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joe momzaho
06-25-2018, 09:49 PM
I'd make an excellent cult leader.

joe momzaho
06-25-2018, 09:56 PM
My first order off business would be embezzling large sums of all my disciples (you guys) money. I'd convince you all to form a suicide pact and not go through with it myself. I'd have sex with all the fine women I can entice into the group. Really I'd just be a swell leader.

clay
06-25-2018, 10:08 PM
no one is even joining this thread

joe momzaho
06-25-2018, 10:10 PM
no one is even joining this thread

You'll be left behind with the reptilians at the time of rapture.

clay
06-25-2018, 10:12 PM
:bobsley:

Cag.
06-25-2018, 10:44 PM
Only if there are free drugs

Wendy <3
06-25-2018, 10:51 PM
I'd only join a cult where the cult leader sucks everyones dick and spits out the cum into a vile and wears it around his/her neck

Wendy <3
06-25-2018, 10:52 PM
Or a vial even

maks
06-26-2018, 06:39 AM
vile was the right word

joe momzaho
06-26-2018, 08:22 AM
Only if there are free drugs

How else would I make you dependent on me?

Poopalew
06-26-2018, 08:30 AM
How else would I make you dependent on me?

I was at YTMND then the other two forums

joe momzaho
06-26-2018, 08:44 AM
What?

Poopalew
06-26-2018, 08:59 AM
What?

I do not hold grudges towards any one see's that you and your buddies too

joe momzaho
06-26-2018, 12:11 PM
Who are my buddies?

Wendy <3
06-26-2018, 12:39 PM
Who are my buddies?

Cag.
06-26-2018, 02:54 PM
Drugs first, friendship second