Am i the only one that thinks American accents suck? Vote poll inside

[timmy]

Please consider before selecintg

[Desolation]

You’re correct

[rubycalaber]

I guess it depends on the region but there's definitely a lot of obnoxious characteristics in american accents like women on the west coast having vocal fry like they just drank battery acid and that sort of nasally jewish east coast accent where they say their Os as As and draw their vowels out like a little kid so they go like taaaaadd put daaaaawn the baaaaax instead of todd put down the box

ironically they also say twat as twot as if they are doing a comical impression of a posh british accent

[Autistic Spectrum]

howdy cowboy would you like a hamburger

[Autistic Spectrum]

you guys sound like Mary Poppins and yer jealous af because America is best at everything including accents

[maks]

people from connecticut don't really have much of an accent but they don't pronounce the T in mountain

[Wendy <3]

Fuck you timmy

[Cag.]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

[Poopalew]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

Why there a lot of EXEs every people need to run these apps, do you know why WINE exists?

[Desolation]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

ruby sounds cute!

[Poopalew]

ruby sounds cute!

Are you capable to make a demo like AMIGA?

[CAG <3]

you guys sound like Mary Poppins and yer jealous af because America is best at everything including accents

[timmy]

Note how a high comedy thread causes butthurt to half the forun

[timmy]

Also note that anyone who pronounces anything outaide the queens english is a deviation towards delinquency the more farther it is aka all americans are butchering english

[timmy]

American english is like the rabble of society made their own version of english

[timmy]

Imagine being brought up to speak a lower class of english and thinking it sounds good

[juji]

You mean southern accent

[rubycalaber]

an excerpt from the book I'm writing about everything wrong with americans, current working title: American Kampf

american accents can get so whiny you can mistake the word "poem" for "pawn": he sent them a paaawwwm

horrible at doing foreign accents and think obviously fake russian accents in prank calls are real

only people I've encountered online who complain they can't understand "foreign accents"

pronounce "little" as "liddle"

pronounce "winter" as "winner"

pronounce "iran" as "eye-ran"

pronounce "arab" as "ayy-rab"

pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular"

pronounce "vehicle" as "vee-hickle"

pronounce "Qatar" as "Cutter"

pronounce "muslims" as "muhslims" or "mohslems"

pronounce "Craig" as "Creg"

pronounce "Aiden" as "Eyeden"

pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasher"

pronounce "peadophile" as "ped-ophile"

only people who say "mom" instead of "mum"

Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne

American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH


ruby sounds cute!

<3 <3 <3 your accent is hot tho

[Lina Goldberg]

pronounce 'water' as 'wooder'

[maks]

bargar kang

[rubycalaber]

pronounce 'water' as 'wooder'

reminder that americans say "give me A water" and have to carry bottles of water around when them because their tap water is not fit to drink lmao


bargar kang

sorry not pronouncing burger right must be really offensive to americans

[maks]

you monarchist pantywaists should really be able to pronounce king though

[maks]

americans pronounce king as 'the ruler of an outdated archaic system we kicked to the curb like 250 years ago'

[juji]

English language was germanic origin like vikings, it's really shitty to pronounce after all, besides romance family language wasnt hard to pronounce.

[maks]

it's stupider than that, english is a mish mash of german and french and latin and anglo saxon it's got borrowed words from languages from like 4 different bases that's why none of the spelling or grammar rules make sense

[maks]

honestly the US would be better off if we'd adopted french or iroquois or something instead

[rubycalaber]

honestly the US would be better off if we'd adopted french or iroquois or something instead

dont worry you'll all be speaking spanish by 2050

[maks]

dont worry you'll all be speaking spanish by 2050

I'd be ok with that. So will you, america drives the internet, entertainment and trade you either get with the program or you get left behind

[rubycalaber]

sorry I need to learn arabic so I don't get left out at the local rape gang meetings

[maks]

we really ought to be working on an international language, think how much better everyone would get along if they could talk to each other

[juji]

International language would be the numbers

[maks]

International language would be the numbers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

Like this, but something that people actually use.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ran over a kanga on the way to the petrol station so i threw the body in the boot of me car to throw it on the barbie for dinner

[Autistic Spectrum]

Australia does not even exist

[juji]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

Like this, but something that people actually use.

