List all the reasons stevey is better than everyone at this forum and human who has ever lived or will ever live

[Autistic Spectrum]

1.does not waste his time with a so called "job" he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants

2.does not weigh himself down with the trappings of family and friends, this frees up more time to do what ever he wants whenever he wants

3.smarter at computers and computer games that anyone on earth currently(and anyone who will ever live) his graphics card will still be able to play games at max settings in thousands of millons of years

4.not fat

5.does not have any illness due to his god like dna, he's basically a superman, he's the next evloution in man, he's the last evloution in man, they broke the mold when they made steven yelle

6.could get any girl he chooses too, but chooses not too since girls are fucking stupid

7.Gout is sometimes referred to as the “disease of kings.” This is because people long have incorrectly linked it to the kind of overindulgence in food and wine only the rich and powerful could afford.

[juji]

disease of kings lmao

[Dustin]

lol

[Desolation]

i think you got em all dp the rest of him sucks

[Wendy <3]

8. Has a titan video card
9. Makes cute doll dresses in second life

[steveyos]

buy, not make, that's what the useless thousands investment in pj was

[juji]

Tell me how much did you spend the coupons to pj?

[steveyos]

at least 5 coupons

[juji]

sounds like 5 dollars

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I know this thread was meant as a dig at steveyos, but I also don't have a stable job and treat my family and "friends" like shit, I also have a hot tub and a cool ass muscle car so suck my dick

[maks]

buy, not make, that's what the useless thousands investment in pj was

buying girls shit so they'll like you is a smart, effective, and not laughably pathetic move stevey, good job!

[maks]

I'll bet it worked too, she's madly in love with you and still talks to you on a regular basis huh

[Autistic Spectrum]

I know this thread was meant as a dig at steveyos, but I also don't have a stable job and treat my family and "friends" like shit, I also have a hot tub and a cool ass muscle car so suck my dick

stevey is a god and has a far superior mode of transporation i bet rubycalaber did not even buy you that muscle car, stevey is so good he tricked someone who he's never meet irl to buy him a car

[maks]

remember when stevey was busting on rootbeer for trying to buy pj with steam games well turns out there was nothing hypocritical about that

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey has so many girls on his dick it's hard to keep track of who buys who what

[steveyos]

I know this thread was meant as a dig at steveyos, but I also don't have a stable job and treat my family and "friends" like shit, I also have a hot tub and a cool ass muscle car so suck my dick

this thread is for people with sad lives to come in and try and feel better by saying things about me, luckily in return I get entertained because I'm not any of these people, in short you'll notice from our posting histories you and I enjoy being our cool selves and everyone else constantly is either arguing or complaining, this is a therapy thread for them :glick:

[steveyos]

the difference is I thought these insane fucks were my friends so I busted balls you've just told ghetto stories so they don't lash out at you for being happy but it turns out besides me you and maybe idk who else everyone else showed up not because of nigga stole my bike but because they're angry computer nerds who weren't old enough yet to be considered lizards

[steveyos]

as much as I wish everybody ended up happy since that didn't happen this now is honestly my favorite forum time ever because all these school bully nerd/jock/whatevers are now all the old failed versions and they don't realize it and project all their shit on me like I'm almost at the point where I'm considering reading other people's posts but like elz finally realized yesterday I am literally just here to entertain myself and sharpen my joke skills so when I fix my body I can go find sane happy people and get my joke on ya know

[steveyos]

I'm pretty sure as long as I'm not banned I'll be able to get marks and dp to kill themselves this year, 2018, because they're both really lashing out hard and gave out too much info about their lives to make it scientifically impossible for them not to be miserable fucks and I am the God Troll™ sooooo lol

[steveyos]

here's another thing they get mad at while I'm posting in this monitor in my other monitor I'm making free money http://koinme.com/?affili=1RQNJF-k1y and they're literally just too angry at me to use it all that does is play videos and you get money it's muted I game while it runs and everything, they literally won't use it only because I have made them so mad I can't believe I can make so many people so mad these people really don't have any clue what this place does to my ego

[steveyos]

bing rewards pc search doing 320 daily points again I"m gonna have a $5 burger king gift card tomorrow for typing panties in image search and either ctrl click or middle mouse clicking whatever many it takes each is 5 poitns it takes me less than 20 seconds then mobile search takes almost a minute because android fucking sucks also fez's grunting just messed up both mine and ron's trains of thought at the same time oh my god he's doing it really bad in this one it's the one where billy staples go to the psychic medium idk if it's all fez or what holy shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

11. stevey writes really long novels about how he's not mad, because he's not, everyone else is mad, everyone totally reads these long drawn out posts because stevey is the smartest most liad back person on earth

[Autistic Spectrum]

12. stevey was born alone, lives alone,and will die alone, stevey knows that people suck and there all jerks but him

[steveyos]

divorced guy projecting says what?

[maks]

I'd rather be a virgin in his 30's than divorced, that sounds way less sad

[steveyos]

I only wish I was doing coke and going to therapy, or alone with a real pac-man arcadei cabinet,

[Autistic Spectrum]

15.stevey is always right even when he's totally wrong

[steveyos]

oh you didn't get divorced or you don't have arcade cabinets cause you talkeda bout the arcade cabinets and those are even gayer than getting divorced why did you say you had them if you don't have them or is it because your wife got htem int he divorce and you just wanna forget about them

[steveyos]

if I'm wrong just tell me and I'll be fine with being wrong, you people just never discuss anything so let's actually find out right now tell us: did your wife get the arcade cabients in the divorce

[steveyos]

and how often are you allowed tos ee your children

[Autistic Spectrum]

well they live with me so i have to see them alot, now awnser me this, how many times have you seen your dad in your entire life?

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell me about chirstmas day stevey, your uncle dp is here to work all this out for you

[steveyos]

you're forgetting that I'm only here to entertain myself you need to take that kinda shit to another lizard

[Autistic Spectrum]

18. stevey tries to ask personal questions and when he get's those anwsers, he won't awnser any in return because he is not a lizard person, he's the orginal lizard person who talks non stop about his crappy life and shit nobody anywhere cares about

[steveyos]

get that lizard shit outta here

[maks]

you're forgetting that I'm only here to entertain myself you need to take that kinda shit to another lizard

this is the only social interaction you have in your entire life right now

[Cams Purple Lambo]

stevey just went out to lunch with three friends and two are female. also it was not fast food and none are related to me....can you tell me the last time you've ever done that lol?

[Autistic Spectrum]

19.stevey is thrifty and uses cupons at burger king

[maks]

20.stevey paid piss jugs to be his friend and she still wants nothing to do with him

[Cams Purple Lambo]

21. stvey posts his irl address here so people may visit him or give him attention his father never did

[steveyos]

let the rage flow boys

[maks]

stevey thinks telling people they're mad makes it true

[steveyos]

u mad

[juji]

Im so mad why steffies is better than us

[steveyos]

get iwc to be my practice date please thanks team

[Desolation]

Serotonin crash soon

[Wendy <3]

https://media.giphy.com/media/9e1VPfBaNvvEY/giphy.gif

[steveyos]

you all should so the planet can heal

[Wendy <3]

I think pj is willing to play dr4 if you buy it for her and apologize for being a creeper

[maks]

aren't you the guy who tried to bribe her into liking you with second life objects

[maks]

really cause you just said that the other day

[Autistic Spectrum]

23. Stevey has enough free time to justify his life choices to a 10 person fourm

[maks]

do you suppose your dad ever thinks about you