Good night rubynet

[Desolation]

See you tomorrow for more funny jokes

[Desolation]

Good night rubykins

[Wendy <3]

Bye

[steveyos]

I think lexie got arrested in that new york sex cult case and teal swan has been called a pedo and the first thing she asked was if I could bring my nieces maybe you really are trying to help me deso

[Lina Goldberg]

Teal Swan, an emerging cult leader, claims she is a multi-dimensional Arcturian alien working with 11 other aliens in an “intergalactic Green Peace” type organization. She says she has x-ray vision and hearing, that she can inject herself into people’s brainstems to revive them and can hear tectonic plates moving. She has a massive following, many of whom, called “Tealers,” tattoo themselves with her symbol. Teal claims suicide is a “reset button” and that “death is delicious.” At least two of her followers have already committed suicide. Teal also claims to have suffered 13-years of abuse in a child-murdering Mormon Satanic Cult where she was routinely tortured, sewn into a corpse for 12 hours and made to torture other children.

https://medium.com/@bescofield/the-gucci-guru-inside-teal-swans-posh-cult-36168edaf62f

is this who you are talking about?

[clay]

so are you bringing your nieces or what? god knows you'd do anything to touch a woman

[steveyos]

https://medium.com/@bescofield/the-gucci-guru-inside-teal-swans-posh-cult-36168edaf62f

is this who you are talking about?

yes when she was in the other cult she talked about how they're supposed to be meeting her and idk if she's with her or not now but this is why I can't be trolled by all these girl things on forums every girl I stopped talking to it's been reasons like this lol, idk how I"m supposed to get trolled because I saved my nieces lives ya know



so are you bringing your nieces or what? god knows you'd do anything to touch a woman

post your pic

[clay]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/tshirtclerk.gif

[steveyos]

they're both so fucking hot if they aren't in jail I'm definitely going with my luck rather than her she's gonna bring like http://officemagazine.net/sites/default/files/styles/video_screendump/public/media-youtube/EYqZJrGV_tc.jpg?itok=ymtkFDU_ and https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SYZOhRYS85U/hqdefault.jpg

[steveyos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/tshirtclerk.gif

are you in one of these frames

[clay]

regardless of how skinny/fat i am or how ugly/attractive i am, i dont have to feed my nieces into a pedophile cult for women to touch me

[Lina Goldberg]

deso is she safe?

[steveyos]

regardless of how skinny/fat i am or how ugly/attractive i am, i dont have to feed my nieces into a pedophile cult for women to touch me

post any kind of proof that you're doing better than me with women then or we can keep going until you rage and modify forum stuff again lol





deso is she safe?

that's what I wish deso would tell me, I think deso is mad at me for not paying ruby back even though I tried to pay ruby back and for that reason alone he's turned into what clay is being right now too like a big baby or something idk, this place is so fucking confusing I'd rather be in the alien cult than with you people at this point lol everyone here is so fucking mad every single day and becuase I'm not they ahve to take it out on me but no matter what clay says if you saw him you'd realize again why I can't be trolled about anything by these folk

[Lina Goldberg]

just think cag this could have been you lol

[steveyos]

yeah exactly the cult was in cali luckily jon seems normal enough where I still talk to cag but I'm still keeping my eye on jon just in case

[clay]

post any kind of proof that you're doing better than me with women then or we can keep going until you rage and modify forum stuff again lol

i'll pass

[steveyos]

well then just keep replying until you get mad as usual lol

[clay]

if you didnt have the personality of a disgusting onion slug, someone could enjoy spending time with you

[steveyos]

post your pic

[clay]

post your relationship status

[steveyos]

single, now post your pic

[clay]

https://i.imgur.com/2Opan9J.png

[steveyos]

what goes on in your mind at times like these do you feel you're trolling me let's review you said I've never posted any pics even though I've posted thousands and the one you posted of yourself was what you said I probably did post if Id id post one thing so you literally projected that onto yourself, you're fat bald disgusting and even if you're married with children yu're still physically you so that's why no pics no matter who you're with if you're with anyone you still look like you and still live like you and play dota 2 there's nothing good about being you no matter what's surrounding it and maybe that's why you won't say anything idk man I really feel like I'm 100% winning this I mean really I bought one hot dog and you went on a fucking rant and rave about how I coulda gotten 10 for the same price, and that was the first hot dog I had since I tried the burger king one which was like two years ago o rsomething, lol, and you eat them by the pack, I mean come on please post a pic?

