Sad news about Tim

[maks]

I just talked to his sister Nicole on steam, he's in intensive care. He was out for a walk yesterday and got attacked by a drop bear. He's going to live, but his nose was almost completely torn off (it's been reattached) and he still might lose his left eye. He is responding well to the antivenom (australian drop bears have a powerful decoagulant in their saliva, 30% of deaths are from this venom not the injuries themselves). She said it was touch and go for a few hours but the doctors did everything they could and he's awake and lucid though it's hard to talk with all the tubes in his throat. She said he got really lucky, drop bears usually go for the neck and kill in less than a minute, the theory is the one who attacked him is a yearling and hasn't really figured hunting out yet.

Lets all keep him in our thoughts and prayers

:barry:

[juji]

It sounds like a joke since Tim is playing a shitty game CS:GO everyday, maybe his job is fired.

[juji]

Also drop bear is ironically funny name

[Desolation]

Job fired

[maks]

Also drop bear is ironically funny name

it's not really ironic, it's a carnivorous marsupial related to the koala that drops out of trees onto its prey and bites their neck open. the animal/human then bleeds out almost immediately because their jugular vein has been ripped open and they've been injected with what is essentially organic coumadin. nasty creature, tim will be in my thoughts and prayers for sure

[Dustin]

the most dangerous thing in the AU is still lisa though

[maks]

well yeah duh but drop bears are no joke either

[Wendy <3]

Got any pics of his sister?

[maks]

one went around years ago she was p cute

[Wendy <3]

Hotter than steffies sister?

[maks]

by a wide margin, almost as hot as elz's sister

[internutt]

Im raping hia hole with a starp-on (im a girl irl)

[maks]

I'm sure that'll make him feel better

[Dustin]

tims hole

[maks]

surprisingly his hole was one of the few things not damaged in the attack

[Wendy <3]

by a wide margin, almost as hot as elz's sister

Hotter than internutttt?

[maks]

no

[Dustin]

post pics of tim's sister

[Wendy <3]

post pics of tim's sister