AngularJS is the most outdated shitty framework after of jQuery

[juji]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

Redux is worse than angular 2.0

[juji]

I know what is react but I hated this workflow so I decided to use vue.js which is better to handle than most shitty framework by big companies like google and facebook did not meet the exceptations of the developers around the world, Vue.js is created by the community of the developers unlike the company.

[juji]

I bet you have never used with npm or yarn then run with webpack or parcel

[juji]

Trust me, Im not Steffies Yelle of Rhode Island

[maks]

fuck frameworks back in my day we wrote our ecommerce websites in assembly with hex editors

[maks]

powershell is the language of the future

[Autistic Spectrum]

The entire js ecosystem is a dependency shit show

[maks]

elz is cxonvinced he's the only one who knows anything about anything today, earlier he was lecturing me about upscaling graphics and now he's assuming a full stack developer has never used npm, I've used npm and I don't even touch code

[maks]

all I know is powershell delivers a rich responsive cloud based customer focused ecommerce experience and the commands are so fucking long you'll wear your fingers down to nubs trying to do anything in it. I'm sick of being a windows admin I miss bash.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Elz im almost sure you write horroble unreadable code bevsuse your english is terrible your el variableos are prob named betrayedToME

[Autistic Spectrum]

My real method

[Autistic Spectrum]

You need a fork of babel to even understand it

[Autistic Spectrum]

Picture an American trying to translate complex business requirements to elz

[juji]

all I know is powershell delivers a rich responsive cloud based customer focused ecommerce experience and the commands are so fucking long you'll wear your fingers down to nubs trying to do anything in it. I'm sick of being a windows admin I miss bash.

I doubt powershell may not run Linux commands

[juji]

Elz im almost sure you write horroble unreadable code bevsuse your english is terrible your el variableos are prob named betrayedToME

Wrong use of camel case

[juji]

Picture an American trying to translate complex business requirements to elz

I’d prefer to work with project manager who handles tedious bla bla bla blah turn into simple task

[maks]

he's excited and passionate about his work and that's great but it's a little fucked up that not that long ago I configured apache (with ssl), postfix, dovecot, and openssh for him because he couldn't figure it out, and now he's mansplaining the concept of upscaling to me like I don't know shit

[juji]

he's excited and passionate about his work and that's great but it's a little fucked up that not that long ago I configured apache (with ssl), postfix, dovecot, and openssh for him because he couldn't figure it out, and now he's mansplaining the concept of upscaling to me like I don't know shit

I think youre mistaken, allow me to mansplain you again

[maks]

that's all I ever wanted

[Desolation]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.423757648.4254/flat,800x800,070,f.u2.jpg

[juji]

that's all I ever wanted

Oops, I actually mean “fillrate” not upscaling

[juji]

Stop using jQuery

[Autistic Spectrum]

Ironically you are telling people whats wrong with there language

[Dustin]

its 2018 if you're not using ruby on rails you must be some sort of idiot like that drunk homeless dude

[maks]

I wrote my own implementation of ruby in powershell

[juji]

its 2018 if you're not using ruby on rails you must be some sort of idiot like that drunk homeless dude

https://stackify.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Copy-of-top-programming-languages-1.png


Don't make me laugh!

[juji]

Ironically you are telling people whats wrong with there language

Maybe your choice of shitty programmer for taking an outdated and overrated framework

[Autistic Spectrum]

i did not say what framework i use, in fact any code jockey worth his salt is not tied to any frame work you wet back pos

[Autistic Spectrum]

i hate reading forgien code when they write english it's 100% trash and get's thrown out since it's faster for amercians to rewrite then to understand wtf you guys name shit

[juji]

you say you can handle any framework? that would be a deal breaker

[juji]

Reading the documentation takes time and your efforts

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet you don't know how to do basic shit like handle async function loops in regular js and use a framework as a crutch

bet you don't even know what the words prototype chain mean when it comes to javascript with out looking it up

[juji]

async is kind of promise, you wait until the request is complete


prototype is a contructor, you can create new own functions as properties to existing object

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya right but what if you got a lot of api calls in that asycn function, how do you properly handle the loops, I WILL KNOW IF YOU LOOK IT UP

[Autistic Spectrum]

frameworks come and go like the wind, you should keep your shit as plain jane as possible unless your a hack

[juji]

If I look it up, I need to read the documentation again in that case I forgot how to implement.

the loops are damn easy if I use kind of framework to bind the values.

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope THE RIGHT AWSNER IS DON'T USE FOR IN LOOPS AND USE A PROMISE.ALL OR STUFF COMES BACK BEFORE THE NEXT ITERATION

[Autistic Spectrum]

NEVER GONNA HIRE YOU SORRY ELZ COME AND SEE ME IN A FEW YEARS

[Autistic Spectrum]

when your not taking free code acamdey courses at night and ripping off peoples git hubs and charging strip mall tv repair shops for someone elses work

[maks]

Batch files are just a framework for powershell when you get right down to it

[juji]

I tought you asked how do you properly handle the loops which is unrelated to other apis it makes me to think it's basic loop.