[clay]

oh i dont know, but you did just type a 1000 word response to my photo without any punctuation or intelligence sprinkled in

[clay]

let me know when you touch another human

[steveyos]

I get such a primal feeling of joy when I troll you people because for so many years you were mean to me and look at you now lol generic ass fucking replies becuase you're literally mad, post a pic please

[steveyos]

you're fatter than me and marks needs to see a therapist all of your lives are fucking garbage why do you think you can win this shit are you trying to commit suicide adn you need me to finish pushign you over the edge or something why are you even asking for these beatdowns I can't think o fany other reason

[clay]

oh i guess that makes sense. you were mocked so relentlessly for being a serious spaz that you had some sort of mental breakdown, cocooned yourself, and now you're back for revenge like various shitty 80s movies. you're definitely in control of your mental and emotional state

[clay]

you're fatter than me and marks needs to see a therapist all of your lives are fucking garbage why do you think you can win this shit are you trying to commit suicide adn you need me to finish pushign you over the edge or something why are you even asking for these beatdowns I can't think o fany other reason

imagine both of those things are true.

and we still interact with the men or women we desire

[steveyos]

my life's an open book and you're afraid to even show your hideous face, and the only way you can counter my trolling is by literally lying and saying I've never posted any pics when I have thousands of pics and videos m0nde has them all, the one pic you posted again is what you said I probalby posted, and you won't pos ta pic now, you're very fat and ugly there's literally no way you could ever troll me because of that alone forget the rest of your life, why are you trying this lol

[steveyos]

I enjoyed it the whole time silly who's the god troll here, again really what are you even going on about lol, it's just even funnier now that after all this time none of you have gotten anywhere in life and you're all like 10+ years older than me lolololol

[clay]

stevey the virgin wizard shall not be trolte by thee

[steveyos]

and you still won't post a pic no matter what you type all that matters is you won't post a pic, just like no matter what marks types he goes to therapy, in fact I'm wondering if you go to therapy too, you might wanna lie and say you don't though because then I'd definitely make you end up an hero'ing

[steveyos]

I am a virgin, and I've posted my photo, why won't you

[steveyos]

do you think I'm saying I'm not a virgin when you type that, do you think I'm reacting like how lily does or something, do you ahve me on ignore, are you too mad to realize I coudln't care less what youy people say jesus christ lmaos

[clay]

you'd still have hot dogs to eat right now if you had just bought that 8 pack. now personally i actually go for the 5 pack of black man's hot and cheddar.

https://i.imgur.com/bfX08q9.png

[clay]

I am a virgin, and I've posted my photo, why won't you

theres a photo of me in this thread. is there a photo of you in this thread?

[steveyos]

listen you're really fat, and ugly, and you started with me, I literally never talked to you until last week where you got mad about me buyign only one hot dog, and you've been raging about it ever since, this is like with bgd googling me, I don't care about any of you, why do you need to force yourself into my life, why not just be quiet so I go back to forgetting you exist and not making you even angrier than you are when I'm ignoring you, really dude

[clay]

wheres your picsxz

[steveyos]

theres a photo of me in this thread. is there a photo of you in this thread?

see idk if you're just trolling or what now this is the first post where I think maybe clay's in on the joke, if you are then you're the best actor because the rest of the posts you really did seem pissed, but if this post IS seirous then quite frankly teal swan and lexie are more sane than you and I'm going to join their fucking cult

[steveyos]

it would just seem weird at this point for anyone to remember this is a troll forum besides me it would be very refreshing if you were joking this whole time

[clay]

the entry price to their colt is 2 yellen children bathed in the uryne of a stricken horse, be not mare or shoddy hoof

[steveyos]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pyJoKjXbGEA/maxresdefault.jpg




I have a small feeling you look exactly liek this guy, and he's capable of taking jokes but gets mad about his weight, so if you were just joking around I'm sorry about the weight stuff you're my bro we troll bros, but if you're being serious then yeah you're a shitty version of this guy then idk because of the whole ruby situation that's why idk if you're actually mad irl or just trolling 2005 era ya know

[steveyos]

just admit that looks exactly like you and we can move on

[clay]

is that your dad

[clay]

fuck, am i your dad?