Ive read it before, well, esperanto is not enough because it wasnt simplified, it takes another complicated learning curve. We would require something more simple and flexible than latin and chinese

[Cag.]

this is the shitskin that people will look like in 50 years and its beautiful

[Wendy <3]

Fuck tim and his secret dog forum

[rubycalaber]

rip boston love

[rubycalaber]

this is the shitskin that people will look like in 50 years and its beautiful

cag how many times have you been blacked, beaned, riced, jihaded or scalped?

[Cag.]

rubbys accent is that of a cracked out leprecaun in his early 30s who has terrible hygene

[Cag.]

also what group of ugly ethnic people does the scalping refer to? cus im pretty sure there arent any indians left

[Cag.]

after they were conquered by smarter people

[rubycalaber]

rubbys accent is that of a cracked out leprecaun in his early 30s who has terrible hygene

I'm gnot a gleprechaun....

[rubycalaber]

also what group of ugly ethnic people does the scalping refer to? cus im pretty sure there arent any indians left

It refers to what I'm going to do to you if you insult Ruby again.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[Cag.]

https://youtu.be/OnQjSZWI_84 rare footage of roobycalaber

[Wendy <3]

Cag still watches wrestling

[maks]

she's trying to learn some moves to defend herself against jon. I told her to just hit him with a folding chair but she doesn't listen

[juji]

Cag still watches wrestling

Like Steffies does, even he claims he wont watch TV but still warching wwe

[maks]

she doesn't listen, which is why she needs to defends herself from jon, it's a catch-22

[Bev.]

yes sir thats funny your great

[Bev.]

is that lisas real adress and is that her phone number why you thanking her i though you hated her

[juji]

You wouldnt spend $600 for calling Lisa then you would be hearing Lisa saying “fuck off loser” repeatedly every day

[maks]

is that lisas real adress and is that her phone number

you tell me

[maks]

post her msn too

[Lina Goldberg]

Pronounce 'idea' as 'i-deer'

[Lina Goldberg]

'both' as 'bowlth'

[joe momzaho]

We'd kick your stupid British asses in a war, therefore our way is the right way to speak English.

[timmy]

The problem with english is that we simplified the latin alphabet and removed all accents on our letters. If we kept the classical latin alphabet we may have had better and more similar pronounciation instead of the arbitrary rules we have today that forces certain combinations of letters to be confusing even to a native speaker.

[timmy]

I think the diverse approaches to reading english is a symptom of a shitty limited alphabet

[maks]

we don't need more letters, we already have 2 useless ones we could afford to get rid of. C makes either the K sound or the S sound. X makes the KS sound. Fuck C and X.

[Cag.]

kkklarissa

[timmy]

we don't need more letters, we already have 2 useless ones we could afford to get rid of. C makes either the K sound or the S sound. X makes the KS sound. Fuck C and X.

So instead of accented characters change the spelling to how its pronounced and do away with borrowed words using silenced letters?

[timmy]

Caught - kawt
Beautiful - bewtiful
Bomb - bom
Psycho- syko
Knee growth- negrow

[timmy]

My point is though that if we taught accented letters to be pronounced a certain way we could stop deviations from pronounciation that we get with the flexibility forced upon a limited number of letters

[timmy]

Adjacent for example is supposed to be said ad-jay-sent despite simply being ad-ja-sent. This could be fixed by an accent i.e. adjàcent

[maks]

wait you pronounce the d in adjacent?

[timmy]

Saying it without the D is having a lazy tongue. Accents probably form due to an easier movement of tongue

[maks]

ask your mum if my tongue is lazy

[timmy]

I guess thats why she nevet called you back

[maks]

:goodone:

[rubycalaber]

we don't need more letters, we already have 2 useless ones we could afford to get rid of. C makes either the K sound or the S sound. X makes the KS sound. Fuck C and X.

and Q which is useless without a U so why not just use KW instead

[Poopalew]

and Q which is useless without a U so why not just use KW instead

Have you developed certain habits of videogame about render performance because you're doing wrong

[maks]

and Q which is useless without a U so why not just use KW instead

Keep Q use it to replace O so people stop confusing it with 0

[juji]

and Q which is useless without a U so why not just use KW instead

Q is most used in spanish language