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Garfield
06-21-2018, 05:14 PM
its like a big bed with lights all over it that supposedly make your skin "darker"
Plug Drugs
06-21-2018, 05:24 PM
Just go outside in the sunlight, you don't want to be that close to all those lightbulbs it can give you organ damage.

Take an EMF reading in one sometime with your phone and see how many microteslas there are
juji
06-21-2018, 05:54 PM
Cancer skin resistance
maks
06-21-2018, 08:10 PM
Just go outside in the sunlight, you don't want to be that close to all those lightbulbs it can give you organ damage.

Take an EMF reading in one sometime with your phone and see how many microteslas there are

shut the fuck up
Cag.
06-22-2018, 08:07 AM
Tanning beds and uv light can be good skin treatments for acne
Poopalew
06-22-2018, 08:30 AM
Tanning beds and uv light can be good skin treatments for acne

I can't see the whole key board when I'm typing have to move my head from side to side, I can't type fast period
Garfield
06-26-2018, 06:56 PM
how long do i hav to stay in the tanning bed to look like a "nigger"
maks
06-26-2018, 06:59 PM
you're in luck I can save you a trip to the tanning salon
Garfield
06-26-2018, 07:39 PM
"how"
Desolation
06-26-2018, 07:40 PM
nibber
maks
06-26-2018, 07:44 PM
"how"

you "already" look like a "nigger"
Garfield
06-28-2018, 08:34 PM
you "already" look like a "nigger"

suck my "dick" you "old fart"
maks
06-28-2018, 08:37 PM
betcha I outlive you
rubycalaber
06-28-2018, 09:47 PM
just get a spray tan like drumpf so you dont get cancer again
Garfield
06-28-2018, 10:16 PM
my butthole is already on fire and my dick feels like ants are biting the inside of it like 2-3 times a month i think im "dying" for real this time
juji
06-28-2018, 10:19 PM
my butthole is already on fire and my dick feels like ants are biting the inside of it like 2-3 times a month i think im "dying" for real this time

why did you tan yourself naked?
Garfield
06-28-2018, 10:31 PM
i tanned naked and put one of those eyeball cover stickers on the head of my dick and my nipples so they stay nice and bright pink, but my dick hurts because i have cancer and its slowly eating my nerves in my spinal cord lol
Wendy <3
06-28-2018, 10:59 PM
nf
Garfield
06-28-2018, 11:03 PM
lmao
Garfield
06-28-2018, 11:03 PM
nf

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Garfield
06-28-2018, 11:04 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/b3/0c/0ab30c488edbb97d7183daad5c04181e.jpg
Wendy <3
06-28-2018, 11:16 PM
Are you trying to make me mad? I hated that stupid alien guy
Garfield
06-28-2018, 11:17 PM
thats not tim allen you fucking retard :rofl:
Wendy <3
06-28-2018, 11:20 PM
Hate him too