[clay]

sorry about the bandonment, son

[steveyos]

just admit that looks exactly like you and we can move on

[steveyos]

either admit you look excactly like him and we can team up and troll the forum together sicne we're trhe only two trolls left, or be like everybody else at this forum and let that rage flow for me

[steveyos]

let the rage flow like the screams flow as teal tortures my nieces

[clay]

when you comin home, dad
i dont know when, but we'll get together then
you know we'll have a good time then

[clay]

im pretty sure the teal women you're after is a tranny, you might want to do the old croc dundee on her to check

[steveyos]

there you go, keep going

[steveyos]

well I'd be even happier if she was a tranny as long as she's not post-op that's just gross

[steveyos]

again I know people usually get mad if you calla girl they like a tranny but I was the first person to ever fap to baily ejay and bragged about it I mean idk if you thought that was gonna make me mad that's why I can't tell still if you're raged or in on the joke

[clay]

im trying to find a picture where my face is obfuscated so that it angers you further

[clay]

IM NOT FUCKING MAD, YOU'RE BEING TROLLED BY THE GODTROL YOU FUCKING IDIOT IOM TYPING OUT PAGES OF TEXT BECAUSE IM NOT MAD

[clay]

https://i.imgur.com/fLLo9hk.png

[steveyos]

I'm very mad that you're too embarrassed to post a pic, keep going

[steveyos]

exact same facial features of the guy I posted btw

[clay]

i've posted 2, you've posted 0. i thought we were trading sexy boi pax

[steveyos]

keep going

[clay]

why is my 6 year old bicep bigger than your 30 year old bicep

[juji]

That's how you negotiate with Steffies, you give him at first time, then he gives you nothing and he backstabs you in return

[juji]

As steffies did to Ruby

[juji]

These pics are real when clay is literally 7 years old

[Wendy <3]

steffies you're a bad person

[Lina Goldberg]

deso is she safe?

[Desolation]

yeah she's doing well thanks for asking :)

[clay]

I troll you people because for so many years you were mean to me

[maks]

stevey's story is a tragic one

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/GQT4hap.jpg

[maks]

is that your dad

[Desolation]

here is stevey's dad:

[steveyos]

here is stevey's dad:


http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/600x600/quality/60/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2012/10/tiny-tim-800.jpg

[clay]

stevey discovers that he's unaware what his father looks like. stevey prepares to troll his family for this painful awareness

[steveyos]

post a pic

[maks]

here is stevey's dad:

underrated post

[maks]

stevey which would you rather have, a whole day of fishing and playing catch with your dad, free hotdogs for a year, or an internal drive that isn't laughably outdated

[Autistic Spectrum]

here is stevey's dad:

[Autistic Spectrum]

Here is steveys girlfriend:

[Autistic Spectrum]

Here is steveys friends:

[maks]

Here is stevey's future:

[clay]

whats the point of free hot dogs for a year fatass how many can you eat at once lol what the fuck are you going to do put them in your mouth until you pass?? out no one that costs $3.50 + $2.50 delivery is just fine for me and i'll just get one of those every other day free for a year wtf so stupid and fucking fat

[steveyos]

post a pic

[maks]

if you met your dad would you give him a hug maybe go down to the ball game get a couple of hot dogs

[steveyos]

I don't know I feel like I could only get the answer to that in therapy

[clay]

hmm clay told me he's not going to post a picture of himself because he prefers his privacy. but maybe if i just keep saying "post a pic" and making fun of him, i can trick him into posting one. then i'll be the winner. then no one here will make fun of me. i will be the god trowl

[maks]

why did you turn on your mom for kicking you out but not your sister

[steveyos]

I must consult with my mental health team then get back to you

[steveyos]

I ate all except one slice of stop and shop buffalo rise pizza I like cheap pizza lol, but I'm trying to decide if I wanna get burger kang because I have coupon........

[steveyos]

I'm so full but got that munchiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[steveyos]

all I had all day was that pizza and coffee so I think I got room for more but ugh idk vote ya'll's

[clay]

we can deduce that you have a tiny dick. probably one of the reasons you havent successfully dated, the fear of being mocked. get over it

[maks]

there's a few dozen reasons girls wouldn't be interested in stevey

[steveyos]

5 inches long 1 1/2 wide, now post a pic?

