot of time in a sorority where I was a honorary "sister-by-injection". I joined the jock frat, (though I am not a jock) and the broads were the jockette sorority (v-ball, softball, cheersquad) so most us would either hook up with them, or search off-campus. But thats how I learned the newest form of chivalry which is holding a girl's long hair back when vomiting, so she doesn't get doesn't get vomit in her hair.
But where was I going, oh yeah as another super-human "ability" in my repertoire, I haven't seen anyone online or off that can even give me a chub-on.

[stalker virus]

was this in 1980 as well

[blumpkin blownuts]

late 90's and since

[stalker virus]

glad i could provide a flashback for you

[steveyos]

ash did I Miss anything

[stalker virus]

whoooo knowsss

[sex with dead people]

Idk what to say...

[steveyos]

nothing worth reading ever

[stalker virus]

steveyos whatever your gf looks like i'm sure she's very sane and not retarded

[clay]

most sarcastic post of the forums history

[steveyos]

come post at fjs, I'll let you meet her since you two will probably be friends irl one day when you're knights at fjs castle

[steveyos]

not clay, but do I really need to even say tgatb

[clay]

stevey lets start a business together and move to canada

[stalker virus]

clay isn't allowed in canada anymore

[stalker virus]

don't fall for it steveyyyYYyY

[steveyos]

clay ate Canada's supply of Snickers

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/bmjpe.jpg
credit:stompleb
gotten

[Camoron]

bobhughes is right to be angry he is being robbed of that sweet internet money everyone else is profiting off of such as famous internet entrepreneurs eric bauman and max goldberg

[m0nde]

maybe someone will make a movie like safety not guaranteed about bob hugs' life

to be honest it would probably be better than hunter s. thompson's crap

[timmy]

safety not guaranteed because bob keeps trying to suicide and if youre in the car with him or something youre going to get killed by a truck and hes going to walk away scratch free like in that movie unbreakable where bruce willis finds out he cant be killed by anything

[m0nde]

safety not guaranteed because bob keeps trying to suicide and if youre in the car with him or something youre going to get killed by a truck and hes going to walk away scratch free like in that movie unbreakable where bruce willis finds out he cant be killed by anythingwtf, this sounds like some crazy shit ruby would write

[m0nde]

just not as funny

[Garfield]

typical garfield, butting in

you wish sweet heart

[timmy]

did i take a time machine back to 2006 where everything is supposed to be funny? :mallet: monde

[m0nde]

well, it's good fodder for "the word"