Like I said, it's kind of promise, you never asked me to write an example. Im going to report you for discrimination inequality.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol i work with lots of brown people elz, Hire some, they all know to say promise all when i ask em that question in interviews

[juji]

How do you rip off the code from github? I think it's up to MIT license

[Autistic Spectrum]

react didn't till like 3 days ago

[Autistic Spectrum]

and not even google uses angular in anything real for google

[juji]

Tell me are you able to make a prototype app without installing php and mysql? the brown people will say "I dont like this idea, we need php and mysql"

[maks]

a lamp server without php and sql is a la server, how fucking stupid is that

[Autistic Spectrum]

i use a node stack like everyone else in green feild and postgres and do devops and modern shit and your sitting around here wasting my fucking time talking about php and mysql

[Autistic Spectrum]

WHAT DO THESE 4 ENV'S MEAN ELZ WHAT'S THE GIT FLOW TO THEM I WILL KNOW IF YOU LOOK THIS UP
PLEASE PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT ORDER AS WELL


STAGING PRODUCTION TEST DEV

[maks]

I like to install mondodb and exim to turn my la servers into lame servers

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz theres a reason i own a lake and you live in an apt (it's not the color of your skin)

[juji]

you mean MEAN, that's really outdated because mongoDB operators still suck

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz what's a docker and give me some example docker configs with out looking them up, ELZ HOLA YOUR SO FUCKING SMART AND NEW USING FUCKING REACT

[Autistic Spectrum]

you anit full stack elz, you full wet back

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz if you send me the link to tim and mondes fourm i will share my screeen with you for an hour and walk you though a modern stack

[Autistic Spectrum]

for some very large apps with millons of users

[juji]

WHAT DO THESE 4 ENV'S MEAN ELZ WHAT'S THE GIT FLOW TO THEM I WILL KNOW IF YOU LOOK THIS UP
PLEASE PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT ORDER AS WELL


STAGING PRODUCTION TEST DEV

There are 2 envinormental variables such as development and production, not sure the others 2.


git init
git remote add origin [url]
git add .
git commit -m "you never hacked an account like I did your pass eatmyfuck"
git push origin master


dev test staging production ... ?

[Autistic Spectrum]

no man there not even ENV VARS there the standard CICD env's, you have never been in a real app, pls link me monde and tims fourm and i will show you how acutal web apps are built

[juji]

elz what's a docker and give me some example docker configs with out looking them up, ELZ HOLA YOUR SO FUCKING SMART AND NEW USING FUCKING REACT

docker is trade name about the containers


I forgot what are docker configs since Im used with package.json

[Autistic Spectrum]

the order was right tho, you go dev, to test, to stage to prod

[Autistic Spectrum]

docker is trade name about the containers


I forgot what are docker configs since Im used with package.json

NOTHING TO DO WITH PACKAGE.JSON

[juji]

no man there not even ENV VARS there the standard CICD env's, you have never been in a real app, pls link me monde and tims fourm and i will show you how acutal web apps are built

I dont know about CICD env's honestly

About the link, my second mistake should not exist, it will never happen

[juji]

NOTHING TO DO WITH PACKAGE.JSON

I believe it was command line interface where you type something to create a configuration file

[Autistic Spectrum]

which leads me to belive you never been in a large scale app in your life if you have never been in a CICD flow, if you just link me monde and tims new fourm via pm or rep i will show you one or two and how acutal apps have to be written to scale up

[Autistic Spectrum]

think of docker like a light vm, that's only used to ship code

[Autistic Spectrum]

and with the trend of mircoservices that's around now (it's what netflix was built with) you make a bunch of docker imgs one for each mircoservice

[juji]

I know about scaling, you need to create a cluster or the machines like separated servers for database, for database of chat, for storage of user content, etc. to sync themselves but I have never involved with large scale app.

[juji]

If I link you again, I betray tim and m0nde

[Autistic Spectrum]

will tim and monde show you the inside of a real large scale app, nooo because there scrubs who have never worked on one

[Autistic Spectrum]

how about i promisme not to share it with anyone but wendy

[juji]

It's not my position to share the secret forum.


big data and large scale app, Im pretty sure you need some servers to serve each content like Netflix uses S3 for videos.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i will give you one more tibit of info but that's it if your not giving me the link and i will say tim let it slip btw
you either get stuck in one of the big boys AWS azure, etc or the right way to do it is make it moveable though automation and terraform to differnt providers so you can move it once a month to who ever gives you the best deal for the $$

[Autistic Spectrum]

elz i'm friends with 20 netflix dev's i know there true methods ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GIVE ME THE LINK TO MONDE AND TIM'S FOURM

[nastyvandal]

Lol noob

[juji]

elz i'm friends with 20 netflix dev's i know there true methods ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GIVE ME THE LINK TO MONDE AND TIM'S FOURM

Nothing personal, you need to forget what you ask me to give you a link.

a hint: not a real domain