fuckin poker fuck

[lnopia the great]

already busto after river a king to finish my straight and some fagget hits the boat

[jon]

score a goal and trounce the away team

[lnopia the great]

boat over boat show down and bet on river is 4 bucks what

[jon]

http://i.imgur.com/RePdC.jpg

[rootbeer]

http://i.imgur.com/RePdC.jpg
im pretty sure that is an enemy in diablo 3

[lnopia the great]

called 5 dollar bluff nygga

[lnopia the great]

4 spades on board i chase the flush off with nothing cause im fuckin balls deep in testosterone

[maks]

One time I won 1500 playing blackjack at mohegan sun then I spent it all on coke and strippers.

[lnopia the great]

nice i just got burned with some ass fuck calling my bets whole way down and river a pair fuck this game

[jon]

yuo suck at cribbage

[Plug Drugs]

one time i lost 20 dollars in a slot machine and realized "i could have spent that money on drugs!" and never went back to a casino again

but i clean my friends out all the time in texas holdem and 5 card draw

[Plug Drugs]

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[rootbeer]

lady gaga, more like illuminati reptile mirite?

[Garfield]

i just came back from new orleans for the first time (no one noticed i was gone im sure) and my lady friend made 750 on her first 15$ spent at rapid roulette, i tried just about everything and came out - $400

[Garfield]

i did win like 100 dollars at some mexican slot machine computer thing, just kept hitting buttons, but i blew it all betting big at texas holdem

[Garfield]

just a couple serious posts about my life not a big deal

[Garfield]

im glad im back vacation stressed me out, the best part was getting her to share a lap dance with me for her first time :p

[rootbeer]

great job

[lnopia the great]

don't worry man i came out like -500 in vegas last year

[lnopia the great]

i live and die by the roulette wheel

[Garfield]

i got up like 200 then kept blowing it, you need to set an amount, cash out and just play 20 bucks at a time

[sex with dead people]

You need to stop sucking at everything and cash out of irl.

[Garfield]

ted is so mainstream, i like watching underground tv shows like the cleveland show and robot chiken

[lnopia the great]

go big or die tryin nigga

[Garfield]

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i never really go into the whole gaga thing

[Plug Drugs]

dont play in casinos, bankrupt irl friends because theyre dumb and cant do math intuitively when playing poker "uhhh i got ace high, all in!"

[maks]

i got up like 200 then kept blowing it, you need to set an amount, cash out and just play 20 bucks at a time

I get $200 in chips and when I win I put my winnings in my pocket, that way I never blow more than the initial investment. In 10 visits to the casino I've made money 9 times, broke even once.

[Plug Drugs]

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lady gaga is sort of hot but not really she's got kind of a weird face

[Plug Drugs]

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and her music videos kind of have lesbian overtones

[Garfield]

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i like ke$ha alot more

[rubycalaber]

kesha doesnt have a dick tho

[Garfield]

ke$ha*