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Unregistered
07-08-2018, 09:06 PM
live by yourself all I have in my house for coffee is exactly what I want right now I have french dark roast there's two containers one's unopened one's almost empty but they're both what I want even in the dark I'm grabbing the right one



independence has been fucking awesome for me I know everyone says it's scary and whatever but for me that couldn't be further from the truth and you might be the same too you should give it a shot

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 09:07 PM
I've had my oven on for over an hour trying to decide if I want mozzy stixxx or hash niggerfaces

maks
07-08-2018, 09:09 PM
french dark roast

nice girl coffee faggot

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 09:13 PM
I don't know what's girly about dark roast I'd assume that's the manliest coffee but here's the thing, not knowing about what type of coffee is girly or not, is absoloutely 100% less gay than knowing anything at all about coffee, lol

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 09:14 PM
I'm sure your coffee and furniture situations are very manly because men put a lot of thought into those things, you manly man you

maks
07-08-2018, 09:21 PM
it's french that makes it faggy by default. I buy whatever is on sale when I'm out of coffee.

maks
07-08-2018, 09:22 PM
I don't use milk crates as furniture becaue I'm not tragically poor and even the bullshit at ikea is better than that

angry Ivan
07-08-2018, 09:25 PM
marks is teaching me how to be an angry condo dweller

maks
07-08-2018, 09:27 PM
I have a second date scheduled with a girl I met when I wasn't even looking. How's it going on match.com?

Desolation
07-08-2018, 09:34 PM
Good advice thanks stevey

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 09:57 PM
no problem, and you'll notice you didn't get raged when someone gave you obvious life advice that means there's hope for you, never turn into marks or lisa or lonnie who get mad about it because it would require them to use effort

maks
07-08-2018, 09:59 PM
How's it going on match.com?

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 10:04 PM
oh wow you gotta put questions at the beginning of your posts I tend to barely even get one word into them as I scroll past lol, after being told by two babes that I'm not ugly I decided to just give it a go irl because those two girls were 30 and 50 minutes away and I like girls that are 40 seconds and 8 minutes away lol oh and one now right next door at the gas station so I'm trying to build up the courage to holla @ them but wouldn't girls say something if they were interested after like a fucking year lmao

maks
07-08-2018, 10:06 PM
so you've gotten nowhere then

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 10:09 PM
yeah but at least if I were I wouldn't be making fun of people on the internet to make myself feel better, which I'm not even doing now, and you are, so again the more you say the more you look like the one doing worse lol, it's almost like these things don't matter and at the very core of who we are you're a giant fag and I'm not and that's really all that matters since I don't need therapy and drugs to not wanna kill myself haha

maks
07-08-2018, 10:10 PM
I didn't read that but I'd like to point out that I have a second date scheduled with a girl I met when I wasn't even looking

maks
07-08-2018, 10:11 PM
shit happens to me like 3-4 times a year how often does it happen to you

Wendy <3
07-08-2018, 11:19 PM
Stop drinking coffee

Unregistered
07-08-2018, 11:39 PM
40 something and 90k a year gets girls still has to be a bully online to want to live let's move on




what's wrong with coffee jj

maks
07-09-2018, 05:59 AM
I have stank on my hang low, my life is better than yours

Unregistered
07-09-2018, 04:06 PM
I don't know how people like lisa can't tell you're a comedy poster lol