crazy enough to join a cult

[Lina Goldberg]

sane enough to stay away from creepyos
-the lexie lardo story

[Lina Goldberg]

dumb enough to be apart of some new age hippy's sex squad

smart enough to not be having sex with the jobless van dweller

[maks]

who even is lexie I only know the name from stevey ranting about her for like 6 years

[steveyos]

cult of hot dog

[Lina Goldberg]

who even is lexie I only know the name from stevey ranting about her for like 6 years

desolation's girlfriend

[steveyos]

hot dog

[maks]

desolation's girlfriend

so he met deso's girlfriend and creeped all over her and she stopped talking to him is that what happened

[Lina Goldberg]

low enough class to be with a smelly hippy

high enough class to stay away from a homeless freak

[Lina Goldberg]

no better yet, deso stole lexie from steveyos and he's never recovered since

[Wendy <3]

Lexie stop this

[Lina Goldberg]

I mean lexie seems pretty kooky but not kooky enough to think steven is worth holding on to

[maks]

no better yet, deso stole lexie from steveyos and he's never recovered since

that is fucking awesome how did I miss that

[Desolation]

lol

[maks]

lol

mad at you for not telling me about this while it was going on

[Desolation]

she hates being associated with this forum so i try not to bring her up.

[Desolation]

tldr

stevey falls in love with lexie (she just likes hiM)
he introduces her to me
we like each other a lot
stevey calls her a bunch of nasty names and creeps her out
im still friends with lexie but she hates stevey

[maks]

how long ago was stage 4

[Desolation]

2 years ago. he called her a crazy cult alien ect. even after she left the organization. obviously, as any sane person would realize, this kind of terminated any relationship they were going to have going forward.

fast forward a few days and he's pleading with me on skype/PMs to get her to talk to him. and before he comes and disputes this story i have plenty of skype logs of his crying that I could post but i'm too lazy to do so also thats kinda mean.

[maks]

jesus christ he's still bringing up a girl he barely knew from the internet 2 years later? that might be worse than plug drugs.

[maks]

but stevey's doing just fine he doesn't need a shrink or a drastic change in his lifestyle

[Wendy <3]

He's sending me pm's about trying to lure her here with lonnie or something i wish he'd just die already

[steveyos]

what's up withl lonnie's rep fix it

[maks]

stevey maybe if you learned to talk to girls in real life you'd be able to get over an internet girl you knew 2 goddamn years ago, js

[Lina Goldberg]

what's up withl lonnie's rep fix it

what's up with steven's account ban it

[steveyos]

I knew her over seven god damned years dude

[Wendy <3]

Wish you'd go back to reject heaven with your lizard friends

[Lina Goldberg]

I knew her over seven god damned years dude

u "knew" her over the internet retard

[steveyos]

hot dog

[maks]

I knew her

no you didn't you never even met



over seven god damned years dude

people who have been actually married, for decades, get on with their lives after a breakup in less than 2 years

[Wendy <3]

creepy creep creeping on girls

[steveyos]

I love her what's wrong with that honestly

[maks]

know how they do it? they meet someone new. because they have social skills and do not have crippling anxiety.

[steveyos]

I want that lexie girl so what

[maks]

I love her what's wrong with that honestly

a lot. you never had a real relationship, and she friendzoned you 2 years ago. put on your big boy pants and get over it.

[Desolation]

she actually did like you but you alone fucked it up cause you can't control your bad brain.

[steveyos]

tell her I can control my bad brain now

[maks]

he's never going to get any better, because he'll never get any experience, because he's afraid to try

[steveyos]

yeah so help me get her back so what be a friend for once

[Desolation]

tell her I can control my bad brain now

a quick glance at this forum is further proof you've gone off the deep end.

[steveyos]

I love lexie

[Lina Goldberg]

I love her what's wrong with that honestly


I want that lexie girl so what


tell her I can control my bad brain now


yeah so help me get her back so what be a friend for once


I love lexie

huh what happened to hot dog steven, u sad?

[steveyos]

what happened to your rep

[Wendy <3]

Don't be joking about rep

[steveyos]

I'm dead serious wtf happened

[maks]

yeah so help me get her back so what be a friend for once

I'm being your friend when I tell you to get over it, everything about you and the way you are is kryptonite to women, but with enough experience you could get past that, you just have to try over and over and over again that's literally how everyone else does it except we did it when we were 11

[steveyos]

I just want one more shot with the alien bitch come on just ask her if she'd try

[maks]

by the time you figure it out it'll be too late

[steveyos]

and it won't be that bad because at least I'll have avoided a crazy hairy alien bitch and twice at that

[maks]

you're already what 32 or something? chances are better than half you'll die alone without ever having known the touch of a woman

[steveyos]

30

[maks]

you need to change in some fundamental ways or the next 30 is going to look exactly like the first

[steveyos]

ok I will so tell lexie

[Cag.]

cult of hot dog

[Autistic Spectrum]

Cag if you had to take one rubynet memebers virginity would it be

Stevys
Elzs
Tim
Or rubys?

[maks]

tim had a live-in girlfriend for like a year, he probably had sex with her

[Autistic Spectrum]

Bet he never sealed the deal

[maks]

one sight of his tiger undies and she wouldn't leave him any choice