[clay]

it's kind of like an archway where he has multiple issues that build up into a structure. then of course you have the key stone, which i assume is his fear of rejection. but his tiny dick is definitely one of the larger stones building up into his inability to form a relationship with the opposite sex.

how the forum is able to figure this out is that stevey has no shame whtasoever. he also loves taking and posting photos of anything. so when the various posters had their dicks uploaded to the forum, and he didnt respond, it means his was smaller. more than likely a good deal smaller. stevey doesnt have the appropriate level of apprehension that a person should have. the only reason he has to not post himself fully nude is that his little brown dick is weirdly malformed or small.

again, stevey, get over it and go get a girlfriend

[steveyos]

my dick is small, you're embarrassed of how fat you are, if not you'd post a pic

[maks]

I mean if he has a fear of rejection he's basically screwed because he's going to get rejected, a lot, maybe 50 times for every success because he's a fat ugly weirdo with bad hygiene

[steveyos]

this is like therapy

[clay]

strange how i was able to easily figure out something about your physical form without seeing a picture or having any relevant information. almost like everything you do is driven by your insecurities

[steveyos]

you seem like an angry fat person right now

[Cams Purple Lambo]

you seem like an angry fat person right now

aren't u still fat lol?

[steveyos]

stop trying to fit in

[maks]

strange how i was able to easily figure out something about your physical form without seeing a picture or having any relevant information. almost like everything you do is driven by your insecurities

the irony is a shrink could probably help him with all of this but it would take a lot of sessions over several years

[Cams Purple Lambo]

stop trying to fit in

i always fit in better than you dating back to like 2006. u had one friend (ruby) on the forum abd have always been morbidly obese when mommy bought ur cigs and food and now you're just fat when you have to use food stamps lol

[steveyos]

it's scary how people can't handle their own shit lol

[steveyos]

we got an aloler trying to fit in admins

[Cams Purple Lambo]

My newer computer recently took a turn for the worse (thanks to my cat), and I put the graphics card from it into this computer here. I thought they had the same specs, minus the cards. Well, turns out this one's processor is slower. I was wondering if I put the busted computer's processor into this one if it will work? I'd imagine so, but if there's any conflicts anyone can think of, please let me know. I know a fair amount of computers, but my luck is horrible. I know most people don't think luck exists, but when you've got a 256MB graphics card and have trouble running a Half Life 1 (yes, 1) mod, that's some stuff right there.

I'll list the specs of this PC, just in case it's needed:

- The AMD 2500+ (want to switch to the 3200+)
- 1 Gig of RAM (Sorry, I don't know the kind. Actually, I have another gig that might have better latency, but sadly I'm pretty dumb when it comes to RAM, and it probably wouldn't matter much anyway.)
- Radeon X800 Pro 256MB
- 2x hard drives (old school big ribbon, newer pc had some lovely S/ATA :/...)
- Albatron KX18D PRO (I don't trust this motherboard too much, the website for the company is horrible)
- 450W PSU (Nothing fancy, well, red LED fan, but still was really cheap)


I wish I had cash. I really want to get a whole new 64 bit system with the dual 512MB cards from ATi, and AMD's whatever processor, with the multiple cores. But, for now, I'm stuck with this trash heap. So anything (seriously, just type anything, I'm going crazy here) will be more than good.

https://www.cybertechhelp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97016

[clay]

the irony is a shrink could probably help him with all of this but it would take a lot of sessions over several years

do therapists only help people who want to be helped still or did they figure a way around that

[maks]

it's scary how people can't handle their own shit lol

like you for instance, you collect welfare and live in state housing, you're an infantalized neckbeard and you never 'handle' anything so you're never going to be anything but an infantalized neckbeard

[Cams Purple Lambo]

steveyos is an incel ready to crack lol. i wish his dad stayed around to crack the whip on him and not let him be a gigantic fucking loser like his mom

[Cams Purple Lambo]

donny actually had a job and a gf unlike stevey

[juji]

https://www.cybertechhelp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97016

Steveyos666 from 2005 who never treated someone with plastic fork...

[clay]

https://i.imgur.com/UcUnl0D.png

soprry i bork u compter stebvy

[maks]

do therapists only help people who want to be helped still or did they figure a way around that

with the right pharmaceuticals you can do just about anything. steven will probably need to be hooked up to an IV for a while, his body will contain more SSRI than blood, but he'll come out the other side a better man

[steveyos]

fat, insane, never fit in and googling me, deaf

[clay]

fat, insane, never fit in and googling me, deaf

this guy down here? i guess you've been obsessed with me for a while.

https://i.imgur.com/bE7bkrk.png

[maks]

donny actually had a job and a gf unlike stevey

everyone on this forum is at least a decade more advanced than stevey

[steveyos]

I love you a lot clay that's why I took that pic

[steveyos]

decade of therapy

[maks]

fat, insane, never fit in and googling me, deaf

who exactly do you fit in with? from where I'm sitting it looks like every single person who posts here is bashing you hard

