Ruby, congrats bRO, i Hear you're no longer a shut-in!

[m0nde]

That is such awesome news.
I'm very happy for you!

I love you, bRO.

[Desolation]

i'm getting him out of his shell.

[maks]

can you confirm or deny that ruby is on his way to being a productive member of non-internet society?

[Desolation]

Confirm because i've convinced him to start socializing a bit more. I would like to take credit for the first time he penetrates some wet pussy. Hopefully when I'm there in a few months!

[maks]

Fully agree, in fact I think getting ruby laid should be your primary concern and life goal.

[cberry]

:smug:

[jon]

i totally would help chat up girls at a bar for ruby but i have a new job at a startup so now i have no vacation and no time

working tomorrow in fact

[m0nde]

^ livin the bob hugs life

[jon]

nnnnnnnnnope i don't make a penny off of government anymore

[rootbeer]

no life roll player tranny life coaching a box set addict with aspergers. can you feel the magic?

[m0nde]

nnnnnnnnnope i don't make a penny off of government anymorewhat's your security clearance?

[rootbeer]

men in black

[lnopia the great]

i totally would help chat up girls at a bar for ruby but i have a new job at a startup so now i have no vacation and no time

working tomorrow in fact

newly built mcdonalds

[m0nde]

jon works for a defense contractor and recently had to have his security clearance increased
needless to say, he spent many a night awake wondering if they'd find out about his obsession with gush and his very public addiction to opiates as well as his suicidal tendencies and posting on a gay nigger dick forum

[jon]

jon hugs

[maks]

can't help thinking about this every time bob starts talking about how he's immortal

VYpui6I4sPY

[maks]

they cut out the part where she says "and I destroyed you!" and steps on his ass

[F4]

i remember when i tried not being a shut-in

man that was one of my worst experiences ever

[rubycalaber]

I've been hiking around in the wilderness and making new friends in DayZ not real life think there's been some confusion there

[m0nde]

what?

[Obnoxious Biatch]

That is such awesome news.
I'm very happy for you!

I love you, bRO.

Ruby likes being a shut-in. He doesn't need you to patronize him!

[rubycalaber]

for some reason it's more reassuring when marks sticks up for me than obnoxious bitch...

[maks]

is it because I'm not retarded?

[cberry]

:cberry:

[cberry]

oh shit i do have a smiley

[rubycalaber]

is it because I'm not retarded?

that might be it


:cberry:

:cberry:

[m0nde]

how am i patronizing him? i was genuinely happy to hear that he was going out of the house more.

also, why is that abomination out of the :lizard:arium?

[rubycalaber]

please do not spread such filthy lies about me that stain my reputation like that I leave the house