do you remember the first time you had sex

[Unregistered]

and when your dad pulled out to jizz in your mouth he missed because his dick hole was plugged up with your shit lol

[clay]

stevey and I are virgins

[Unregistered]

no way nigga you in the club too nice

[clay]

I made a pact with stompleb and I plan to stick to it

[Unregistered]

I made a pact with stompleb and I plan to stick to it

You're too fat to fuck, have to lift up your gut to find your dick

[clay]

You're too fat to fuck, have to lift up your gut to find your dick

good thing I plan to stay a virgin, then. thanks lisa

[Battery Bits]

You're welcome.

[clay]

you forgot to log out, supergenius

[Battery Bits]

Um no I didn't. You did thank me dipshit.

[clay]

full time virgin crew 2013:

rubycalaber
clay
reno
steveyb
stompleb

we will never break out vows

[Battery Bits]

Reno is not a virgin, I don't believe that.

[clay]

reno is a huge fucking virgin dorb who had a shot at fucking a girl but he couldn't get an erection

[Battery Bits]

I don't believe it. He must have been raped at least a dozen times. If he lived near me he would have been anyway.

[clay]

that's actually a crime here in America. what rootbeer did to you would not be ok if you lived here. come to texas so I can take care of you baby

[Battery Bits]

But I'm in love with ruby and reno.

I'm a born again virgin now, it's been so long.

[Battery Bits]

Wish I got rape money like cag, all I got was an ipad.

[clay]

you cant be a born again virgin once you've had a can of pringles inside of your vagina, lisa

[Battery Bits]

lol

I have not

[clay]

honest question, what can I do to change my personality so I can get a girlfriend

[clay]

i don't want to be alone my entire life

[Battery Bits]

honest question, what can I do to change my personality so I can get a girlfriend

Well you are sick in the head and a sociopath. You could have a really dumb girlfriend though if you wanted, a fat ugly stupid woman.

You'd be ok if you weren't such a pathetic asshole.

[clay]

so youre saying I should date you

[clay]

hay girl how u doin

[Battery Bits]

I only date sweethearts. If I wanted an asshole I’d have one. Good guys are harder to come by. I’m going for a walk tomorrow and am going to get fit again. Medication made me fat like you.

[clay]

going for a walk down to the chip shop, she is

[Battery Bits]

I don’t like being fat like you :(

[clay]

yet you are fat and have been for years

[Battery Bits]

Nah, a year ago I was skinny then I started taking medication and ended up fat like you’ve always been

[clay]

medicine made me fat, m8y, wasn't the sheppy's pie or cakes

[Battery Bits]

No it made me hungry all the time

[Battery Bits]

Like always having the munchies

[clay]

oh it only made you hungry for bad foods though I guess. like the drug selectively made you eat pie twice a day instead of carrots. yeah ive seen that drug yes

[Battery Bits]

What is your excuse anyway

[Battery Bits]

oh it only made you hungry for bad foods though I guess. like the drug selectively made you eat pie twice a day instead of carrots. yeah ive seen that drug yesdo you even smoke weed? Do you know what the munchies is like? I mean you are fat anyway but drugs can do that halfwit

[clay]

I have a micropenis

[Battery Bits]

I bet it’s just stuck hidden in a fat fold

[clay]

weed isn't medicine, lisa. you got fat because you smoked a bunch of weed and than ate chips 24/7

[Battery Bits]

No I’m on anti depressants and mood stabilizers

[Battery Bits]

But I smoke weed too

[Battery Bits]

I smoke weed for a couple of days every fortnight

[clay]

so you're a mentally and emotionally unstable middle aged woman living in governmentally assisted housing.

girl let me snatch you up before someone else comes along and wins this prize

[Battery Bits]

so you're a mentally and emotionally unstable middle aged woman living in governmentally assisted housing.

girl let me snatch you up before someone else comes along and wins this prize

I’m not in government assisted housing, it’s private rent. I’m stable right now and haven’t had an episode in a few years.

[Battery Bits]

And even I rejected you.

[clay]

you tried to sell your body to me for little squiggles on a forum

[Battery Bits]

you tried to sell your body to me for little squiggles on a forum

To YOU? Nope.

Is that what you tell people?

[Battery Bits]

I’m hungry but I’ll never eat again and also this thread is disgusting

[clay]

surprise, lisas hungry

[Battery Bits]

I’m going to bed hungry because I don’t want to be fat like clay

[clay]

youre going to bed hungry because that lamb shank you just ate cant fill your giant stomach

[Battery Bits]

I haven’t eaten in 7 hours

[clay]

omg its almost as if you are a normal person who eats dinner at 6 and then goes to bed eventually

[Battery Bits]

I know but it was about 3:30pm when I ate, it’s 10:30 now. I now am so fat that I count the hours I don’t eat yet I’m still not as fat as YOU.

[Battery Bits]

I’m going to sleep now and going to walk for an hour tomorrow

[clay]

virgin crew requests that you stop attempting to rape members of virgin crew

[Battery Bits]

You can tell Ruby and Reno that they aren’t safe from me but the rest of you needn’t worry

[Battery Bits]

I need to sleep so be quiet now

[Battery Bits]

You better get some sleep too, you have a big day of Dota2 ahead of you

[clay]

you have a big day of eating chili while you sleep

[Battery Bits]

Yuck chili

I haven’t slept since 3am last night

[Battery Bits]

I haven’t slept in 20 hours

[clay]

you havent made a goodpost in years

[Desolation]

I need to breed lisa

[it's ok2B gay]

you need to quit playing shy with me and be my boy toy

[Desolation]

Ur pretty nf Gregg

[it's ok2B gay]

you won't care about nuttin after i get passed that tight sphincter

[Desolation]

Keep crushing it you and stevey are holding down the comedy club here

[Unregistered]

you havent made a goodpost in yearsneither have you

[AIDS Dik]

i want to cum on lisa's rotting teeth

[Wendy <3]

Can't believe lisa made a thread about fucking her dad...