[steveyos]

well yeah it's because everyone that's left except me is a fucking nut who is in their 40's and nowhere in life lol

[clay]

are we turning stevey into a school shooter

[steveyos]

also you work so I can do what I want all day every day and also make random dudes in suits super rich you are absolutely correct to be raged

[steveyos]

you're turning me into someone who will never be fat or insane or try to fit in or deaf

[maks]

well yeah it's because everyone that's left except me is a fucking nut who is in their 40's and nowhere in life lol

you were literally homeless like a year ago

[clay]

you're turning me into someone who will never be fat or insane or try to fit in or deaf

"never" includes the past(fat), present(insane), and future(fat, insane, try hard)

[steveyos]

clay post a pic

[clay]

posted 2 already

[steveyos]

post a pic

[clay]

2 already

[maks]

stevey get a job

[steveyos]

maybe after clay posts a pic

[maks]

he's posted 2 of them, your turn

[clay]

you can post photos of yourself as a child stevey. i dont understand what the problem is, why are you not posting photos?

[steveyos]

hey fatso

[juji]

Clay's pics are real, he sent me the first one and he showed me his face via webcam, I can compare it's real. I'm not even trolling you but I'm saying why Steffies you have issues with the exchange.

[juji]

Recruiter: Thanks for coming here for your interview, first off can you demonstrate your skill why you want to work?

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: I beg your pardon, anyway we cannot send you money in order to test your evaluation.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: Sorry, I think you are not hired yet. I need to evaluate your skills when you're done, we will call you if you are hired or not.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: Well, if you won't demonstrate your skill and you came here the wrong place, I suggest you should leave right now.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: *Calls security*

[Desolation]

*Calls security*

;)

[Dustin]

did you guys know that steven is fat

[Dustin]

and donny is dead still btw in case anyone forgot

[maks]

Recruiter: Thanks for coming here for your interview, first off can you demonstrate your skill why you want to work?

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: I beg your pardon, anyway we cannot send you money in order to test your evaluation.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: Sorry, I think you are not hired yet. I need to evaluate your skills when you're done, we will call you if you are hired or not.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: Well, if you won't demonstrate your skill and you came here the wrong place, I suggest you should leave right now.

Steffies: Send me money.

Recruiter: *Calls security*

like stevey would ever go to a job interview

[juji]

like stevey would ever go to a job interview

If he changes his mind

[Dustin]

If he doesn't have a job how does he play video games all day?

[juji]

If he doesn't have a job how does he play video games all day?

God Bless USA

[clay]

when are we going to chip in to buy elezark a new computer? the young man came from mexico with a disability, got a job at walmart even though he has programming knowledge, and doesnt complain. can we get a prize pool going for this american dream over here

[clay]

ruby just told me that he's in for the first $750

[clay]

did we get a picture of stevey yet, im at a 2:0 ratio here

[steveyos]

whenever someone helps me mine coins I'll buy everyone new computers

[steveyos]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/QrW0oIEZ9AI/maxresdefault.jpg

[clay]

will you mine stevey pics with your r1g, big daddy

[clay]

i'll post a photo of myself from today if you do it, stevey. everyones waiting for u

[steveyos]

why do all of you who claim to have lives care the most about forums

[clay]

so you're not going to post a steffies pis

[clay]

well then, i guess the great photoswap of 2018 comes to an end.

[juji]

Steffies never changes

[Wendy <3]

I wish he'd change forums

[juji]

I wish he'd change forums

First FJS which contains the greatest threads but Steffies managed their threads to have sacrificed for nothing. This is our first disappointing towards Steffies Yelle of Rhode Island.

[clay]

funnyjokessquad.com is Available.

[juji]

It seems Teknorat cant afford to keep this domain. Which is better funnyjokesquad or funnyjokessquad?

[Dustin]

mining coins in 2018 lmao

[Dustin]

you are as fucking dumb as they say you are

[juji]

Dustin is confused

[Dustin]

confused as to why no one else from the forum got an invite to the spice girls splash zone

[Dustin]

or the 311 vibe zone at coachella this year

[steveyos]

stop letting alolers post here

[Dustin]

i never posted at the forum fat boy

[steveyos]

somebody please get rid of the alolers they take this forum dead serious and it's gay

[juji]

Im going to buy funnyjokesquad domain, dont try to think Im going to give it to you

[Desolation]

Gn rubynet

[steveyos]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/QrW0oIEZ9AI/maxresdefault.jpg

[Desolation]

Gn rubyjent